sit or stand: toilet behaviour

Skerries · 15-03-2016 12:47am #1

I didn't know that some people stand to wipe after a shít or how prevalent it was

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

so which are you?

tomwaterford · 15-03-2016 12:50am

If you shît standing up you'd be a horse!

Also sounds like something that could go horrendously wrong as well

MacauDragon · 15-03-2016 12:53am

Standers are wrong and bad people. They work against us and must be killed.

Lights On · 15-03-2016 12:58am

One foot up on the toilet seat, other spread wide, wipe and flush. Real men don't sit to piss...or wipe!

Easca Peasca · 15-03-2016 1:01am

You're meant to wipe..?

misstearheus · 15-03-2016 1:01am

Dafuq did I just read?? Although I did learn something new. Dingleberries. :pac:

PandaPoo · 15-03-2016 1:32am

I sit and wipe, then stand and wipe with a wet wipe, then use toilet paper again so it's dry.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-03-2016 1:37am

As per instructions on the back of the Andrex pack, I can sleep easy knowing I'm doing a good job wiping with the correct amount of sheets.

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: "you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed",
he says: "you better not **** on my bed you son of a bitch",

magentis · 15-03-2016 1:50am

And lifting a cheek to wipe or sticking yer hand in past the balls?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 15-03-2016 2:10am

I find that my hole is cleaner when i stand up to wipe.

endacl · 15-03-2016 2:13am

Shït thread. Stop.

LaVail · 15-03-2016 2:53am

Spit on the toilet roll, stand up and let her have it

15-03-2016 6:54am

Stand of course, some people actually sit to wipe? Next people will be saying they wipe front to back.

hairyslug · 15-03-2016 7:00am

I hop in the shower, grab the head, put it on full power and jam it right up there, flushes everything out, almost liberating

Ted_YNWA · 15-03-2016 7:00am

LexieOnRale wrote:

So I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed, call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet, he tella me go to the toilet, I say: "you dont understand, I wanna sheet on my bed", he says: "you better not **** on my bed you son of a bitch",

Knew that sound familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9vcfhgJ3Q

harry Bailey esq · 15-03-2016 8:00am

An ad for drain cleaners popped up when i clicked into this thread, smart phones are smart.

sit or stand: toilet behaviour

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