Kian Egan's comb-over

Liamario

Who the hell does he think he's fooling?!

I don't know whose hair is more ridiculous- his or Trumps.

john the one

I hope Kian is on boards and reads this and you hurt his feelings.

How would you feel then? Huh?

Long Gone

Liamario wrote: »

Who the hell does he think he's fooling?!

I don't know whose hair is more ridiculous- his or Trumps.

Maybe he should try getting some rabbits tattoed on the bald bits of his head - From a distance they'll look like hares ! .:D

KERSPLAT!

Someone pointed this out to me just last night! He'd give Donald Trump a good run

Thankfully I don't think I'll go bald but I've a full head of grey hair and I'm not even 30!

Stigura

Poor lad just has a high hair line

Birneybau

That's the name of my band.

Liamario

Stigura wrote: »

Poor lad just has a high hair line

Or a long forehead.

DareGod

Guys you never know his family might be on here reading this so keep the nasty comments to a minimum

Stigura

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I've a full head of grey hair and I'm not even 30!

Isn't 'premature' grey hair meant to be a sign that ye'll retain a full head of hair?

My uncle was grey as a badger in his teens, or some such. Had a full, rich barnet all his life though.

tomwaterford

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Someone pointed this out to me just last night! He'd give Donald Trump a good run

Thankfully I don't think I'll go bald but I've a full head of grey hair and I'm not even 30!

Wanna swap

Liamario

DareGod wrote: »

Guys you never know his family might be on here reading this so keep the nasty comments to a minimum

Nasty comments? He has a comb-over. Fact. He's also public figure, so he's open to it, within reason.

AnonoBoy

Into the final furlong now it's Kian Egan's Comb-Over followed by Rebel Without A Caucus.... in third it's Bertie Ahern's Non-Existent Bank Account just ahead of Spritely Sex Romp Wildebeest.....

Round the final bend now and Rebel Without A Caucus is making his move but Kian Egan's Comb-Over is just going to edge it I think. Yes! Kian Egan's Comb-Over takes it in the finish. Rebel Without A Caucus second, Spritely Sex Romp Wildebeest third and Bertie Ahern's Non-Existent Bank Account takes it up the rear.

Buona Fortuna

Had to google who you were talking about - funny I feel smug not ashamed.

AnonoBoy

DareGod wrote: »

Guys you never know his family might be on here reading this so keep the nasty comments to a minimum

His family have been dropping hints for months now.

They paid us to start this thread. They're sending him a link in the morning.

KERSPLAT!

Stigura wrote: »

Isn't 'premature' grey hair meant to be a sign that ye'll retain a full head of hair?

My uncle was grey as a badger in his teens, or some such. Had a full, rich barnet all his life though.

Hope so!! I've been going grey since my teens, pretty much fully grey now with even my beard starting to turn. I don't mind much anymore, I'm not gonna dye it so I may get used to it!

not yet

Hey Kiano..

Fancy coming on here and defending that ridiculous comb over covering your BBBS, BIG BAD BALD SPOT..

Stigura

Be fukcing hilarious, wouldn't it, to see him do that thing when they bend forward and dunk their head in water. Then, stand up, throwing their head back with a look of refreshed joy .......... As the light glints off his shiny scalp and a great mat of hair slaps down against the back of his neck!

Grandeeod

Liamario wrote: »

Nasty comments? He has a comb-over. Fact. He's also public figure, so he's open to it, within reason.

Have you not followed the AH feedback thread????:eek:

Long Gone

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Hope so!! I've been going grey since my teens, pretty much fully grey now with even my beard starting to turn. I don't mind much anymore, I'm not gonna dye it so I may get used to it!

You're absolutely right - The ladies all go crazy for Silver Foxes ! :cool:

Liamario

Stigura wrote: »

Be fukcing hilarious, wouldn't it, to see him do that thing when they bend forward and dunk their head in water. Then, stand up, throwing their head back with a look of refreshed joy .......... As the light glints off his shiny scalp and a great mat of hair slaps down against the back of his neck!

Comes out looking like hulk hogan
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wp8_fl23MO0/UsL7kNOtahI/AAAAAAACEtQ/Uy_JIdlgsyg/s640/12-31-2013+12-14-30+PM.jpg

Stigura

Liamario wrote: »

Comes out looking like hulk hogan
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wp8_fl23MO0/UsL7kNOtahI/AAAAAAACEtQ/Uy_JIdlgsyg/s640/12-31-2013+12-14-30+PM.jpg

Oh christ! I've just pissed myself!!!

crusier

It's not a comb over until it's coming from your armpit!

Dial Hard

Liamario wrote: »

Or a long forehead.

Or a fivehead, as I like to call it.

Liamario

Stigura wrote: »

Oh christ! I've just pissed myself!!!

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/179459/377909.png

ClovenHoof

I find it more laughable that you watch ****e like this on TV rather than a guy losing his hair FFS.

Liamario

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I find it more laughable that you watch ****e like this on TV rather than a guy losing his hair FFS.

I don't watch it at all. Unfortunately adverts for it show up and his hair is questionable to say the least.

Omackeral

Liamario wrote: »

Or a long forehead.

A fivehead.

Filmer Paradise

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I find it more laughable that you watch ****e like this on TV rather than a guy losing his hair FFS.

Oh Jeeezus. I could thank this post a million times.

My Missus, an otherwise normal, sane, intelligent & rational person started watching this shoite only recently.

I'm hoping that this is only a temporary aberration......

Please God!

Letree

He should know that of you are thinning then having it shorter makes it look fuller. Having said that it is in no way comparable to donald trump

maryishere

Donald Trump is more credible that that ***** Egan.

haveringchick

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Had to google who you were talking about - funny I feel smug not ashamed.

Is he married to Bertie Aherns daughter?

haveringchick

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Oh Jeeezus. I could thank this post a million times.

My Missus, an otherwise normal, sane, intelligent & rational person started watching this shoite only recently.

I'm hoping that this is only a temporary aberration......

Please God!

My husband was watching The Voice when I came home yesterday
It's horrific
Horrific contestants
Horrific mentors
Horrific host
Horrific songs
Horrific voices
Bressie. What is he? Egan. Stupefying. 2 lady pop stars who at least had the grace to appear slightly mortified and not a little uncomfortable
The taxi driver with the dead wife who thought he could sing
The obnoxious woman who demanded that the mentors explain why they hadn't picked her
Soul destroying

Donald Trump

Liamario wrote: »

Who the hell does he think he's fooling?!

I don't know whose hair is more ridiculous- his or Trumps.

Ah heyorrrr. Are ya bleedin' startin' ?

Cee-Jay-Cee

haveringchick wrote: »

The taxi driver with the dead wife who thought he could sing

The obnoxious woman who demanded that the mentors explain why they hadn't picked her
Soul destroying

He was just utter ****e, not a fcuking note in his head but has probably been cajoled by his family and friends for years about what a great singer he is and thought he'd give it a go.

She was just an arseh0le, she'll be out out in the next round as everyone will hate her for being a mouthy bitch.

I hate the show too but my wife loves it and so I have no option but to watch it (and point out at every opportunity what a bunch if fcuking sad pricks the judges, contestants and hosts all are)

Summer wind

What is the point of the show? It runs for about 1000 years then some gob****e wins and then is never seen or heard again. Kians hair drives me mental it always looks so heavy and stupid hanging over his eyes. He should just shave it off or do a Wayne Rooney.

DareGod

DareGod wrote: »

Guys you never know his family might be on here reading this so keep the nasty comments to a minimum

Ive spoke to him before in one of my previous roles and to be fair i found him to be an exceptionally nice guy in person. What you see on tv is pretty much for camera and couldnt be further from reality. And im no Westlife fan, far from it in fact

prinzeugen

That's what happens when you chuck crap on your hair everyday. Used to stick gel in daily and hair started to reced about 21.

Stopped using gel and the receding stopped as well.

If I get like him I will be going for the Jean Luc Picard look.... But not till I am 40.

DEFTLEFTHAND

He should get some advice off James Nesbitt.

mansize

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Had to google who you were talking about - funny I feel smug not ashamed.

I also am super Cool and have to preface that I had to google Kian Egan before commenting on this thread which would in itself be bizarre not having known who he was...


Carry on

Long Gone

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

He should get some advice off James Nesbitt.

Only if he wants to spend a fortune to have his head to look like a toothbrush !

arybvtcw0eolkf

Summer wind wrote: »

What is the point of the show? It runs for about 1000 years then some gob****e wins and then is never seen or heard again.

Dunno about that. I was taking a pee Portmarnock Leisure Centre toilets on Wednesday evening and seen one of those urinal posters adverting a 'The Voice' winner whose doing a Karaoke in the centre soon.

So it can't be all that bad

smash

Garrett Stocky Cookout wrote: »

Dunno about that. I was taking a pee Portmarnock Leisure Centre toilets on Wednesday evening and seen one of those urinal posters adverting a 'The Voice' winner whose doing a Karaoke in the centre soon.

So it can't be all that bad

Was the poster IN the urinal?

Birneybau

smash wrote: »

Was the poster IN the urinal?

Are you taking the p!ss?

arybvtcw0eolkf

smash wrote: »

Was the poster IN the urinal?

You shitting with me?.. :P

Nodin

prinzeugen wrote: »

That's what happens when you chuck crap on your hair everyday. Used to stick gel in daily and hair started to reced about 21.

Stopped using gel and the receding stopped as well.

If I get like him I will be going for the Jean Luc Picard look.... But not till I am 40.

I know a lot of the older punk heads are baldies now allegedly because they used use soap to put the mohawks and spikes up, but I thought the gel was grand. Mind you I was a convert to the 1 all over school of hairdressing so I never used the stuff meself.