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You Can't Push Willy Round, Willy Won't Go

  • 11-02-2016 12:59am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Sweet

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13a4uky600


    Walked home from the pub, saw no aliens. I saw a plane though, that's as excited as it got.

    What's the most interesting thing ever happened you on the way home from the pub?


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  • #2
    TrueIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭TrueIt


    The Backwards Man wrote: »

    What's the most interesting thing ever happened you on the way home from the pub?

    Got the ride


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    TrueIt wrote: »
    Got the ride
    Happened me once too, broke an old woman's hips


  • #4
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I thought it was Monday for a second!

    Saw some lad duck-taped stark bollock naked to a bench before. Just said hello & how's thing's.


  • #5
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Happened me once too, broke an old woman's hips

    You must have given her a good wig wam bam :D


  • #6
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    I was cycling home one night around 1990 or 91 when I ran into another cyclist coming the wrong way without any lights. I suppose I should say that he ran into me. He was completely hammered and proceeded to tell me that he had stolen the bike and was trying to cycle to Belfast. This was 3 or 4 miles south of Dundalk near Lurgangreen if anyone knows it.

    Yer man was trying to get me to offer him a place to sleep for the night but I was still a couple of miles from home and I was still living with my parents anyway. He then went to a phone box and phoned the Guards to tell them to lift him as he wanted a night in the cells. Naturally they gave him short shrift. In the end he said he would break into a derelict place and kip there so I buggered off.

    I got home and related this strange encounter to my mother. The next morning she had the radio on and there was a report of a man killed on the road a few yards from where I had left the fella.


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