Great start to the day

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A fat person has sat beside me on the bus, meaning I am now squashed against the window. I am not amused.

AnonoBoy

Fat guy is chortling away though I bet.

LeBash

PM me nudes wrote: »

A fat person has sat beside me on the bus, meaning I am now squashed against the window. I am not amused.

There were no there seats and I wasn't going to stand for the trip. No move over a bit more towards that window.

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LeBash wrote:

There were no there seats and I wasn't going to stand for the trip. No move over a bit more towards that window.

Please turn down your music

LeBash

PM me nudes wrote: »

Please turn down your music

The fat in my ears is dulling the sound. Can't hear anything unless I keep it high. But maybe if I turn on my rick Ashley album you might cheer up?

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LeBash wrote:

The fat in my ears is dulling the sound. Can't hear anything unless I keep it high. But maybe if I turn on my rick Ashley album you might cheer up?

I am somewhat amazed at your ability to sleep and type, tell me how this is achieved please

well spoken man

Fat people should be banned from public transport and made use cattle trucks instead.......

LeBash

PM me nudes wrote: »

I am somewhat amazed at your ability to sleep and type, tell me how this is achieved please

New app on the phone. I need to fart bud. I'll hold it until the engine gets loud so you might get blamed on it.

misstearheus

Sit on top of them O.P. and whisper sweet nothings in their ear.

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well spoken man wrote:

Fat people should be banned from public transport and made use cattle trucks instead.......

Perhaps they should be made walk no matter how long it takes to reach their destination. This may end the problem of obesity that is plaguing the country

Badly Drunk Boy

PM me nudes wrote: »

A fat person has sat beside me on the bus, meaning I am now squashed against the window. I am not amused.

I think the person should PM you nudes.

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Fear not yee of After Hours for the great beast has descended the stairs. It is as if the weight of the world has been lifted from my shoulders. The birds are singing, the sky is clear, this will be a day full of cheer!

smash

PM me nudes wrote: »

A fat person has sat beside me on the bus, meaning I am now squashed against the window. I am not amused.

No nudes to cheer you up then?

Poor Uncle Tom

well spoken man wrote: »

Fat people should be banned from public transport and made use cattle trucks instead.......

You're assuming they all hold CPC permit and can drive trucks......:rolleyes:

eeguy

PM me nudes wrote: »

Perhaps they should be made walk no matter how long it takes to reach their destination. This may end the problem of obesity that is plaguing the country

Seeing as there's a chip shop every 100 metres in every town in Ireland I don't think your solution will work.

Irishcrx

Not squashed enough to stop you getting out your phone and going on boards , yer grand sure..

8 Bit Girl

PM me nudes wrote: »

Fear not yee of After Hours for the great beast has descended the stairs. It is as if the weight of the world has been lifted from my shoulders. The birds are singing, the sky is clear, this will be a day full of cheer!

...until the next person sits beside you

Boom_Bap

Dear Diary,

AH is not a place for diary entries.

Regards,

Me


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