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I Don't Beelieeeve It.

  • 11-01-2016 11:34pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭


    I don't believe some of our athletes do what they do without chemical assistance.

    What don't you believe?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,628 ✭✭✭brevity


    It's not butter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    ...everything that I read.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    I don't believe you started a new thread when you have a special thread just for you.😊


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I can't believe you didn't post this in your own question thread......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I don't believe in the existence of toads and hares.

    They're just f*cking frogs and rabbits.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    I don't believe in the existence of frogs and rabbits.

    They're just f*cking toads and hares.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't believe in the existence of toads and hares.

    They're just f*cking frogs and rabbits.


    I don't believe you are really the king of Moo.

    I don't believe I'm after drinking one of many cans of coke the last few days after almost managing to give up.

    I don't believe I will be 34 next month. In fact I believe it is some type of trick.

    I don't believe in jesus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I don't believe in superstars
    Organic food and foreign cars
    I don't believe the price of gold
    The certainty of growing old
    That right is right and left is wrong
    That north and south can't get along
    That east is east and west is west
    And bein' first is always best.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I don't believe in focusing on the negative

    I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
    I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
    I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
    I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
    I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem
    I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
    I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
    I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
    I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
    I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

    I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
    I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
    I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
    I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
    I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
    I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    I don't believe in magic
    I don't believe in I-ching
    I don't believe in Bible
    I don't believe in Tarot
    I don't believe in Hitler
    I don't believe in Jesus
    I don't believe in Kennedy
    I don't believe in Buddha
    I don't believe in Mantra
    I don't believe in Gita
    I don't believe in Yoga
    I don't believe in Kings
    I don't believe in Elvis
    I don't believe in Zimmerman
    I don't believe in Beatles


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    I don't believe in superstars
    Organic food and foreign cars
    I don't believe the price of gold
    The certainty of growing old
    That right is right and left is wrong
    That north and south can't get along
    That east is east and west is west
    And bein' first is always best.

    You only learn what country music is recently?
    Ive saw other posts where you quote Toby keith.

    Good, the more on the country bandwagon the better
    I believe in guns god and gw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My dear boy, the Nashville greats have written songs about me :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    Victor Meldrew in the gaf, yo!

    Keep it ghetto, dawg!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Don't believe half of what you see
    and none of what you hear
    It's a lot like what my painter friend Donald said to me
    "Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Stephen Fry is leaving QI.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    I don't believe in rock n roll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭MadMardegan


    I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth and greed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,554 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    I don't believe that sales of records/popularity is directly proportional to musical talent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,077 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I believe the children are our future. We're hosed.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I don't believe a plane hit the pentagon.
    I don't believe anyone should be barred from living anywhere.
    I don't believe in any god or afterlife or anything along those lines.
    I don't believe any politicians of any creed or colour. They are ALL liars.
    I don't believe in the moral high ground, everybody would lie, cheat, steal, kill, whatever - if push really came to shove. Some more readily than others, but everyone would in the end.
    I don't believe any other person is the key to your happiness, confidence or self esteem - that stuff comes from within, others can only at best leave them be and at worst take them away, they can not give them to you.
    I don't believe that anyone else can be to blame for something I do, and vice versa. It can never be my fault that someone else does something, no matter what.
    I don't believe that any of my beliefs deserve an ounce of respect from anyone else, nor do theirs deserve an ounce of mine.
    I don't believe there are many (probably any) top level athletes who would not do whatever it takes to win, including cheating. Same applies to top levels of anything, business, politics, military you name it - the drive to be number one includes in it the mindset that rules are an obstacle which must be overcome.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭bop1977


    I don't believe that anyone feels the way I do about you now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Zymurgist


    I don't believe in focusing on the negative

    I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
    I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
    I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
    I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
    I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem
    I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
    I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
    I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
    I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
    I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

    I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
    I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
    I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
    I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
    I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
    I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

    I don't believe in savage garden....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Zymurgist wrote: »
    I don't believe in savage garden....


    I don't believe I stayed up half the night listening to them after posting that!
    No wonder I woke up depressed!
    Thanks kneemos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    I don't believe in magic
    I don't believe in I-ching
    I don't believe in Bible
    I don't believe in Tarot
    I don't believe in Hitler
    I don't believe in Jesus
    I don't believe in Kennedy
    I don't believe in Buddha
    I don't believe in Mantra
    I don't believe in Gita
    I don't believe in Yoga
    I don't believe in Kings
    I don't believe in Elvis
    I don't believe in Zimmerman
    I don't believe in Beatles

    Thought this said Yoda for a split second, was about to get very angry. No issue with any other entries on the list though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I don't believe I stayed up half the night listening to them after posting that!
    No wonder I woke up depressed!
    Thanks kneemos



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    The holocaust.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    The holocaust.

    Cannibal or Jewish?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    People on lower to middle income brackets voting for conservative political parties, think that said parties have their best interests at heart. Never will be bale to get my head around that.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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