New Year, New You!

The Sun King

It's almost that time of year. Davina McCall fitness DVDs line the walls in Tesco and you're thinking about your resolution.

You will fail, as we all do, but what are you committing yourself to this year?

I'm going to try read a book a week and lose a bit of the belly.

Fox_In_Socks

Do more for my family-I feel like I'm failing them.

Mr. CooL ICE

A BAFTA award

meeeeh

It certainly will be new me in new year if I keep on eating like that. A five kg heavier me.

whatismyname

Nothing. I'm on a continuous life journey. If I need to change or improve something, I don't need to wait for the date to change to do so.

This year I managed to succeed with my New Year's resolution. Next year.. I'm taking it off.

Hande hoche!

Getting beach body ready.

NachoBusiness

Gonna try and be the first contestant on Winning Streak with no family members or friends in the audience and when asked why to say it's because I hate humanity and do my best to avoid having any contact with other humans, also requesting to only be communicated with by use of nods and winks.

Corpus Twisty

It'll be same old same old me. I stopped aspiring to change stuff back in 2001. I thought it was undignified. I don't have the "big muscles" type of body, I'm not plump, so why lose weight, and if I wanted to quit some vice or other, that'd make me a quitter - and no one likes a quitter. My new years resolution is to be me. As I am. That could be challenge enough.

Azalea

nu yr nu u xxxxx hope mi wallet is fat and mi body is tin not d othr way round lyk lst yr lololol :D:D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

fleet_admiral

My new year resolution


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Ruu

Azalea wrote: »

nu yr nu u xxxxx hope mi wallet is fat and mi body is tin not d othr way round lyk lst yr lololol :D:D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

U luk fab hun xxx

Azalea

Ruu wrote: »

U luk fab hun xxx

tnx bbz ah yeh i tink i luk fab 2 fuq da h8rz lol xxxxxxxxxx

Fox_In_Socks

Azalea wrote: »

nu yr nu u xxxxx hope mi wallet is fat and mi body is tin not d othr way round lyk lst yr lololol :D:D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ah, luv, u ok, hon? xx

Ur luvli as u are!!

XR3i

gamble more

Championship Vinyl

XR3i wrote: »

gamble more

Win more.

Corpus Twisty

XR3i wrote: »

gamble more

...and better.

Agricola

Hoping to drink a bit more, do less exercise and put on some weight. Let's go 2016!

Corpus Twisty

Agricola wrote: »

Hoping to drink a bit more, do less exercise and put on some weight. Let's go 2016!

Worthy aims. Go for it - don't let the haters hold you back.

Championship Vinyl

Actually I'm going to considerably cut down on some meat. Perhaps go so far as to just eat fish now and then and lots of fruit, vegetables and nuts and eggs.

For ethical and health reasons (please don't give me this line about how good meat is for me - it's not, FOR ME).

TLOA72

Lead my isis brethren to victory.......in Leitrim.

Corpus Twisty

TLOA72 wrote: »

Lead my isis brethren to victory.......in Leitrim.

Good luck with that. I'd say even ISIS would struggle to conquer them hardy feckers, but you go for it. Just as a tip - I doubt mass shootings or mass bombings will work - no crowds. Try sneaking around picking them off one by one, but watch out for the mad sheepdogs.

Elessar

My new years resolution is to kiss president higgins on the head. I bet he tastes like peanuts!

Corpus Twisty

Championship Vinyl wrote: »

Actually I'm going to considerably cut down on some meat. Perhaps go so far as to just eat fish now and then and lots of fruit, vegetables and nuts and eggs.

For ethical and health reasons (please don't give me this line about how good meat is for me - it's not, FOR ME).

Become full-vegan, or you're just messing. Only eat nuts. Waay better bragging rights.

Championship Vinyl

Corpus Twisty wrote: »

Become full-vegan, or you're just messing. Only eat nuts. Waay better bragging rights.

That's not a bad idea. I'll get lots of hippy, vegan ass. I'll end up in hospital, sure, but it could be worth it

Corpus Twisty

Championship Vinyl wrote: »

That's not a bad idea. I'll get lots of hippy, vegan ass. I'll end up in hospital, sure, but it could be worth it

Post back early january how you're doing - You probably won't have the energy to type by Feb, but it will be awesome. Honest. Nuts are the way to go. Nuts are good. And Pulses - don't forget the nourishing pulses. Everyone loves a pulse.

BunkMoreland

fleet_admiral wrote: »

My new year resolution
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1024 x 768? Look out for Y2K, I hear it's going to be a big problem.

The Sun King

Championship Vinyl wrote: »

That's not a bad idea. I'll get lots of hippy, vegan ass. I'll end up in hospital, sure, but it could be worth it

And don't forget to continually mention it. Otherwise, what's the point?

Andre 3000

Read a book a week is one of mine too. Get laid more too sure, why not?

everlast75

Andre 3000 wrote: »

Read a book a week is one of mine too. Get laid more too sure, why not?

Why not challenge yourself and do both at the same time?

Corpus Twisty

everlast75 wrote: »

Why not challenge yourself and do both at the same time?

Reading a lot of books and getting laid are usually mutually incompatible. Now if he'd said "learn to play the guitar", it'd be a runner.

Pherekydes

My new year's resolution is to not keep any new year's resolutions I make.

Will I succeed? :pac:

tomwaterford

Go out a lot more
Though also playing with the idea of giving up alcohol altogether (doubtful) and

cut down on amount of meat I eat...though not full on vegetarian (can't commit to it-I like pizzas too much)



And to ask for a payrise in work....failing that would they keep the job for me if I went travelling for a year

Chain Smoker

Well, about a month from now I'll definitely be in one of the following places for six months to a year:
San Francisco
Phnom Penh
Sarajevo

So the main thing I'll be committing to is staying away from the home place.

Junkyard Tom

I'm thinking of swapping the drink for becoming an evangelical person of religion.

thattequilagirl

Last summer shortly after my birthday (27), I wrote a blog post '30 things to do before I'm 30'. It was a good mix of aspirational stuff, practical skills and fun. Rather than commit to a new resolution, I'm going to take a read of it, see what can be crossed off already, and what I can work on achieving in the near future.

Get a six-pack, run a marathon, get a salary raise, learn a foreign language fluently, learn a musical instrument proficiently, read fifty new books, watch fifty new movies, make fifty new friends and always give it 110%. :cool:

And that should just about be enough for Week 1.

thattequilagirl

Deleted User wrote: »

Get a six-pack, run a marathon, get a salary raise, learn a foreign language fluently, learn a musical instrument proficiently, read fifty new books, watch fifty new movies, make fifty new friends and always give it 110%. :cool:

And that should just about be enough for Week 1.

Love it, always aim high.

Pac1Man

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

A BAFTA award

Not a hope for you buddy. You were sh!t in Con Air.

steddyeddy

Ruu wrote: »

U luk fab hun xxx

Lyk if you cried? Xxo

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'm still going to be the emotional hurricane I've been the last 27 years. Kind, loyal, unstable, fiesty, hot tempered, decent friend I've always been. And my friends can still be my friends and bask in how great it is to know me and whoever thinks I need to improve myself can rev up and fucck off

Hammer89

I'd quite like a relationship, because ejaculating into a closed fist is getting boring. I'd also quite like to expand my professional horizons in the form of picking up some new contracts. Oh, and driving. I need to learn how to drive. All three are attainable goals I feel.

Hammer89

Hammer89 wrote: »

I'd quite like a relationship, because ejaculating into a closed fist is getting boring.

Maybe you're just doing it wrong.

Hammer89

Is white stuff supposed to come out when you're finished? If so, I'm definitely doing it right.

tomwaterford

Hammer89 wrote: »

Is white stuff supposed to come out when you're finished? If so, I'm definitely doing it right.

Taste it??

Hammer89

That must be a Waterford custom.

Ciderswigger

I never do the whole New Years resolution thing. Maybe something like stop biting my nails or whatever, but never anything of the "New year, new me" vibe. Mainly cos I'm lazy but also because I've other $hite to be dealing with.

But I'm 30 in Feb and will be happy to see the back of my 20s, so I would like to do a few things in 2016 like run a 5k and maybe a 10k. Achievable so long as I cop on and eat/train well.

Oh and stop biting my nails!!!!

Mr. CooL ICE

Pac1Man wrote: »

Not a hope for you buddy. You were sh!t in Con Air.

Dunno about that. Something has to go between my golden globe and my oscar.

marcbrophy

New Years resolutions are pointless. I'm a cúnt this year and I'm going to be a cúnt next year too!

:pac:

hairyslug

Planning on getting addicted to something for 2016, just havnt decided what yet.

Then for 2017 I'll have something to give up.

gramar

The Sun King wrote: »

I'm going to try read a book a week and lose a bit of the belly.

I don't think reading will do much for weight loss.