crap xmas gifts

jimmy180sx

So it's over, everyone else is playing cards at the table..I'm here eating slices of cheese from my cheese box and cutting it with my cheese board & wire that the misses got me for xmas...pretty cheesed off at the only present she got me being cheese....what **** presents did you all get this year?

Ruu

Grow up.

Corpus Twisty

Ruu wrote: »

Grow up.

Sounds a bit crap alright. Some sort of old-school Board game?

Specialun

This thread

MaryAntoinette

I bet your real fun Jimmy.

Armchair Andy

I got slippers. Off my wife. Splashed out on a white gold necklace for her. Grrr.

stimpson

Cheese? Lucky you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM

OldMrBrennan83

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murphyebass

My wife got me whiskey. Yay my wife!!

Championship Vinyl

She's having an affair.

Lia_lia

Got some really crap sennheiser headphones!

Tilly

My Mam forgot to get my Christmas pj's

boobar

Patww79 wrote: »

Did we ever find out why what person didn't want the headphones last year?

Don't bring that up again!

boobar

I got a very nice new watch and two lovely sweaters, chuffed to bits.

My kid got an xbox 360 from Santa so great fun playing that with her.

Delicious dinner and tucking into some nice red wine.

A great day. No cheese.

Breaston Plants

Armchair Andy wrote: »

I got slippers. Off my wife. Splashed out on a white gold necklace for her. Grrr.

I got my wife a pearl necklace.

Corpus Twisty

Vile rumour has it the OPs missus was just getting revenge for all the cheese she has had to endure over the course of the year. If he gets a bottle of shower-gel for his birthday, it's confirmed.

The Daughter bought me socks. Socks.

Top tip - Dads say "ohh, just get me socks" in the same way as Mommies say "ohh just get me a steam cleaner..".

I wanted a Ferrari.

saralou2011

Breaston Plants wrote: »

I got my wife a pearl necklace.

Is Lady C your wife?

dinorebel

Breaston Plants wrote: »

I got my wife a pearl necklace.

I'd already given her that last Christmas.

Alf Veedersane

She got me a bowling ball with her name on it.

thisistough

Corpus Twisty wrote: »

Vile rumour has it the OPs missus was just getting revenge for all the cheese she has had to endure over the course of the year. If he gets a bottle of shower-gel for his birthday, it's confirmed.

The Daughter bought me socks. Socks.

Top tip - Dads say "ohh, just get me socks" in the same way as Mommies say "ohh just get me a steam cleaner..".

I wanted a Ferrari.

Spent about 50 quid on my sister, spent ages trying to find a really thoughtful gift she'd love, and got socks from her, woohoo! Obviously not about the money, more the lack of thought!

XplaygirlX

Ruu wrote:

Grow up.

Well said Ruu

Be thankful you got anything at all. Christmas isn't about the presents but the presence of family. I'd give absolutely anything to have my mam with us this Christmas. Unfortunately she passed away in October. It p!sses me off that some people have to be selfish about presents at Christmas grow the fcuk up for gods sake! :mad: :mad:

ScouseMouse

Three poxy jumpers and a crap watch. I would gladly swap for your cheeseboard.

Can you tell my mrs aint on boards ?

Alf Veedersane

You have to go shopping to buy socks.

Getting socks as a present means one less reason go have to go shopping.

So socks as a present is a win.

xLisaBx

One year I got a chemistry set, was raging.

Ted_YNWA

xLisaBx wrote:

One year I got a chemistry set, was raging.

Was that the reaction they wanted

godtabh

Armchair Andy wrote: »

I got slippers. Off my wife. Splashed out on a white gold necklace for her. Grrr.

Should have given her a pearl one

jimba

€50 note. Will sell for €55

machiavellianme

Socks has to be the worst present. Especially a handy three pack. Could they not even stretch to 7 pairs so you can get the full fortnight out of them? Gutted.

Samsgirl

jimba wrote: »

€50 note. Will sell for €55

Swap for something from my ads??

webpal

jimba wrote: »

€50 note. Will sell for €55

€54 offered inc postage

jimba

webpal wrote: »

€54 offered inc postage

Sold!

P_1

I gave cash. I got cash. I made a profit this year so I'm happy

Gunslinger92

When we were younger my uncle used to land up to us with boxes of change that added up to a few hundred quid between two of us, happy days.

Until one year the box was not full of change, it was a box of protein bars...

Sir Osis of Liver.

OP,if it were me I'd give her some cheese back.

While she was asleep.

And in the face.

Corpus Twisty

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

When we were younger my uncle used to land up to us with boxes of change that added up to a few hundred quid between two of us, happy days.

Until one year the box was not full of change, it was a box of protein bars...

Any idea whey he changed?

Fluffy Cat 88

Got 2 gifts from himself - one good one and one sh1te one.

Good - Hugo Boss perfume.

Bad - the head cold, shivery, flu-type snotty head dose he decided to pass on to me.

Can't even smell my lovely new perfume