The sound of spit splattering on the pavement...

This Fat Girl Runs

Gross.

TheBody

The feel of old chewing gum under a chair.



*shudder*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't have any idea what runs through people's heads as they decide to hack out whatever's in their throat onto the street. Manky unkempt cretins.

jamesbere

Well it's better then people s**ting on the pavement

Sir Osis of Liver.

The low pitched crunch of a colleague rooting in his nose for a hard snot.

Dirty bastard.

Christmas jumpers

* shudder *

Log9

I remember moving to Cork and being horrified by the spitting. It is / was mush more prevalent in Cork than Dublin and I've never seen anyone do it in London.

A guy spat and the wind caught it and it landed on my leg. I didn't get violent or anything but I was very very angry and shouted at him.

Got some meek "sorry boy! I didn't mean to. It was the wind like" and he just walked off.

Sam Kade

Log9 wrote: »

I remember moving to Cork and being horrified by the spitting. It is / was mush more prevalent in Cork than Dublin and I've never seen anyone do it in London.

A guy spat and the wind caught it and it landed on my leg. I didn't get violent or anything but I was very very angry and shouted at him.

Got some meek "sorry boy! I didn't mean to. It was the wind like" and he just walked off.

I was in Dublin last week and there were rivers of p1ss flowing down the footpaths and Dubs believe that they are superior than the rest of the country.

mosstin

jamesbere wrote: »

Well it's better then people s**ting on the pavement

People can't sit on the footpath now? Jesus, what are we coming to?

Hammer89

Sam Kade wrote: »

I was in Dublin last week and there were rivers of p1ss flowing down the footpaths and Dubs believe that they are superior than the rest of the country.

If there's no rivers of piss where you're from then there's no nightlife.

pappyodaniel

That's just the chewing tobacco afficionados op.

Log9

Hammer89 wrote: »

If there's no rivers of piss where you're from then there's no nightlife.

Well there are really no public toilets anymore. It's hardly surprising after 10 pints. It has to up somewhere.

Log9

Sam Kade wrote: »

I was in Dublin last week and there were rivers of p1ss flowing down the footpaths and Dubs believe that they are superior than the rest of the country.

Who said I'm from Dublin. It's a genuine comment. I've never seen groups of teenagers standing spitting on the street anywhere else. It's absolutely disgusting behaviour.

biko

Another thread that should have been a tweet.

Whyohwhy?

Log9 wrote: »

Who said I'm from Dublin. It's a genuine comment. I've never seen groups of teenagers standing spitting on the street anywhere else. It's absolutely disgusting behaviour.

Rivers off piss? You must of been in Temple Bar so. Full of tourists and country folk. No self respecting dub would drink in that kip.

Badly Drunk Boy

mosstin wrote: »

People can't sit on the footpath now? Jesus, what are we coming to?

You can, but the liquid and solid bodily waste products wouldn't entice you to.

Hammer89

Whyohwhy? wrote: »

Rivers off piss? You must of been in Temple Bar so. Full of tourists and country folk. No self respecting dub would drink in that kip.

Wasn't rivers of piss one of the 10 plagues of Egypt?

The_Valeyard

Not as bad as when some cretin, blocks one nostril with a finger and blows hard as they can, everything from the other one comes out on the ground. All that snot and mucus.

Sam Kade

Log9 wrote: »

Who said I'm from Dublin. It's a genuine comment. I've never seen groups of teenagers standing spitting on the street anywhere else. It's absolutely disgusting behaviour.

I never said you were from Dublin just singling out one place same as you did

Sam Kade

Hammer89 wrote: »

If there's no rivers of piss where you're from then there's no nightlife.

Or else people have enough cop on even after plenty drink not to p1ss on the street.

Grab All Association

Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target

Sam Kade

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Not as bad as when some cretin, blocks one nostril with a finger and blows hard as they can, everything from the other one comes out on the ground. All that snot and mucus.

Snot rockets, dirty b@stards

Yamanoto

Hammer89 wrote: »

Wasn't rivers of piss one of the 10 plagues of Egypt?

Also the first draft of Enoch Powell's infamous speech.

Hammer89

Sam Kade wrote: »

Or else people have enough cop on even after plenty drink not to p1ss on the street.

Boys will be boys mate, and drunk boys will piss anywhere regardless of what county they're from.

BettePorter

The_Valeyard wrote:

Not as bad as when some cretin, blocks one nostril with a finger and blows hard as they can, everything from the other one comes out on the ground. All that snot and mucus.

Was in a line of traffic at a stop light and a guy standing on footpath did this. Not sure what's worse, doing it at all, or doing it with absolutely no shame in front of the masses.

Sam Kade

Hammer89 wrote: »

Boys will be boys mate, and drunk boys will piss anywhere regardless of what county they're from.

Not all of them.

Shelga

Living in Shanghai at the moment.

Pretty sure nowhere else on earth compares with the amount of vile spitting/hocking up that goes on in every street in China. It's truly repulsive.

Trebor176

This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »

Gross.

It's better than the sound of puke splattering on the pavement! But yes, spitting on the ground isn't pleasant either.

Log9

Whyohwhy? wrote: »

Rivers off piss? You must of been in Temple Bar so. Full of tourists and country folk. No self respecting dub would drink in that kip.

I didn't mention rivers of pi$$
They have largely resolved that problem in Dublin and Cork with the advent of sewage treatment as opposed to just flushing into the Liffey or Lee.

Fleawuss

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

The low pitched crunch of a colleague rooting in his nose for a hard snot.

Dirty bastard.

The best put down in response to this that I heard was the very caring tone of voice and the question:
"Would you like a spoon?"

Sam Kade

Log9 wrote: »

I didn't mention rivers of pi$$
They have largely resolved that problem in Dublin and Cork with the advent of sewage treatment as opposed to just flushing into the Liffey or Lee.

The rivers of p1ss are from fools on drugs and drink that decide to p1ss on the street.

Duggy747

Years ago, I was walking behind a guy who had a funny waddle of a walk on him.

He stopped, quickly looked around and wiggled his leg where something came out, when I walked by it I saw it was a ball of poo

Pac1Man

I'm disappointed OP. I thought this was the second coming of WB Years. It would be a good opening line.

Blackwell

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

The low pitched crunch of a colleague rooting in his nose for a hard snot.

Dirty bastard.

Give us a wave when you get to the bridge... :pac: