Not sure what to get Grandad? What about a pornhub voucher?

Medusa22

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/pornhub-christmas-ad-is-not-quite-what-you-might-expect-34276580.html

Pornhub seems to be getting in on the sentimental advertisement action this Christmas with a ''touching'' (do you get it? ) gift card from a Grandson to his Grandfather, so if anyone is struggling to think of a gift for their grandparents, worry not! I didn't even know you could buy gift cards for an online porn site, you learn something new every day :pac:

Menas

And how did you discover this???

Lights On

Wait...you mean that you can pay for porn?? :eek:

jamesbere

I told my mother I want a gift card for Christmas, I wonder if I can somehow get her to get this one without her knowing

darkpagandeath

Jesus was just thinking that it's not the late 90s who pays for porn ?

jamesbere

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Jesus was just thinking that it's not the late 90s who pays for porn ?

You have to pay for the good stuff

Medusa22

Menas wrote: »

And how did you discover this???

Looking for a gift for my Grandfather, of course :pac:

You should know all about this, with your fluffing experience :P

the evasion_kid

get him a pornhub tshirt.....ive got one

Medusa22

the evasion_kid wrote: »

get him a pornhub tshirt.....ive got one

Getting a bit of cum on your t-shirt doesn't make it a pornhub t-shirt

Mesrine65

PornHub voucher, KY, fleshlight & viagra (poppers for resuscitating)...happy Xmas Grandad

Medusa22

Mesrine65 wrote: »

PornHub voucher, KY, fleshlight & viagra (poppers for resuscitating)...happy Xmas Grandad

A Grandad hamper, what an excellent idea

hadepsx

Looking to get your inheritance early op.

the evasion_kid

Medusa22 wrote: »

Getting a bit of cum on your t-shirt doesn't make it a pornhub t-shirt

tada...not a snail trail in sight

c_man

Lights On wrote: »

Wait...you mean that you can pay for porn?? :eek:

How... deviant. I like it.

rolliepoley

"You don't have pubic hair. You're a porn star or you've got cancer."

"Grandad, I'm nine years old."

Hammer89

jamesbere wrote: »

I told my mother I want a gift card for Christmas, I wonder if I can somehow get her to get this one without her knowing

Tear one of your socks in half in front of her.

Paramite Pie

Mesrine65 wrote: »

PornHub voucher, KY, fleshlight & viagra (poppers for resuscitating)...happy Xmas Grandad

May as well throw in a butt plug... for the adventurous man.:pac:

jamesbere

Hammer89 wrote: »

Tear one of your socks in half in front of her.

She'll only buy me new socks then

Agricola

I object to this on two fronts. 1) The legitimization of hardcore pornography can only be a retrograde step for society. I'm no prude, but there is something deeply troubling and hugely inappropriate in the idea of a grandson giving his grandfather a voucher which would allow him to watch all manner of lewd acts on the internet.
2) No way would I pay for porn. That is just crazy. What next, paying for water?

Son Of A Vidic

Agricola wrote: »

I object to this on two fronts. 1) The legitimization of hardcore pornography can only be a retrograde step for society. I'm no prude, but there is something deeply troubling and hugely inappropriate in the idea of a grandson giving his grandfather a voucher which would allow him to watch all manner of lewd acts on the internet.
2) No way would I pay for porn. That is just crazy. What next, paying for water?

Yes I think you are a prude and what's this paying for water crazy talk?

Menas

Agricola wrote: »

I object to this on two fronts. 1) The legitimization of hardcore pornography can only be a retrograde step for society. I'm no prude, but there is something deeply troubling and hugely inappropriate in the idea of a grandson giving his grandfather a voucher which would allow him to watch all manner of lewd acts on the internet.
2) No way would I pay for porn. That is just crazy. What next, paying for water?

What is most disturbing is that you think Medussa22 is a male.

Medusa22

Menas wrote: »

What is most disturbing is that you think Medussa22 is a male.

Happens to me all the time, apparently liking women and porn makes me male :pac:

Ally Dick

Last I heard, Pornhub was free

Azalea

Agricola wrote: »

I object to this on two fronts. 1) The legitimization of hardcore pornography can only be a retrograde step for society. I'm no prude, but there is something deeply troubling and hugely inappropriate in the idea of a grandson giving his grandfather a voucher which would allow him to watch all manner of lewd acts on the internet.
2) No way would I pay for porn. That is just crazy. What next, paying for water?

I got it.

Agricola

Menas wrote: »

What is most disturbing is that you think Medussa22 is a male.

Where did I refer to the OP??

biko

How about a nice tie and some cologne instead?

NachoBusiness

Wondering if you've been left anything in your grandfather's will?? Well wonder no more.

Just sit back and let the antics of Porn Hub's nubile teens bring about their early demise.

ZeroThreat

ummm the site is free isn't it? What use is a voucher exactly?

It's either a porn voucher or the patchwork quilt for Gran. I'll probably just give her both, I can't decide which she'd appreciate more.

Mesrine65

Paramite Pie wrote: »

May as well throw in a butt plug... for the adventurous man.:pac:

& a vibrating cock ring...ding dong...time to get my freak on :eek:

Mesrine65

ZeroThreat wrote: »

ummm the site is free isn't it? What use is a voucher exactly?

You get into The Dark Room level where the real freaky-deaky shit goes on...some people say :eek: