I hope you step on a lego

Blackwell · 10-12-2015 11:54am #1

Post your best barbed comments/insulting comebacks here...

Zombienosh · 10-12-2015 11:54am

no

Omackeral · 10-12-2015 11:55am

I hope you get diarrhea on a crowded bus in rush hour.

The One Doctor · 10-12-2015 11:55am

Insulting comebacks only happen on the internet.

Duggy747 · 10-12-2015 12:03pm

You're such a poo-poo head!

Lights On · 10-12-2015 12:04pm

So's your face

mfceiling · 10-12-2015 12:08pm

Blackwell wrote: »

Post your best barbed comments/insulting comebacks here...

If I wanted a comeback I'd scrape it from your mother's arse...

MonkeyTennis · 10-12-2015 12:09pm

I hope you left the immersion on.

NachoBusiness · 10-12-2015 12:10pm

Andrea puts it best in The Commitments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxWZE7w49Hs

iDave · 10-12-2015 12:10pm

Your ma

jamesbere · 10-12-2015 12:14pm

I hope the next movie you watch, the sound and picture are out of sync

MonkeyTennis · 10-12-2015 12:15pm

jamesbere wrote: »

I hope the next movie you watch, the sound and picture are out of sync

Man there is ALWAYS one guy who goes too far

TOO FAR MAN.. TOO FAR

Akrasia · 10-12-2015 12:15pm

I know you are, but what am I?

Kev W · 10-12-2015 12:15pm

You're so very ordinary.

Dave0301 · 10-12-2015 12:17pm

Eh say to the hand cos the face ain't listening girlfriend.

10-12-2015 12:23pm

I hope you fall

smash · 10-12-2015 12:25pm

*sniff...

you stink.

Just like Maverick said to Slider in Top Gun!

MilesMorales1 · 10-12-2015 12:25pm

Omackeral wrote: »

I hope you get diarrhea on a crowded bus in rush hour.

Don't even joke about that, thats the worst feeling in the world*

*may or may not be a slight exaggeration.

osarusan · 10-12-2015 12:29pm

I've posted this before, but on another site, during a particularly testy debate a poster ended an fairly blunt and argumentative post with the simple words 'so bite me sac.'

I laughed for a long long time.

Dodge · 10-12-2015 12:31pm

look at the big 98fm head on you

(still laugh at this over 20 years after hearing it)

Xaracatz · 10-12-2015 12:31pm

jamesbere wrote: »

I hope the next movie you watch, the sound and picture are out of sync

You monster. :eek:

I hope one of your earphones does that thing where it only works when the wire is at a certain angle, but it jiggles enough when you're walking that it works every now and again just to give you false hope.

hairyprincess · 10-12-2015 12:32pm

May your crotch be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels and your arms too short to scratch

emeldc · 10-12-2015 12:39pm

Is that a snot hanging out of your nose :rolleyes:

MonkeyTennis · 10-12-2015 12:41pm

I hope you call your teacher 'Mammy' .

seagull · 10-12-2015 12:44pm

Kev W wrote: »

You're so very ordinary.

Needs a pause for dramatic effect.

You're so very - look person up and down - ordinary

the evasion_kid · 10-12-2015 12:59pm

if intelligence was a sickness you'd be the picture of health...

skittles8710 · 10-12-2015 1:19pm

You're made of poo poo and wee wee, said my loving 3yr old nephew. : ((

redbel05 · 10-12-2015 1:46pm

I hope you get splashed by a bus in the morning. And the water goes into your shoes. And you have to sit all day with wet socks.

MonkeyTennis · 10-12-2015 2:56pm

That's cold.

The King of Moo · 10-12-2015 3:07pm

I hope the bouncing logo on your DVD player's screensaver never!! goes right into the corner of the screen and bounces straight back.

Omackeral · 10-12-2015 3:20pm

Straight up remorseless savage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHqL48PHIeE

pickarooney · 10-12-2015 3:37pm

Xaracatz wrote: »

You monster. :eek:

I hope one of your earphones does that thing where it only works when the wire is at a certain angle, but it jiggles enough when you're walking that it works every now and again just to give you false hope.

Àaaaah, it happened me yesterday! Ruined my morning.

postitnote · 10-12-2015 3:40pm

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

xLisaBx · 10-12-2015 3:42pm

You don't deserve a pair of properly working headphones. You deserve the one's that play an echo of the song, and can only be corrected by firmly holding the port into the phone or ipod.