Bus w@nker

Grab All Association

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311671/Bus-driver-caught-video-performing-solo-sex-act-deck-double-decker-bus.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

A bus driver has been caught performing a sex act on the top deck of his vehicle while standing next to a window in full view of people outside.
The employee was seen leaning between two seats of his bus, which was parked in a depot, naked from the waist down and apparently pleasuring himself.
A shocked onlooker quickly took his phone out and proceeded to capture video of the incident, before confronting the driver and blasting his behaviour
He added that he was worried because children frequently take that bus route, and an elderly woman walked past and saw what was happening.
Mr Mohamud said: 'When he pulled his pants up again, I went around the corner and I got his driver number. I confronted him and said, "What have you been doing upstairs?"
'He said he was searching the bus, but he realised I have a video - he tried to say he had a problem with his leg, but after a while he just started begging me not to share the video.
'I told him, what you are doing is absolutely disgusting, it's beyond belief. He plainly wanted people to see, I have no idea why. He is clearly sick in the head.'
Transport for London have not responded to a request for comment.

Very creepy that he filmed it.

RustyNut

Probable more of a kleenex moment than a kodak one allright.

etoughguy

"A shocked onlooker" - more like someone looking for a bribe or his 15 minutes of fame.
You could say he was bus ted or caught red handed

QuelleSuprise

The thought of being able to ruin a mans career in a two second video is class. Mmmm, power.

One eyed Jack

Grab All Association wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311671/Bus-driver-caught-video-performing-solo-sex-act-deck-double-decker-bus.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK



Very creepy that he filmed it.

It explains in the story why the guy filmed it? Nothing creepy about that if he wants to make a complaint against the bus driver. It's the bus driver was out of order there in fairness.

Buona Fortuna

It was probably after a really long shift

Samaris

One eyed Jack wrote: »

It explains in the story why the guy filmed it? Nothing creepy about that if he wants to make a complaint against the bus driver. It's the bus driver was out of order there in fairness.

I'm inclined to agree. The person that confronted him isn't the person that's ruining the guy's career, it's entirely that the guy was masturbating in public view while on the job.

gramar

"before confronting the driver and blasting his behaviour"

Sounds like the onlooker got in on the act too.

Duggy747

Maybe he just really loves his bus?

Buona Fortuna

I like to ride on a bus.

gramar

"nd an elderly woman walked past and saw what was happening"

I hope she didn't have a stroke.

Berkieahern

gramar wrote: »

"nd an elderly woman walked past and saw what was happening"

I hope she didn't have a stroke.

The driver was doing enough stroking for both of them!

readyletsgo

Jaysus, for a second I thought it was a Dublin bus driver. London bus driver.

etoughguy

readyletsgo wrote: »

Jaysus, for a second I thought it was a Dublin bus driver. London bus driver.

Dublin bus drivers are **** of a different sort

gramar

readyletsgo wrote: »

Jaysus, for a second I thought it was a Dublin bus driver. London bus driver.

No...It was a cock-ney.

CruelCoin

"He plainly wanted people to see, I have no idea why. He is clearly sick in the head"

This guy would clearly be rubbish in bed. Missionary all the way, horray!

Ally Dick

I can think of more comfortable places to have a pedal and crank

Hammer89

I reckon 46a drivers do this after every route. First, they need to admire the jailbait getting on at Loreto Foxrock and just when the heartbeat slows down, oh hello UCD.

LeTickler

I had a problem with my leg ...lololol.

Drop all charges just for that.

NachoBusiness

Got a bus out to Chapelizod one night to meet someone off Adverts. After a while I had no real idea of where I was but felt I was still a fair bit away from my stop going by the directions I was given but I was now the only one upstairs. Bus is travelling along a dark enough road with trees on either side and then it pulls in, all the lights go off upstairs and I hear the engine cutting off. I think bollox, this must be the last stop and the guy thinks there's nobody left on the bus. I go downstairs and standing right there in the doorway face outwards is the bus driver. Big African guy, trousers unfurled, lad in his hand, pissing out on the pavement like he hadn't a care in the world. I says, "Eh, hello there.." and he nearly jumped ten feet in the air covering himself and the floor in piss. He says: "I'm sorry I thought nobody left on board.." I just laughed and said, "Yeah, I was thinking that.." as I hopscotched my way off the bus and onto the pavement trying to avoid stepping in anything untoward.

sbsquarepants

It's like that auld saying - if you don't want to end up in the daily mail, don't **** on the bus.

harry Bailey esq

If it was on the top deck who the f*ck was driving the bus?Imagine the poor coroner having to write up a report on that..

Ruu

Those leg problems, always see to crop up when on the bus, only solution is what this bus driver did.

harry Bailey esq

etoughguy wrote: »

Dublin bus drivers are **** of a different sort

Dublin bus drivers who actually hail from Dublin are generally affable types,without being blunt,it kinda extends to taxi drivers too,if you get me.

RiderOnTheStorm

Reminds me of the time a couple of us from the office went up to the roof of our building to check out the lift mechanism. One of the guys was on a Fire Marshal course recently and they showed him how to use the manual override for the lift (in an emergency). Anyway, we were on the roof, went over to the little building that holds the motors for the lift, and when we opened the door, there was a guy, sitting on a box, with his pants down and a laptop on his 'lap'. I dont know who was more embarrassed! He said something about "I didnt think anyone else was up here ..." . It was a few years ago now, be we tell that story regularly (in graphic detail, if there is drink involved)

LeTickler

Let he who has not been stung by a bee on the penis and who is not highly alergic and had not already suffered swelling and had not to quicky remove the sting by tugging the afflicted area .... cast the first stone.

etoughguy

LeTickler wrote: »

Let he who has not been stung by a bee on the penis and who is not highly alergic and had not already suffered swelling and had not to quicky remove the sting by tugging the afflicted area .... cast the first stone.

burst out laughing reading that

gramar

Hammer89 wrote: »

I reckon 46a drivers do this after every route. First, they need to admire the jailbait getting on at Loreto Foxrock and just when the heartbeat slows down, oh hello UCD.

It sounds like you know what you're talking about!

Badly Drunk Boy

Ruu wrote: »

Those leg problems, always seem to crop up when on the bus, only solution is what this bus driver did.

Wasn't the Cork radio presenter Neil Prendeville afflicted by that too, but on a plane?

Keyzer

Brings a whole new meaning to public transport...

razorblunt

"Oh they're all a pack of wánkers down the back ... down the back"

DEFTLEFTHAND

Vile man.

jester77

Glad I work in an office and can w@nk in peace without being filmed.

CruelCoin

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Vile man.

Your username is fitting!

Samaris

Grab All Association wrote: »

he tried to say he had a problem with his leg

His third leg.

Buona Fortuna

Who'd believe it a thread on AH not involving, Travellers, Dole, Immigration and no one falling out.

This guy will probably lose his job but perhaps we all be some form of consolation.

SmartinMartin

Luckily it wasn't Route 69

asherbassad

This driver needs to get a hold of himself

oh, wait..

razorblunt

SmartinMartin wrote: »

Luckily it wasn't Route 69

It terminates in Ringsend.

B0jangles

So he works in public transport and enjoys a bit of public pants-sport?

One eyed Jack

B0jangles wrote: »

So he works in public transport and enjoys a bit of public pants-sport?

Pun-tastic! :pac:


You have a potential thread winner on your hands there

Cee-Jay-Cee

He was so shocked he took his phone out to video it, dirty fcuker!!

fando

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

It was probably after a really long shift

That's what crappy jobs do to your head.

mfceiling

gramar wrote: »

"nd an elderly woman walked past and saw what was happening"

I hope she didn't have a stroke.

He was upstairs so she probably couldn't reach...

Mister Vain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1V_qz9I1Nk

danjo-xx

Samaris wrote: »

I'm inclined to agree. The person that confronted him isn't the person that's ruining the guy's career, it's entirely that the guy was masturbating in public view while on the job.

Pun intended:D

Fleawuss

jester77 wrote: »

Glad I work in an office and can w@nk in peace without being filmed.

I think you need to get over to Live Leak quick!











Heh.

B0jangles

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Pun-tastic! :pac:


You have a potential thread winner on your hands there

Pubic Hands-Sport!?