Most expensive thing you've ever stolen

Lucifer MorningStar

For me it was a bottle of whiskey for a years back when I was a youngster without ID. So what's yours ?

PS I'm not a cop :pac:

syklops

Annie Murphys virginity.

Tom Dunne

When I was a young fella, I stole a woman's heart.

She is now my wife and costing me a f**king fortune.

CardBordWindow

In a drunken moment of madness, I stole a pineapple out of a deli shop in Florence. I had asked if I could buy it, the guy said no, so I took that as a challenge.

The_Valeyard

This the new Garda crackdown?

pmasterson95

The_Valeyard wrote: »

This the new Garda crackdown?

Costcutting.

vinegar_zombie

syklops wrote:

Annie Murphys virginity.

Kek made me chuckle

Akrasia

I stole a bottle of red food colouring from Tesco. I think it was 89 cents. It was the only thing I needed and the queues were mental (before self service checkouts were a thing) and I was in a rush. (It was for a Halloween costume, needed the food colouring to make fake blood)

I might lose sleep over it, but Tesco are thieving feckers with half of their 'special offers' being dishonest pretend discounts (where the non sale item is cheaper than the 'discounted' one)

masti123

A crate of Bud from Tesco, just grabbed it and ran. Being a 16 year old with no money nor ID and a bit tipsy leads to desperate measures

emigrate2012

Worked in a v. busy spar years back, cigarettes and phone credit, easily made more than my wages each week, went on for more than a year, never caught for it either.
Got talking to girl that was supervisor years later, told me that in one quarter the owner wrote off around €15,000 in stock loss, I can honestly say that my sticky little fingers were the cause of most of it (I was a little bollix when was younger)

As for single biggest stroke? Couldn't be telling that particular one, it's a doozey......

Savage Tyrant

Working in a factory about 2002/2003 and myself and another lad stole 2 pallets of 80gb hard drives... Got 80 quid sterling a piece for them. And I managed to get a pallet of recordable DVD players that I was able to sell on at a bargain of 150 sterling each. 40 of them all sold in less than 48 hours.
Literally 1000's worth of stock in one fell swoop.

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emigrate2012 wrote: »

Worked in a v. busy spar years back, cigarettes and phone credit, easily made more than my wages each week, went on for more than a year, never caught for it either.
Got talking to girl that was supervisor years later, told me that in one quarter the owner wrote off around €15,000 in stock loss, I can honestly say that my sticky little fingers were the cause of most of it (I was a little bollix when was younger)

As for single biggest stroke? Couldn't be telling that particular one, it's a doozey......

Don't tell us... I can guess.
It involved a bank in northern Ireland a few years ago !

eeguy

Pokemon cards.

I still feel guilty

Back in the day of penny sweets actually costing a penny, I would go to the local shop and grab a sweet bag, throw a few into them, but also a mars bar and a can of coke. Then go up to the till and say, "10 penny sweets, please". They didn't give a damn so would then just charge us 10pence.

As you can tell, I was a rebel without a cause.

razorblunt

A copy of FHM.
I thought it would be a once off, but I've found over the years my habit has grown and I feel the need to raise the stakes for higher quality, higher value goods. Don't do it kids, always be honest.

I'm now doing Time.

Tigger

i was working for a retail chain that was about to go into receivership and found out the lease was in default on one of the stores. managed to get a lease for the building, little re-branding later i got the store, they had offered to sell it to me for 30k
more strategic acquisition than theft

arayess

I stole a tittie mag from easons when i was 15.
the shame I feel as I type that now.
Young people with access to the net just wont' understand.

The Backwards Man

I recorded Atlantic 252 off the radio.

Only thing I've ever stolen in my life.

anto9

Years ago ,when i lived for a year in Germany .A newspaper from a street vending machine in Berlin ( you were given trust to put the money in a slot .) .Unknown to me there were two cops in a civilian car parked up nearby and they saw me .They confrunted me ,and i still feel the shame to this day ;-(

Stranger Danger

Stole a pig's head from a restaurant window in Sth. Korea when drunk one night.

Owner chased me for several hundred yards so I'm presuming it was valuable.

Not one of my prouder moments.

Mr. CooL ICE

1/3 of a tub of Philadelphia. I bought two tubs; a 200g and a 300g. The guy at the till scanned the 200g twice, thinking they were both the same. I saw him and didn't correct him.

The guilt still eats at me to this day

Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

1/3 of a tub of Philadelphia. I bought two tubs; a 200g and a 300g. The guy at the till scanned the 200g twice, thinking they were both the same. I saw him and didn't correct him.

The guilt still eats at me to this day

Dunno. Surely the most expensive thing you stole was the Declaration of Independence.

vinegar_zombie

Accidentally A security tag on my new hoodie from Tesco in carlow. They forget to remove it and the gate never beeped. Not accidentally a tesco basket. This one was missing the security tag ,and I have been using it for years for my shopping.

allibastor

wasn't intentional but I was shopping a while back and got 2 slabs of Heineken in a certain English shopping chain.

I put my shopping up, and put up one slab, but told cashier that I had 2. She only put through 1 and I realized after i left the shop, but never went back. I think it was like 36 euro or something!!

Knex*

I downloaded a car.

Son Of A Vidic

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

For me it was a bottle of whiskey for a years back when I was a youngster without ID. So what's yours ?

Only a bottle of whiskey?

Well it looks like Satan is getting all soft in his old age.

foggy_lad

syklops wrote: »

Annie Murphys virginity.

You must not have read the thread title "Most expensive thing you've ever stolen":)

EazyD

emigrate2012 wrote: »

Worked in a v. busy spar years back, cigarettes and phone credit, easily made more than my wages each week, went on for more than a year, never caught for it either.
Got talking to girl that was supervisor years later, told me that in one quarter the owner wrote off around €15,000 in stock loss, I can honestly say that my sticky little fingers were the cause of most of it (I was a little bollix when was younger)

As for single biggest stroke? Couldn't be telling that particular one, it's a doozey......

Good thing you emigrated so, one less scrote on our shores.

5rtytry56

When I was 4, I stole food meant for breakfast in the Guest House me, my parents and baby sister were staying in.

proper little scrote I was. :)

vinegar_zombie

Knex. wrote: »

I downloaded a car.

this. Also I did purchase a 3d printer and downloaded a 3d printer . Now im in busines sellin 3d 3d printers. I have a office in Tipp . You recognize it strait away because its the replica of taj mahal made of orange plastic.

rubadub

masti123 wrote: »

A crate of Bud from Tesco, just grabbed it and ran. Being a 16 year old with no money nor ID and a bit tipsy leads to desperate measures

I've been desparate for drink before, but having some morals and a scrape of decency I simply don't think I would ever resort to budweiser.

MilesMorales1

A pack of pokemon cards from the shop when I was a wee man, and this thomas the tank engine omnibus from the dentist when I was like, 9? So no idea why I wanted it so badly. My dad found out and the beating I took as punishment, never stole anything again.

KungPao

A copy of Edad Legal in Spain as a youngster.

Hammer89

A ping pong ball from Nimble Fingers. This is unrelated, and just dawned on me, but why are they called ping pong balls when they're clearly not suitable for ping pong? Or am I the only ones that call them ping pong balls?

DEFTLEFTHAND

emigrate2012 wrote: »

Worked in a v. busy spar years back, cigarettes and phone credit, easily made more than my wages each week, went on for more than a year, never caught for it either.
Got talking to girl that was supervisor years later, told me that in one quarter the owner wrote off around €15,000 in stock loss, I can honestly say that my sticky little fingers were the cause of most of it (I was a little bollix when was younger)

As for single biggest stroke? Couldn't be telling that particular one, it's a doozey......

Have you ever served time?

FortySeven

A Renault 11. Back in the day.

PandaPoo

I stole a glass flower from someone's grave.

I know that's horrific, but I was a toddler and my parents only realised when we got home. I still feel guilty thinking about it now.

sonny.knowles

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

A pack of pokemon cards from the shop when I was a wee man, and this thomas the tank engine omnibus from the dentist when I was like, 9? So no idea why I wanted it so badly. My dad found out and the beating I took as punishment, never stole anything again.

That'll learn you.

A few scrotes in this thread could have done with that lesson.

Galwayguy35

A pint glass from a pub.

emigrate2012

EazyD wrote: »

Good thing you emigrated so, one less scrote on our shores.

Actually didn't in the end. Thanks for the contribution though. Never done anything dumb when you were young and reckless / foolish? No? Must be the only one so. Was 15 odd years ago when I was that little fcuker, different person now with age and sense, have been a long time ta v. much.

Deftlefthand? No, never done time thank fcukin, years probation is as bad as it got (weed cultivation, never even got to smoke it neither...)

Demonique

emigrate2012 wrote: »

Actually didn't in the end. Thanks for the contribution though. Never done anything dumb when you were young and reckless / foolish? No? Must be the only one so. Was 15 odd years ago when I was that little fcuker, different person now with age and sense, have been a long time ta v. much.

I'm sure the shop owner who had to write off 15000e in lost stock feels the same way...


Parents of thieving little bollixes should be made to pay back in full anything their little bollixes stole

Sunnyisland

Many years ago, I stole apples from an orchard, forever damed I shall be.

sonny.knowles

emigrate2012 wrote: »

Actually didn't in the end. Thanks for the contribution though. Never done anything dumb when you were young and reckless / foolish? No? Must be the only one so. Was 15 odd years ago when I was that little fcuker, different person now with age and sense, have been a long time ta v. much.

Deftlefthand? No, never done time thank fcukin, years probation is as bad as it got (weed cultivation, never even got to smoke it neither...)

Trying to make excuses now? This wasn't a one off spur of the moment thing like you are trying to make our now - you stole on a regular basis, for a year.

I have no doubt that given the opportunity you would still be stealing to this day if you could get away with it.

Scrote is right.

corner of hells

sonny.knowles wrote: »

Trying to make excuses now? This wasn't a one off spur of the moment thing like you are trying to make our now - you stole on a regular basis, for a year.

I have no doubt that given the opportunity you would still be stealing to this day if you could get away with it.

Scrote is right.

I have no doubt that given the opportunity you will post thousands and thousands of posts like the one above full of indignation .

Happy Saturday.

Saipanne

When i was a teen, I used to steal video games from shops and sold them in pawn shops.

I could have stolen £1000s worth, over the years. No idea.

macnug

Couple of years ago was buying 15 or so bottles of wine as Christmas presents, went up to the check out and handed the woman a bottle, assuming shed see the rest in the trolley, she didn't and I said nothing, strolled out of there with 14 free bottles of wine.

Mesrine65

arayess wrote: »

I stole a tittie mag from easons when i was 15.
the shame I feel as I type that now.
Young people with access to the net just wont' understand.

Reminded me of this...

Sunnyisland

This thread is like going to the confession box years ago. .just telling all little white lies so you don't go to hell . don't worry no one be lives you. You gang of theves. .or whatever the word is ����

EazyD

emigrate2012 wrote: »

Actually didn't in the end. Thanks for the contribution though. Never done anything dumb when you were young and reckless / foolish? No? Must be the only one so. Was 15 odd years ago when I was that little fcuker, different person now with age and sense, have been a long time ta v. much.

Deftlefthand? No, never done time thank fcukin, years probation is as bad as it got (weed cultivation, never even got to smoke it neither...)

Oh I did plenty of stupid **** when I was younger, just never descended to the level of stealing someone's livelihood to the tune of thousands.

sonny.knowles

corner of hells wrote: »

I have no doubt that given the opportunity you will post thousands and thousands of posts like the one above full of indignation .

Happy Saturday.

Yeah, no doubt you woukdn't mind having 15k stolen from you. The poster is a scumbag, you may not think so, I do.

dar100

EazyD wrote: »

Oh I did plenty of stupid **** when I was younger, just never descended to the level of stealing someone's livelihood to the tune of thousands.

A crime is a crime, is a crime!!