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  • 30-10-2015 7:36am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1


    Classroom Jokes
    It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
    Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
    Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
    Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
    Teacher asked him the same question.
    Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
    Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
    Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
    The angry teacher repeated the same question.
    Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

    Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
    Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
    Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

    Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
    Sam said “we will flip a coin”
    Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

    Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
    John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
    Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
    Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

    Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
    Johnny: Sun
    Teacher: Why?
    Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 wingedjoker


    I wonder if this is how most successful comedians treated their teachers as a kid.


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