The highest amount of **** in one profession?

Gerry Rio

For me its a tie between taxi drivers and door security.

corner of hells

Gerry Rio wrote: »

For me its a tie between taxi drivers and door security.

Bad night last night ?

Barry Badrinath

Catholic priests




And clampers.

Afroshack

Footballers. And Irish judges.

saintsaltynuts

Plus 1 on the door security.

protestors

Stheno

Deleted User wrote: »

protestors

Is that a profession now:eek:

Lucifer MorningStar

Chefs

Azalea

Sperm donors.

punisher5112

Traffic corps, gatso van man, Sunday drivers, keyboard warriors.

My name is URL

Professional sperm donors

Hatless wrote: »

Sperm donors.

Fcuk

Halloween Jack

HR, without a shadow of a doubt, they'll enjoy an eternity over hot coals for their troubles...

thadg

90% of taxi drivers are.

I know its not a profession but a lot of jeep drivers are fair d1ck heads

Intensive Care Bear

Estate agents

micar

Solicitors

Terry Sam

+ 1 on taxi drivers.

rubadub

Door to door salespeople and chunts/chuggers.

Only a complete and utter cunt would take up a job which is known to be so socially unacceptable. I know of no other line of work where it was questioned whether it should be made illegal. If anyone can think of a more objectionable legal job one please share. The likes of traffic wardens and clampers do not wash, they are a necessary evil, I find most taxi drivers grand.

The door to door people and chunts hide behind a mask of "I'm only doing a job", pull the other one cunt-fuck, you know fine well you're a despised worthless shite, parasitic scum, job is totally unnecessary. If someone paid you to go around shrieking and being a general nuisance in a city centre you would similarly be a prize cunt to take up such a job. -Yes I would prefer to see you on the dole, just like I would prefer burglars and muggers to be on the dole rather than resort to such a vile means of making a living.

We are not a 9 to 5 society for a long time now, if you think its not a problem and are 9-5 ask yourself if then came ringing at your door at 4am on a sunday night would you have any issue?

flended12

Church nuts.

Public service....which is ironic cos that's where I work!

retro:electro

Clampers

alchemist33

Pedants




And that should be number of ****...

Saipanne

Estate agents.

Fück off and get a real job you do nothing, talentless pricks!

Junkyard Tom

Socialite.

Schwiiing

Teachers. Guards.

yosser hughes

Comedians

Call Me Jimmy

Marketeers

osarusan

rubadub wrote: »

Door to door salespeople and chunts/chuggers.

Only a complete and utter cunt would take up a job which is know to be so socially unacceptable. I know of no other line of work where it was questioned whether it should be made illegal. If anyone can think of a more objectionable legal job one please share. The likes of traffic wardens and clampers do not wash, they are a necessary evil, I find most taxi drivers grand.

The door to door people and chunts hide behind a mask of "I'm only doing a job", pull the other one cunt-fuck, you know fine well you're a despised worthless shite, parasitic scum, job is totally unnecessary. If someone paid you to go around shrieking and being a general nuisance in a city centre you would similarly be a prize cunt to take up such a job. -Yes I would prefer to see you on the dole, just like I would prefer burglars and muggers to be on the dole rather than resort to such a vile means of making a living.

****-****

Nope, I can't do it - how do you get around the swear filter?

NotCominBack

Musketeers

FullDisclosure

About 83.5% of all doorstaff are ****. Whick is quite high.

Strumms

landlords, taxi drivers, doormen...

tomwaterford

Bankers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu3IT1kGavE

vicwatson

Prostitutes ??? Oldest profession around and I say it has PLENTY of **** in it

The Pheasant2

Bouncers
Night club reps in holiday destinations
Airline workers
Anyone who works for the RSA

ChippingSodbury

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Marketeers

Surely morketeers

Strumms

vicwatson wrote: »

Prostitues ??? Oldest profession around and I say it has PLENTY of **** in it

some of them can indeed be right f*ckers.

Odyssey 2005

Fluffers

RobbingBandit

Politicians

Donegal Dan

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

Airline workers Ryanair staff.

Fixed your post for ya there.

Fratton Fred

Students

(nsfw)

https://youtu.be/BYcsRKnzaz0

Fratton Fred

tomwaterford wrote: »

Bankers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu3IT1kGavE

I believe the collective noun for bankers is a "wunch".

fermanagh_man

Bus drivers

Pawwed Rig

Think you hit the nail on the head in the first post OP. None can equal taxi drivers with door men a close second. I did enjoy the rant about chuggers though.

Trudiha

Mid-level IT workers. They tend to be everything white van drivers are accused of; a little bit racist and a little bit sexist but with added smug.

Notavirus.exe

fermanagh_man wrote: »

Bus drivers

Make that Dublin bus drivers.

I've heard a lot of stories about rude drivers in my time.

the evasion_kid

Lawyers....awful souless creatures,slimeballs in fact

TallGlass

I won't tar all door men with the same brush as I have a few friends in the profession and there fairly sound. In saying that I have met a fair few ****.

Clampers, can't stand what they do, nearly 70/80% of the time there clamping things that are over time but not causing a blockage, but things that are parked fairly dangerously are not clamped. In saying that I have near got a clamp either.

Its not a professional, but a good sign someone is a wanker is if there headlights are unaligned and blinding everyone or the clowns with one bulb working.

Nobody has said upper level retail management? Those area/general managers that would come in trying to bully all staff including young part timers just trying to earn money to pay for college? Utter cunts

Del.Monte

Politics surely is number one by a mile?

delthedriver

Pension Fund Managers and Actuaries.

The_Valeyard

Politicians

Buona Fortuna

osarusan wrote: »

****-****

Nope, I can't do it - how do you get around the swear filter?

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