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Eir - who? what?

  • 16-09-2015 3:47pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭


    Eircom is now Eir - 16 million euro to rebrand the company and drop three letters. Apparently the new name reflects the companies confidence. Surely it reflects quite the opposite.

    Interestingly Eir was a Norse goddess who brought medical help to those who needed it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,717 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    worst rebrand since marathon became snickers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,315 ✭✭✭✭Mantis Toboggan


    Possibly the worst rebranding exercise of all time

    Free Palestine 🇵🇸



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    worst rebrand since marathon became snickers

    Not even close, the opal fruits debacle cause a minor breakdown in my house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,095 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Sixteenmillion. Six. teen. million. Nope, no matter how you say it that is a hell of a lot of money. How much upgrading, new jobs, etc would that have paid for? Is that really the figure or is someone making it up? And for what, a squiggle and half a name. I wonder do I have to change my email address now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Conclusion: it's sh*te.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Ehhhh.... Ummmmmmm....Eirrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I didn't even hear anything about this, are you sure it's not just some sort of attempt at 'humour' from the Eircom marketing department? I'm mean the story sounds completely ridiculous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 boy98


    3 Across - Utilities company; may cause ire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,790 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    The logo looks like a scribble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,209 ✭✭✭maximoose


    Crap name, crap logo, crap website

    REALLY crap photoshop skills

    €16m? Jesus wept.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,907 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    Conclusion: it's sh*te.

    Maybe they would be better off calling themselves that:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Eircom is now Eir - 16 million euro to rebrand the company and drop three letters. Apparently the new name reflects the companies confidence. Surely it reflects quite the opposite.

    Interestingly Eir was a Norse goddess who brought medical help to those who needed it.

    Interestingly, Eircom seem to have difficulty bringing decent telephone service to those who need it. They're the greatest shower of yahoos since Irish Water and I can scarcely be blasphemous enough about them. Sod them, from a height.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭dutopia


    maximoose wrote: »
    Crap name, crap logo, crap website

    REALLY crap photoshop skills

    €16m? Jesus wept.

    Jesus, did you get that off they website?! :eek:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eir.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,844 ✭✭✭Glebee


    Eircom is now Eir - 16 million euro to rebrand the company and drop three letters. Apparently the new name reflects the companies confidence. Surely it reflects quite the opposite.

    Interestingly Eir was a Norse goddess who brought medical help to those who needed it.


    Id be more impressed if she brought decent a decent broadband service with her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,209 ✭✭✭maximoose


    dutopia wrote: »
    Jesus, did you get that off they website?! :eek:



    Yep, it's from here: http://www.openeir.ie/Fibre_Rollout/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Maybe they would be better off calling themselves that:D:D:D

    Probably me more accurate

    Sh*tecom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    In 1984 Swedish company "Skånska" rebranded to "Skanska".
    Bet that didn't cost 16 million euro.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    biko wrote: »
    In 1984 Swedish company "Skånska" rebranded to "Skanska".
    Bet that didn't cost 16 million euro.

    Nor Salora to Nokia neither.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Ah here bud, that's not wise, eir....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Ah so it is a joke then, nice one OP, you had me going there for a sec.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Ah so it is a joke then, nice one OP, you had me going there for a sec.:)

    No, it isn't. Not that sort of joke anyway:

    http://www.rte.ie/news/business/2015/0916/728174-eircom-rebranding/


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    maximoose wrote: »
    Crap name, crap logo, crap website

    REALLY crap photoshop skills

    €16m? Jesus wept.

    I'm stuck for words, this is twice in less than a week I've had to check the calendar, first up was Rachel and now eir


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    I remember when Aer Lingus came under fire for the enormous cost of their re-branding back in 1995, where all they did was tilted the shamrock on the logo back slightly, at the cost of a couple of million.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,895 ✭✭✭matchthis


    Reminds me of the time Aer Lingus spent a fortune on a new logo..... They just slanted the shamrock

    Logo looks like Mr tickle or that stretch lad from fantastic 4


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    It's ****e


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    @Matchthis... great minds think alike


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    16 million euro to rebrand the company and drop three letters.

    And I need to change my career.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Makes one wonder if this design job

    a) - went to tender

    and

    b) what the others were like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,844 ✭✭✭Glebee


    maximoose wrote: »



    My broadband is that ****e that their fancy web site wont open:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    It's appropriate that they've removed the 'com' bit. As anyone who has ever dealt with eircom customer care will know, communication has never been their strong point. They'd be better off investing €16 million into not treating their customers like shit. Awful company.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Still the P&T to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    eir.com

    I suspect this site is just waiting for an offer.

    http://www.eir.com/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I hear some other companies are following suit. Rolling out in 2016 we will have:
    • Twit
    • Face
    • Sam
    • Goo
    Eir is a crap name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    worst rebrand since marathon became snickers

    what the f*ck is a marathon bar???


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    I suspect this site is just waiting for an offer.

    http://www.eir.com/

    Looks like a CIA front setup


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    what the f*ck is a marathon bar???

    The correct name for a Snickers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Eircom is now Eir - 16 million euro to rebrand the company and drop three letters. Apparently the new name reflects the companies confidence. Surely it reflects quite the opposite.

    Interestingly Eir was a Norse goddess who brought medical help to those who needed it.

    I thought Eircom had a good ring to it (excuse the pun), and being a telecom company the 'com' part of the name sounded just right, and it made perfect sense as a Telecom company!


    Eir might sound like ear, err, her, air, hair . . .

    What a stupid name change.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭legocrazy505


    Eircom should have never been privatised in the first place had the government at the time actually had any sense. Broadband infrastructure is the new electricity, it's key that Ireland like many of it's neighbours catches up in this area fast. The government and providers' plans are simply not ambitious enough, the government can't really do much though when they don't own the infrastructure.

    Though Eircom, who were in examinership only recently are now spending 16 million on a completely frivolous rebranding. Changing your name does not hide the fact your services and roll-out of even FTTC to rural and urban Ireland are subpar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    The logo looks like someone being eaten by a giant e with tentacles.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Lmfao at the absolutely appalling Photoshop quality on that picture of the van and the man in the hard hat. Looks like it was made in Microsoft paint. Dear God, are Irish businesses really this bad at small things like this? They could've paid someone on fiverr and gotten a much better result, and it probably would've been done by a teenager.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Does,nt this happen every few years,
    a company spends x million on a new name .
    Usually companys that have average customer service .
    From what i read on forums ,
    ireland ,at least dublin , has better broadband than many us citys.
    Theres comcast and att in the us and they don,t really compete with each other .
    Most People have a choice of att or the local cable tv for broadband in america .
    Eircom was sold 2 or 3 times to various companys .
    eircom makes since a telecom company, eir sounds like air .
    Its meaningless .
    They could have spent that money on providing better broadband in rural area,s .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    riclad wrote: »
    Does,nt this happen every few years,
    a company spends x million on a new name .
    Usually companys that have average customer service .
    From what i read on forums ,
    ireland ,at least dublin , has better broadband than many us citys.
    Theres comcast and att in the us and they don,t really compete with each other .
    Most People have a choice of att or the local cable tv for broadband in america .
    Eircom was sold 2 or 3 times to various companys .
    eircom makes since a telecom company, eir sounds like air .
    Its meaningless .
    They could have spent that money on providing better broadband in rural area,s .

    I think it can be written off against tax at the end of the year. I think anything a company spends on its advertising can be written off, and branding comes under this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,129 ✭✭✭kirving


    'Fib-eir'. A ha! I've figured it out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    Was looking today in town saw the shop thought the ejit that owns it had just gone back to being independent. logo looked like ei so thats why my bills went up to pay for this silly over priced rebranding. what they need to do now is sell the telephone lines from eircom and make them public. bloody line rental isint even worth having anymore


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SpaceSasqwatch


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Interestingly, Eircom seem to have difficulty bringing decent telephone service to those who need it.

    surely the % of people who cant get a phone line is tiny???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Its still Telecom Eireann to me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,312 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    surely the % of people who cant get a phone line is tiny???

    Read the post you quoted. It clearly states "decent telephone service" and that's not something Eir(com) do.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    eircom, an icon Irish brand reduced to eir---, what?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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