Scumbags getting their comeuppance

Crow92

I remember when I was a young teenager there were these 2 scummers on a bike (one of the saddle and one on the handlebars). They were shouting behind me and cycled up to intimidate / ram the back of me. I shifted to the side but they still managed to hit the back of my leg. Great thing was the way they hit my leg the bike flipped forward and both of them went face first into the tarmac. I just kept walking after that.

Still gives me a laugh when I think about it.

Anyone have some good stories of scumbags getting their comeuppance?

Barely There

Guy tried to head-butt me outside Supermacs one night because I wouldn't give him my chips.

I ducked my head instinctively and he ended up smashing his nose and mouth onto the top on my head.
Hardly hurt me at all, he stumbled back clutching his face, comically fell backward and hit his head off the restaurant window.


I ran off.

Yea!!

michael999999

No. The banking enquiry seems to be a damp squib so far!

Youngblood.III

They sure did get it....but I can't tell..I'd incriminate myself :-p

suicide_circus

michael999999 wrote: »

No. The banking enquiry seems to be a damp squib so far!

Water charges. Gubberment.

Subcomandante Marcos

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Mouthy man got beat the feck up by a 5'2" 8 stone girl. Everyone laughs and cheers girl.

Turns out your wan is a tae kwando black belt and national champion in her weight class.

suicide_circus

Yay for assault!

emeldc

I'll be as brief as I can :rolleyes:
About 30 years ago when i had just started driving (Austin Mini), I was overtaken by a bog standard beetle with one of those chrome up swept exhausts (anyone remember them). Anywhoo we both stopped at the next set of traffic lights and the guy in the VW gets out and comes back to me and accuses me of speeding up while he was trying to overtake (as if). An argument ensued through the window of my car with both trading insults.
When the traffic lights turned green he kicked the door of my (t)rusty Mini and made a run for his VW. I got out of my car and gave chase but he jumped into his car and put the boot down all the while hanging out his window giving me the fingers as he sped away. What he hadn't realised was that the Saab that was in front of him had stalled about 30ft from of the lights and the toolbag smashed straight into the back of it writing off his VW in the process. I gave him a wave as I drove on

KTR1C

suicide_circus wrote: »

Yay for assault!

It's not assault if a woman does it :rolleyes:

superfurry1

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Mouthy man got beat the feck up by a 5'2" 8 stone girl. Everyone laughs and cheers girl.

Turns out your wan is a tae kwando black belt and national champion in her weight class.

Bet She was a Demon in the Sack heh heh.

razorblunt

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Mouthy man got beat the feck up by a 5'2" 8 stone girl. Everyone laughs and cheers girl.

Turns out your wan is a tae kwando black belt and national champion in her weight class.

... and she picked you up Officer and a Gentleman style and carried you off?

Bio Mech

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Mouthy man got beat the feck up by a 5'2" 8 stone girl. Everyone laughs and cheers girl.

Turns out your wan is a tae kwando black belt and national champion in her weight class.

Yeah I think I saw the movie that was in too.

unkel

Was 13 and came out of cinema with girlfriend and we cycled home. Two 17-18 year old boys on bikes (way bigger than me) stopped us and started to insult us and push and punch me

Big lad in his 20s saw it happen, stepped out of his car and knocked one of the lads nearly unconscious with one blow, they both fled in tears and the big lad drove off

suicide_circus

razorblunt wrote: »

... and she picked you up Officer and a Gentleman style and carried you off?

Love lifts us up where we belong....

Subcomandante Marcos

razorblunt wrote: »

... and she picked you up Officer and a Gentleman style and carried you off?

It was more like a fireman's carry.

Richard Hillman

This guy stole drink off me and my friend when we were younger. We were about 16-17 at the time and he was notorious for carrying a knife with him. He just came up to us, asked for the cans and we didnt bother argueing about it.

I had not seen him for years after that until one day in Dublin City Centre. He was sitting on O'Connell Street inhaling a can of lighter fluid. I couldnt help but laugh at the guy. I did not feel one ounce of pity. I still see him occasionally around town and it makes my day.

Hammer89

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Are you sure they didn't turf him head first into a jukebox, which coincidentally then played your favourite song?

Reiver

Three knackers tried to mug me and my friend. I still love the look they had on their faces when the rest of our group turned the corner and got involved.

heldel00

Got off the bus outside Trinity one day. Group of young lads walking along street singing "ooh ahh up the ra" and one was wearing a balaclava. Tourists everywhere with big worried faces on them.
A man that had been on the bus with me (totally normal looking guy heading to work carrying briefcase) grabs the lad with the balaclava by the throat, pushes him up against the railings and whispers something to him that has him almost brown his togs.
The man just picks up his suitcase and heads off. No more singing from the boyos!

unkel

^^ Had he brown short hair, a beard and glasses?

No surprise he was on the bus, he was beside me on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Brussels many years ago

dublinman1990

There was a real scummer who used to bully me in school a few years ago.

At one point he used to pull my shorts down behind me in a front of a girl I knew in swimming class. I wasn't attracted to her but her face went into a state of shock over it. I was very shocked and really embarrassed by it all as well.

Anyway many years after I had left the school that very same guy got caught by the gaurds and brought up in court somewhere in the country. He was hauled in for vandalising a neighbours house while arguing aggressively outside his neighbours home and broke one of his neighbours windows in the process. He was sentenced with paying compensation of €1,000 and a suspended sentence in court about five years ago.

I did not feel one ounce of sympathy for him while I read about his sentence in the paper one night.

vicwatson

Barely There wrote: »

Guy tried to head-butt me outside Supermacs one night because I wouldn't give him my chips.

I ducked my head instinctively and he ended up smashing his nose and mouth onto the top on my head.
Hardly hurt me at all, he stumbled back clutching his face, comically fell backward and hit his head off the restaurant window.


I ran off.

Yea!!

With chips in hand I hope !:pac:

imme

unfortunately scumbags don't get their comeuppance often enough

ArnoldJRimmer

About 20 years ago, saw a scumbag on a bike deliberately crash into a Merc stopped at lights on Dame St and then crumple into a heap on the ground. Obvious compo scam witnessed by a lot of people. The old man in the car got out and checked for damage on his car, and then proceeded to kick the living sh!t out of the scumbag. I mean absolutely kicked him around the place, then jumped in the car and drove off

TheBiz

About this time last year me and my dad were on the way to a match and we happened to drive by a dodgy estate.
This scumbag walking along the path decided to throw a rock at our car.
We stopped up and he legged it into the estate.
The best bit was he tripped on his way in hoping his head off the path and you could hear him shout.
We just laughed all the way to the match

PukkaStukka

Last year, I saw this particularly nasty weedy yoke hanging around the Luas Stop outside Wynne's hotel on several occasions, looking stoned and generally intimidating any decent sole within begging distance.

As I headed home past there one evening, I saw two Gardai had him up against the wall and giving him the once over looking for illicit substances. The Garda van was just pulling up as I got within earshot as he was about to be taken in. This individual was utterly obnoxious to the Gardai, using some pretty foul expletives. But there was a moment of hilarity when one of the guards said very sternly to him as he apparently frisked for drugs "I'm not going to ask you again: what are you on?"

"Social Welfare" was the Scobies reply... :rolleyes::)

the evasion_kid

Stopped at lights up near darndale one day,two scumbags sitting on a pedestrian barrier jumped down opened the passenger door of a car just ahead of me and grabbed something and tried to take off with it,the person in the car reversed up a bit and took off after one of them and clipped him nicely,I'll never forget the way he fell to the ground.....like a little weasel.

When the Sun Hits

Connolly getting banned for the match this weekend. Vile behavior.

I knew a scumbag

he died

posturingpat

Myself and 2 pals went for a few jars in the local one night and came across a group of 5 bad mannered souls(well known locals) who decided one of the boys was their target for a beating for the evening,there was a small scuffle and they got thrown out.

We ended up having a bit of a lock in and it must've been about 4 before we got out, as happens on the walks home with a belly full of beer we got slightly separated(our friend that was the target of the scumbags from earlier in the night was wandering about 50 yards behind us) but we turned the corner before him and as soon as we did we could hear a racket in behind and went back to see if he had fallen or what had happened him
There we seen the scumbags from earlier kicking our pal on the ground so we went running back. Unbeknownst to me the pal walking with me(a friend from childhood that i never seen fight even as a kid) was Mike Tyson reincarnated and had 4 of them on their arses in what seemed like 10 seconds and trying to scurry away, whilst he was knocking out all them lads,i managed to grab one boy in a headlock and eventually threw him to the ground. I really felt like a hard nut that night :pac:

Needless to say the scumbags weren't looking for a row too often after that and don't frequent our local anymore either.

endacl

Faith+1

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Mouthy man got beat the feck up by a 5'2" 8 stone girl. Everyone laughs and cheers girl.

Turns out your wan is a tae kwando black belt and national champion in her weight class.

And yet if it was the reverse he's the scumbag. Female on Male violence is deemed acceptable and applauded yet if a guy raises his hand he's Hitler.

I love double standards. Plus this girl seems like a right scumbag, the guy was in no way violent just a little mouthy and she assaulted him? She should of been arrested.

Jesus Wept

You don't need a black belt to kick someone in the balls to be fair.

Ruu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOzNsQyamvk

Look at me now!

Hulk Hands

One time my friend was in a restaurant and spotted Bono. She asked his friend to take a photo of her with Bono. When she went to pay the bill, she was told it was already paid for by Mr. Springsteen at that table. Turns out the friend who took the photo was bruce spr.....


.....sorry wrong thread??

Joe prim

Je suis Mario wrote: »

You don't need a black belt to kick someone in the balls to be fair.

It does help, as it prevents one's trousers falling down, and impeding one's escape, although the colour is largely irrelevant, in fairness...

Boom_Bap

Went for a meal in Dublin City and parked the car on a side street.
When returning to the car, noticed there were loads of gardai around and hanging out of my car.
I asked what was going on after explaining it was my car.
They told me my car was broken into.

Ah bollllooooxxxxxx.

But, they 'caught' the guy. The idiot fell asleep in my car while robbing it.
A large slice of selve service comuppance.

not yet

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Was on a date with a girl and some lad starts hitting on her in a bar, she politely asks him to go away, says she's with me.
Idiot starts getting mouthy and she asks him politely again, he keeps at it.
I interject and inform the guy that if he continues to insult myself or my companion I'll have to insist that we discuss this outside.
Girl stands between us and tells my "I've got this, just relax" and proceeds to kick him square in the balls followed by a well placed punch in the nose. Bouncers quickly grab the guy and turf h I'm out.

Mouthy man got beat the feck up by a 5'2" 8 stone girl. Everyone laughs and cheers girl.

Turns out your wan is a tae kwando black belt and national champion in her weight class.

Yeah, yeah...

That's all well and good but did you ''upend'' her afterwards wink wink..

emeldc

Hulk Hands wrote: »

One time my friend was in a restaurant and spotted Bono. She asked his friend to take a photo of her with Bono. When she went to pay the bill, she was told it was already paid for by Mr. Springsteen at that table. Turns out the friend who took the photo was bruce spr.....


.....sorry wrong thread??

Urban myth thread?

gctest50

wrong girl lol

Monique Basots : 'One of the guys grabbed the mobile phone I was carrying. I could see that they were not armed so I knocked their motorbike down.

'I wasn't afraid. I knew I could immobilise them.

'One of them managed to run away, so I got the motorbike driver with a 'lion killer' and held him in my legs for 20 minutes.'