Short Stories and little Jokes

Pat_custard

Easy stories that are either true life events that happened or just easy to tell funny short stories.

Listening to short stories all seem to bring a smile to peoples faces and it's nice to have a little collection to have when with friends.

I'll start with a story that happened to my cousin when she was in secondary school.

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My cousin had just moved to a new school to repeat her leaving cert and understandably was very nervous about starting in a new school where she didn't know anybody.

She had a fine first week and was mingling with her peers and had become friendly with a number people. She’s always been one to catch a boys attention and has blond hair to boot.

Anyway somewhere in her 3 or 4 week in school her classmates began getting more comfortable with her and began slagging her over having blond hair, i.e. calling her a dumb blond essentially.

Over the course of the next few days the stereotype was beginning to annoy her as she would consider herself an intellectual especially considering she was attempting to repeat her leaving to further her college chances.

One day in the food hall she was sitting having her lunch with her new classmates when the slagging began, it went on for a few minutes until eventually she had a enough and snapped.

she stood up in front of everyone and said "Alright, I've had enough stop slagging me over the colour of my hair! I may be dumb but I'm not blonde!..."

To say she lived up to the stereo type would be an understatement.

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My dog got wet this morning.

MilesMorales1

Little long for a short story there OP.

kneemos

Sick.

Stay.

Home.

biko

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I asked them what it was........

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