Yummiest random food item you've invented

ash777

...I'm currently munching some crisps on processed cheese slices. I am the picture of healthful delight. It's yummy!
What's the weirdest combination of food you've come up with that you'd recommend?

The_Valeyard

Honey mixed with your sugar on a banana sandwich. May give you diabetes but nom nom nom nom.

ash777

Does it have to be 'my sugar'? Because... I don't know you that well..!

The_Valeyard

A mate of mine likes to get some butter on a knife and dip it into a bowl of sugar, probably going to kill him eventually, but he says it tastes lovely.

NachoBusiness

Yesterday I accidentally created the following magical combination..

Eat some Roses Caramel Barrels and then immediately suck an Orange flavoured Chupa Chup lollipop, making sure to get the caramel and chocolate all over the head of the lollipop whilst sucking.

Okay, I didn't invent the classic chocolate orange combo, but I invented this particular version of it.

ash777

The_Valeyard wrote: »

A mate of mine likes to get some butter on a knife and dip it into a bowl of sugar, probably going to kill him eventually, but he says it tastes lovely.

To your friend I say

ash777

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Yesterday I accidentally created the following magical combination..

Eat some Roses Caramel Barrels and then immediately suck an Orange flavoured Chupa Chup lollipop, making sure to get the caramel and chocolate all over the head of the lollipop.

Okay, I didn't invent the classic chocolate orange combo, but I invented this particular version of it.

Ooh.

thesandeman

One(ish) inch slices of Cheddar smothered in half(ish) inch slices of frozen butter and salt after a rat had committed the perfect crime by taking the innards of my loaf of bread but left the crust intact.

I've also had many a good night with a tub of Utterly Butterly and a spoon.
Don't laugh, this isn't AH!
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ash777

thesandeman wrote: »

One(ish) inch slices of Cheddar smothered in half(ish) inch slices of frozen butter and salt after a rat had committed the perfect crime by taking the innards of my loaf of bread but left the crust intact.

I've also had many a good night with a tub of Utterly Butterly and a spoon.
Don't laugh, this isn't AH!
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Why frozen butter?
And, how did you come to create this combination with frozen butter?

thesandeman

For some reason I had put the butter in the freezer compartment so the rat couldn't get at it.
I just sawed off slices of butter and put the cheese in between to make a sandwich.




*drugs may have been involved.

martyos121

Melted vanilla ice cream mixed with copious amounts of nutella.

The stuff dreams are made of.

biko

Messmör and kaviar on rostat bröd.

Menas

Toasted fish finger and cheese sandwiches.

smileyj1987

Two things I love are a pizza with that has kebab meat on it and has garlic and chili sauce as a base.
Garlic curry cheese chips are also lovely.

thesandeman

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Garlic curry cheese chips are also lovely.

No coleslaw?

CardBordWindow

McDonalds twisty fries dipped into the ice-cream of their Caramel Sundae!

tradhead

Cheesy beans on toast...I can't take credit for it but it's one of the most wonderful things I've ever been introduced to.

Also drunken nights on Erasmus with no money for kebabs resulted in raiding the fridge when we got home for pre-sliced chorizo out of a packet, used as a kind of nacho to scoop out a big lump of Philadelphia cream cheese.....*drool*

I don't know if I invented this, it's just one of many variations of chickpea salad. Nevertheless, I'll take the credit for: chickpeas & barley, feta, diced tomatoes from the vine, lemon, natural yoghurt, and mint. Sometimes add bacon, in which case exclude the mint. Serve with crusty loaf and maybe some white wine. Delicious.

Generic Dreadhead

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Eat some Roses Caramel Barrels and then immediately suck an Orange flavoured Chupa Chup lollipop, making sure to get the caramel and chocolate all over the head of the lollipop whilst sucking.[/SIZE]

Instructions were unclear, got my penis caught in the Roses Tin

Generic Dreadhead

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Garlic curry cheese chips are also lovely.

Manky :pac:

Bracken81

Banana & Tayto sandwiches (with Real butter obviously)

deadybai

Processed ham slices dipped in Mcdonnells Curry sauce. Unreal taste

steamengine

Viennetta chocolate wafer icecream or similar mixed with chocolate mousse.

jokettle

Cheese and onion Hunky Dorys with coleslaw. It has to be Hunky Dorys because they're strong enough to hold the weight of the coleslaw.

brevity

Weetabix, Ice Cold milk and yougurt...its so good

martyos121

This is a weird one:

An After Eight sandwich, brown bread. You just have to try it, it's not what you'd expect at all.

Señor Fancy Pants

Two double chocolate chip cookies stuck together with a fcuk tonne of Nutella.

And tae!

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Warm potato waffles from the toaster with chocolate spread on top. Oh my!

Can try it with chips too....damn my diet!!

harry Bailey esq

ash777 wrote: »

...I'm currently munching some crisps on processed cheese slices. I am the picture of healthful delight. It's yummy!
What's the weirdest combination of food you've come up with that you'd recommend?

That particular dish is indeed 'yummy' but I can safely say that it was I,and not your good self that rightfully lays claim to the invention of this delicacy.Here's a tip,grill two Birdseye potato waffles until golden brown.While they cook,butter some soft fresh white bread.Place one waffle onto buttered slice of bread.Take two processed 'cheese food slices' and place on top.Place second potato waffle on top of this,and then add the final slice of bread to complete the sandwich.Finally,squash between clean hands and let sit on a plate for 30 seconds.Bon appetit.

AdamB

Sandwich made with thick cut slices of white bread generously smothered with real butter, lathered with a large clot of Marmite with a soft poached egg (lightly salted) topped with melted grated spicy cheese and 4 basil leaves.... severed with a large coffee.

recylingbin

What is random food?

ALiasEX

Bread (wholemeal) dipped into instant coffee (made with only milk) Dipping a sandwich (mayonnaise, chicken, lettuce) is even better.

MilesMorales1

Salt and vinegear crisps with orange slices. Mmmm.

gerrybbadd

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Two things I love are a pizza with that has kebab meat on it and has garlic and chili sauce as a base.
Garlic curry cheese chips are also lovely.

You invented both them? Fair play...

Eh, I invented a concoction of smash potato, meatballs (tinned with gravy), and Tabasco sauce.

Also, mash and mcDonnells super noodles, mixed into a hellish concoction. It's every bit as nice as you'd think...

gerrybbadd

Oh another one I have regular... Porridge with milk, natural yogurt, honey and cinnamon. Sometimes, I'll swap out the honey for maple syrup

Mesrine65

Chocolate Hob-Nob's with crunchy peanut butter spread on the plain side.

tradhead

Bracken81 wrote: »

Banana & Tayto sandwiches (with Real butter obviously)

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little :pac:

Yamanoto

The Lasagndwich is a quality piece of culinary jazz

chopperbyrne

Roast beef and Tayto Waffles sandwich.

super_furry

The Yum - Yop and rum. Made from necessity back in my college days, it's fecking great.

wilhelm roentgen

Spotted dick and nut roll

whiskeyman

Yamanoto wrote: »

The Lasagndwich is a quality piece of culinary jazz

bonus points for a toasted lasagndwich!

shar01

Slice of calvita cheese on a custard cream.
Mayonnaise mixed with beans on toast or pinch of cumin mixed with beans on toast.

uch

Swap the Mayonnaise for Colmans English Mustard and make Egg Mustardaise on Fresh thickly buttered Batch bread, feckin' savage

fleet_admiral

Sausage, hash brown and black pudding sammiches on batch bread

super_furry

super_furry wrote: »

The Yum - Yop and rum. Made from necessity back in my college days, it's fecking great.

That sounds bloody vile!

Reminds me of the most disgusting alcohol combo I've drank in my life: red wine in milk. A nauseating memory.

maximoose

Jalapeños in your scrambled eggs.

You're welcome.

Digestive biscuit cream cheese and strawberry jam, its lovely although I doubt I invented it in all fairness

Whispered

Banana and cheese on toast
Banana and dark chocolate on toast

Cream cheese and plum cracker

Nacho sandwich (nachwich)

Noodle sandwich with loads of butter (noowich)

Banana, avocado and peanut butter wrap.

Strawberry and goats cheese egg fried bread.

Duff

McDonalds twisty fries and a McFlurry all in the gob at once.

Whispered

Duff wrote: »

McDonalds twisty fries and a McFlurry all in the gob at once.

I worked with a woman who just to go and get chips, garlic sauce and vanilla ice cream. And eat them together.