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Red face Sloot showed up at my door and passed out in my bed WUT DO

  • 18-08-2015 12:27am
    #1
    sblythe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭


    sloot ive smashed a few times is currently K.O.'ed in my bed.
    she went out tonight and i stayed in, so its awkward as fuk.

    wut do brahs??


Comments

  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Take English lessons?


  • #3
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    sblythe wrote: »
    sloot ive smashed a few times is currently K.O.'ed in my bed.
    she went out tonight and i stayed in, so its awkward as fuk.

    wut do brahs??

    Type in English? Or coherently in the language of your choice?


  • #4
    moc moc a moc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭moc moc a moc


    Jackpot.


  • #5
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    I didn't think there was sloths in Ireland and then I read your post correctly and came to the conclusion you are ****ed but not in a good way.


  • #6
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Get banned?


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  • #7
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Red face Sloot? Is she Native American?


  • #8
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    In for it op


  • #9
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    sblythe wrote: »
    sloot ive smashed a few times is currently K.O.'ed in my bed.
    she went out tonight and i stayed in, so its awkward as fuk.

    wut do brahs??



    Stay Classy San Diego.


  • #10
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Presume the edgy bastardisation of words, and fake poor grammar is from that bodybuildingforum place.


  • #11
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Bodybuildingforum.jpg


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Cold War Kid wrote: »
    Presume the edgy bastardisation of words, and fake poor grammar is from that bodybuildingforum place.
    I dunno, it's kinda like when some eejit gets a wain to say curse words so they can get a cheap laugh. Sad really.


  • #13
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Cold War Kid wrote: »
    Presume the edgy bastardisation of words, and fake poor grammar is from that bodybuildingforum place.

    Tallafornia?


  • #14
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    blast her with .......


  • #15
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    blast her with .......
    Jizz?


  • #16
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    i think that particular phrase ending with piss still carries a scolding from the mods


  • #17
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    She passed out because she was mirin' too hard fuaaaark. OP is strong but the sloot isn't strong. Repped.


  • #18
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Is this real life??
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #19
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    It's like culchie speak for jackeens.


  • #20
    Bio Mech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    What kind of stoat?


  • #21
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,549 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Politely ask her to leave, if she mills around your garden for 10 mins then breaks back in call the Sydney Police. They are dab hands at thia kind of carry on now.


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  • #22
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Shackle her ankle to the floor in the kitchen next to the sink and washing machine and see how long it takes her to sober up and faorrk orf


  • #23
    MightyMandarin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭MightyMandarin


    sblythe wrote: »
    sloot ive smashed a few times is currently K.O.'ed in my bed.
    she went out tonight and i stayed in, so its awkward as fuk.

    wut do brahs??

    misc is that way
    >








    sierce


  • #24
    Arsemageddon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    blast her with .......

    Syntax, vocabulary and punctuation.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "Smashed" is such a nice word for sex.


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    In for it op

    I'm surprised that you didn't hear the front door go, or the sloot getting smashed. Seeing as you're in the same house as the OP like.

    Both banned pending explanation.....


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