Things that people don't shut up about

catsbanter

Waiter: Oh my God this man is choking is anyone here a Doctor.
A customer stands up in front of everyone and says, I'm an Atheist if that helps.

fussyonion

What?

Sheep Lover

Having a tumour.

Deco99

Is it too early to play my wildcard?

Birneybau

Two cannibals eating a clown.

One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Ronan|Raven

Was the man who was choking ok?

eternal

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Having a tumour.

Do you find this funny? People dying from cancer?

Birneybau

Ronan|Raven wrote: »

Was the man who was choking ok?

He wasn't actually choking, he was gluten intolerant.

Sheep Lover

eternal wrote: »

Do you find this funny? People dying from cancer?

People die everyday from a whole range of things. I wouldn't go getting in the dumps about it. Sure you'd never be happy at all.

Fox_In_Socks

Choking in Tuam, on a Tumour.

Wacker The Attacker

Bridezillas going on about their upcoming weddings

Cienciano

catsbanter wrote: »

Waiter: Oh my God this man is choking is anyone here a Doctor.
A customer stands up in front of everyone and says, I'm an Atheist if that helps.

These threads are usually better when you post stories that actually happened

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

eternal wrote: »

Do you find this funny? People dying from cancer?

Your point is valid, but for jaysus sake, do you ever stop giving out about things?

Wacker The Attacker

Birneybau wrote: »

Two cannibals eating a clown.

One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

No. Tastes like a motherf***er

steppen

F**king Crossfit. There's an outbreak of it at work currently. Insufferable

Triangla

How do you know if there's a triathlete in the room?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if there's a crossfitter in the room?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sheep Lover

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Your point is valid, but for jaysus sake, do you ever stop giving out about things?

Been kinda following me around at this stage with a constant moan. It's getting a bit painful at this stage.

Fox_In_Socks

How do you know if there's a deaf mute in the room?

monkeysnapper

Cars. Cars cars cars . I was on here the other night and all they were going on about was cars , ...all way down page , every thread . Cars cars cars .

Sheep Lover

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Cars. Cars cars cars . I was on here the other night and all they were going on about was cars , ...all way down page , every thread . Cars cars cars .

Cycling forum?

Birneybau

UFf'ingC

Sir Osis of Liver.

Annoying cnuts who have a Mac and take every opportunity possible to tell you.

So fcukin what.

boobar

Mindfulness

catsbanter

Cienciano wrote: »

These threads are usually better when you post stories that actually happened

Do you not get the joke?

monkeysnapper

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Cycling forum?

You know what I was on here another night and all they were going on about was cycling

Cycling cycling cycling. Every thread down page .

catsbanter

monkeysnapper wrote: »

You know what I was on here another night and all they were going on about was cycling

Cycling cycling cycling. Every thread down page .

Ridicolous, all after hours talks about is booze, pubes and doobs

Chocolate

The weather.

OldMrBrennan83

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The_Valeyard

Atheists and God

Birneybau

fussyonion wrote: »

What?

Atheists never fail to mention the fact...

r3nu4l

Students who were on a J1 on the US for the summer.

Every single conversion suddenly gets turned into something about America.

E.g. you say "I mowed the lawn last night"
They say " I really missed the smell of fresh cut grass when I was in New York but it's so amazing over there because they have like these twenty four hour diners and great malls"

STFU, you are not the first person who has been to the US you know.

Birneybau

r3nu4l wrote: »

Students who were on a J1 on the US for the summer.

Every single conversion suddenly gets turned into something about America.

E.g. you say "I mowed the lawn last night"
They say " I really missed the smell of fresh cut grass when I was in New York but it's so amazing one there because they have like these twenty four hour diners and great malls"

STFU, you are not the first person who has been to the US you know.

Suspiciously like something that someone that spent a J1 in the states would say.

We "cut the grass" over here.

The_Valeyard

r3nu4l wrote: »

Students who were on a J1 on the US for the summer.

Every single conversion suddenly gets turned into something about America.

E.g. you say "I mowed the lawn last night"
They say " I really missed the smell of fresh cut grass when I was in New York but it's so amazing over there because they have like these twenty four hour diners and great malls"

STFU, you are not the first person who has been to the US you know.

Jaysus, someone really pissed you off!!

cloud493

r3nu4l wrote: »

Students who were on a J1 on the US for the summer.

Every single conversion suddenly gets turned into something about America.

E.g. you say "I mowed the lawn last night"
They say " I really missed the smell of fresh cut grass when I was in New York but it's so amazing over there because they have like these twenty four hour diners and great malls"

STFU, you are not the first person who has been to the US you know.

This. I know someone who spent some time in the US, and I swear to god he mentions it at literally every opportunity, not even opportunity, you could have a conversation about anything and he'll manage to bring it up. Christ.

He might also read this post

Cienciano

catsbanter wrote: »

Do you not get the joke?

Doh, apologies! Didn't cop it and nail on the head too.

Posts starting like "as an atheist...." are cringeworthy


Hope no one digs something from my posting history :pac:

eternal

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Your point is valid, but for jaysus sake, do you ever stop giving out about things?

Yes I do.
I just went through the last 20 posts and besides this one, none of them were about giving out.

RomanKnows

Conor McGregor, his ridiculous Paddywhackery, and his ability to kick other men in the head for money.

SMJSF

IW.

The weather.

Mothers going on, and on, and on about there "babbies". Yes you used your organs to one of its functions, and?

pauliebdub

Workmates who are mothers and fathers to young kids, who's lives revolve around their kids, have nothing interesting to say and can only talk about their kids and moan about childcare and school costs etc.

Fleawuss

People don't seem to shut up about atheism. Only pretending, like.

Junkyard Tom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM

BunkMoreland

English premier league.

I enjoy watching sports, hurling, rugby and a bit of soccer, but hearing about the latest transfers and results and fixtures and people spouting word for word what was said by an analyst on TV the previous night and passing it off as their own thought day after day is mind numbing.

I can't imagine what it must be like for people who don't care for sports to listen to that ****e.

Cold War Kid

"Special snowflakes" - even if completely irrelevant.

ahnowbrowncow

Cold War Kid wrote: »

"Special snowflakes" - even if completely irrelevant.

People don't shut up about special snowflakes?

Cold War Kid

Some stuff though - it gets *said* that people talk about all the time, but not the case in my experience. Prime examples would be atheism and vegetarianism. I hear far more about the way atheists and vegetarians go on and on about themselves being atheists/vegetarians... than actually encountering it happening.

Most people I know are atheists/non practising/agnostic - very few are believers/practising. And the former group *NEVER* talk about their lack of belief. Maybe it's an age thing - I guess teenagers/people in their early 20s would probably be more likely to go on about it.

BunkMoreland

Drinking and hangovers and how much of a mad hoor you are.

Why is it grown ups who are legally allowed to drink still treat it like they are some cool rebelious mad basterd to be drinking?

justchecked

how they did/are doing a masters.


so anyway I decided that I'd buy the mikados cause I did a masters and they'd probably prefer them over the wagon wheels.

yeah my car is up for the nct next month, its just as well Im doing a masters, cause I dont know if it'll fail.

do you prefer the godfather 1 I did a masters or godfather 2 ?

One eyed Jack

Themselves.

Other people.




That about covers it :pac:

gctest50

water, water, water, water, water, eircode, eircode
water, water, water, water, water, eircode, eircode
water, water, water, water, water, eircode, eircode
water, water, water, water, water, eircode, eircode

at times, it's like this :

LDN_Irish

Dead lions. "Oh Cecil's been shot! Oh no now his brother's been shot! No, wait, that's not his brother, that's some unnamed lion unrelated to the lion we've all known and loved the past 5 minutes. Still feel really bad about Cecil though so I'm going to go send hatemail to the American dentistry union."

**** off.

Panthro

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Choking in Tuam, on a Tumour.

Choking on a Tuamer