Ladies, i'm available

Kermit.de.frog

After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. Thank you for your understanding.

https://www.facebook.com/MuppetsKermit?fref=nf

fancy pigeon

U ok hunzo? xoxo

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

And?????

The King of Moo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM

Odelay

Sexist pig/frog. Why limit it to the ladies???

NotCominBack

Ladies in AH?

Birneybau

It's not easy being green.

Stheno

NotCominBack wrote: »

Ladies in AH?

Sure we don't even have wimminz!

Wright

Odelay wrote: »

Sexist pig/frog. Why limit it to the ladies???

Not sure you understand sexuality lol.

Kermit I was saddened to hear of your conscious uncoupling today.

NotCominBack

Stheno wrote: »

Sure we don't even have wimminz!

There is one wimminz, fat christy is wimminz I believe

MightyMandarin

Hmm I'm not sure the ladies will want you after your racist antics Kermit...

Stheno

NotCominBack wrote: »

There is one wimminz, fat christy is wimminz I believe

There's loads of us, we just like to wait, silent and in the background, for our moment to pounce

Little CuChulainn

Glad to see you out of that violent relationship. the abuse you suffered at her hands was a poor example to children everywhere.

NotCominBack

Stheno wrote: »

There's loads of us, we just like to wait, silent and in the background, for our moment to pounce

There really should be a system on here, nothin fancy, pink star for wimminz, and blue star for menz, 8pointed pink star for those wimminz who are gamer than the others, and permaban if caught lying

Stheno

NotCominBack wrote: »

There really should be a system on here, nothin fancy, pink star for wimminz, and blus star for menz, 8pointed pink star for those wimminz who are gamer than the others, and permaban if caught lying

Would ya feck off with your sexist pink and blue nonsense! And as for an eight pointed pink star? Where are you getting these notions from?:pac:

Junkyard Tom

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.

JupiterKid

Look on the bright side Kermit - you can eat rashers and sausages without feeling guilty again.

FloatingVoter

Only tadpoles here. The grab-a-granny forum is by application only (and called something altogether different).

NotCominBack

Stheno wrote: »

Would ya feck off with your sexist pink and blue nonsense! And as for an eight pointed pink star? Where are you getting these notions from?:pac:

It's a foolproof system, crucial to know where ye stand around here, I once fell for a poster on here called Luscious Lilly who later turned out to be LGBT mod... Could have ended in a serious Frances Begby situation....

Place needs a system

Stheno

NotCominBack wrote: »

It's a foolproof system, crucial to know where ye stand around here, I once fell for a poster on here called Luscious Lilly who later turned out to be LGBT mod... Could have ended in a serious Frances Begby situation....

Place needs a system

Sure MrWalsh who posts on here is female :pac:

Wright

JupiterKid wrote: »

Look on the bright side Kermit - you can eat rashers and sausages without feeling guilty again.

No no Kermit has a type. He's already on to his next pig.

Fat Christy

NotCominBack wrote: »

There is one wimminz, fat christy is wimminz I believe

I have it on good authority that fat christy is a man.

If she were a woman though, I'd say she'd be at least a 9 with a daycent rack.

Sky King

Now that you're single, marvel at how all the random women who chatted to you in pubs and clubs over your 'taken' years are suddenly non existent.

The Backwards Man

17,636 people like this.

HG Wells will be smiling smugly from his grave.

johnny osbourne

theres plenty more fish in the sea

DarkyHughes

Yeah if there's any nice sluty girls out there 18 - 39 looking for a drunken one night (or 15-20 minute) thing(s). PM me.

fleet_admiral

Thats none of my business

JupiterKid

johnny osbourne wrote: »

theres plenty more fish in the sea

Or in kermit's case, pigs in a sty.

Eugene Norman

I can't believe that kermit and the pig woman would voluntary break up. There are hidden hands behind these actions.

Stheno

DarkyHughes wrote: »

Yeah if there's any nice sluty girls out there 18 - 39 looking for a drunken 15-20 minute thing

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Lothario

CFlat

johnny osbourne wrote: »

theres plenty more fish in the sea

I don't think he's hungry. He's looking for a girlriend.

johnny osbourne

CFlat wrote: »

I don't think he's hungry. He's looking for a girlriend.

frogs don't eat fish

Miss Demeanour

I think post again when you have turned into Prince Charming Kermit.....ladies love that sh*t..........

Stheno

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I think post again when you have turned into Prince Charming Kermit.....ladies love that sh*t..........

Do you not find his skinny legs and pot belly put you off tho?

johnny osbourne

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I think post again when you have turned into Prince Charming Kermit.....ladies love that sh*t..........

i think a talking frog would be more valuable than a prince in today's economy

johnny osbourne

Stheno wrote: »

Do you not find his skinny legs and pot belly put you off tho?

the correct name is beer-belly, and it's a sign of good husbandry

Miss Demeanour

Stheno wrote: »

Do you not find his skinny legs and pot belly put you off tho?

No more than the green tinge to his skin!

Stheno

johnny osbourne wrote: »

the correct name is beer-belly, and it's a sign of good husbandry

Nah a proper pot belly extends almost to the knees

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. Thank you for your understanding.

https://www.facebook.com/MuppetsKermit?fref=nf

I thought you were only 16?