This is crazy.

crazygeryy

My dog just shat out what looks like An engagement ring. I saw it sparkle in the poo when he did it. I've no idea if it is one but it looks expensive. What the **** do i do with this?
No idea where he might of ate it or picked it up.
Where do i go from here?

shakencat

i don't think its legal to marry your pet just yet.

all in time.

michael999999

crazygeryy wrote: »

My dog just shat out what looks like An engagement ring. I saw it sparkle in the poo when he did it. I've no idea if it is one but it looks expensive. What the **** do i do with this?
No idea where he might of ate it or picked it up.
Where do i go from here?

Is the rest of her in there?

juneg

done deal !lol!!

GreatDefector

Was the dog on one knee?

Fuzzy Clam

crazygeryy wrote: »

My dog just shat out what looks like An engagement ring. I saw it sparkle in the poo when he did it. I've no idea if it is one but it looks expensive. What the **** do i do with this?
No idea where he might of ate it or picked it up.
Where do i go from here?

Your dog has given you an engagement ring. So your engaged now.

amdublin

Is he an indoor or out door dog?

I'd be checking with your friends if anyone has lost an engagement ring. Or if one lost in your locality.

Post up a pic of the ring! (minus dog poop / all cleaned up pls)

justchecked

I call dog.

someone trying to start another 'safegate'.


more imagination needed.

One eyed Jack

Pawn it

The Backwards Man

Here's my number.

I was living in this house where my housemates decided to get this pup. One day the dog comes waddling in to the house, happy as can be, with a packet of biscuits.

We were all super confused.. None of us had biscuits. So we go out and find out he had gone right into someone's house and pilfered their shopping.

Tried to teach him do the same trick with wallets. Didn't work.

mad m

Pics or GTFO

Fox_In_Socks

crazygeryy wrote: »

"... just shat out what looks like An engagement ring. I saw it sparkle in the poo when he did it. I've no idea if it is one but it looks expensive. What the **** do i do with this?
No idea where he might of ate it or picked it up.
Where do i go from here?"

...were my wife's words to her best friend when I proposed, although I didn't mean to do it while she was on the phone in the kitchen. It was as much a surprise to me as anyone. Luckily, her friend told her to say "Yes" and we've been happily married for 11 years now.

She got me back, though. By surprising me in a not too dissimilar way in the kitchen, with our first born.

Samaris

That's ...pretty amazing. Some poor bugger is absolutely frantic because whatever his dramatic proposal plan was, it just went horribly wrong.

Advertise one found, I reckon. Put some poor guy out of his misery

Stheno

Samaris wrote: »

That's ...pretty amazing. Some poor bugger is absolutely frantic because whatever his dramatic proposal plan was, it just went horribly wrong.

Advertise one found, I reckon. Put some poor guy out of his misery

Yeah clean it up and advertise it.

Where are you based OP? Maybe check out the relevant regional forum?

Robsweezie

Would anyone want it back after where it's been????

rizzodun

Robsweezie wrote: »

Would anyone want it back after where it's been????

Of course, who gives a sh1t where it's been??

:pac:

kneemos

Is it a dog or a bitch dog.

Or a deputy dog.

Or Snoopy dog.

Or lazy dog.

Pluto.

Cool dog.

Scrappy dog.

One of them throw and fetch annoying dogs.

Doggggg.

Birneybau

Eh, SURPRISE!

long_b

Put up a general item of jewellery found sign wherever you walk the thing.

Stheno

Robsweezie wrote: »

Would anyone want it back after where it's been????

HIs dog just proposed to him doggy style.

OP does your dog sleep on or in your bed?:pac:

hatrickpatrick

Blast it with piss. Would be both effective and deliciously ironic.

Stinjy

No pics, just put signs up sayinh found: ring (dont specify) if the person can describe it it's theirs! But good luck cleaning it

Riesen_Meal

Show us your sh1tty ring OP...

Pics please ASAP....

kneemos

Fieldog wrote: »

Show us your sh1tty ring OP...

Pics please ASAP....

Ahhh clever dog.

Good boy.

NachoBusiness

Change his name to Barmbrack.

Pherekydes

Did you feed your dog carats?

KomradeBishop

So your dog stole someones engagement ring? Nice dog...am sure the sun sparkles out of its arse.

Stheno

KomradeBishop wrote: »

So your dog stole someones engagement ring? Nice dog...am sure the sun sparkles out of its arse.

I'd be worried about the vet bill for expelling it.

fancy pigeon

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Here's my number.

So call me maybe?

Mech1

Most jewellers advertise a cleaning service.
Drop it into one.

Turtwig

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Here's my number.

fancy pigeon wrote: »

So call me maybe?

Feckers now that annoying song is stuck in my head. :mad:

I don't care if quote the posts like this causes it to get stuck in anyone else's head.:p

kneemos

Turtwig wrote: »

Feckers now that annoying song is stuck in my head. :mad:

I don't care if quote the posts like this causes it to get stuck in anyone else's head.:p

Shot through the heart

and your to blame

you give love

a bad name

fonecrusher1

crazygeryy wrote: »

My dog just shat out what looks like An engagement ring. I saw it sparkle in the poo when he did it. I've no idea if it is one but it looks expensive. What the **** do i do with this?
No idea where he might of ate it or picked it up.
Where do i go from here?

Well its either yes or no?...

Niemoj

kneemos wrote: »

Shot through the heart

and your to blame

you give love

a bad name

Bod níos mó ná túr, níl mé ag caint faoi Eiffel!

Mahogany Gaspipe

One Ring giveth birth t'other Ring, just as the Prophecy predicted.

Thou must sacrifice the hound.

crazygeryy

Well in the cold light of day and to a more trained eye it turns out the ring is just bling! Its not a proper engagement ring.
**** happens.

NachoBusiness

..said many a hungover and recently engaged women throughout the history of time.

Medusa22

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Change his name to Barmbrack.

Ah, that made me laugh out loud, Barmbrack

cruais

Talk about diamond in the ruff

OU812

To escalate this quickly...

There wasn't a partial finger in there also was there ?

Wouldn't be unusual for dogs to eat extremities off a body if they're hungry... But eating a ring on it's own would be almost unheard of...

kneemos

OU812 wrote: »

To escalate this quickly...

There wasn't a partial finger in there also was there ?

Wouldn't be unusual for dogs to eat extremities off a body if they're hungry... But eating a ring on it's own would be almost unheard of...

Seems quite common if you google it.

long_b

Who do you know that might hide their ring in your dog ?

GreatDefector

Diamonds in the ruff

razorblunt

Straight to Mordor with it, is your dog called Sam?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

cruais wrote: »

Talk about diamond in the ruff

GreatDefector wrote: »

Diamonds in the ruff

Woof surely?

This is like the canine equivalent of the goose that laid the golden egg. A dog that deposits engagement rings on the lawn is a dog I wouldn't mind cleaning up after.

The_Valeyard

Is the dog left loose out on the road / field? Take any walks with the dog last couple days?