Funny/Ridiculous Dating profiles

#1 · 23-07-2015 2:49pm #1

Ever spot something written in a dating profile that you thought was funny/Ridiculous or picture that you were gobsmacked by.

I have seen loads, forget most of them but some recent ones were a girl lying on her bed with a condom in her mouth.

Another girl who said I know it says im in Australia but this is a global site, love educating the simple minds from back home, she was Irish.

Another one was a girl looking to date, who was 7 months pregnant.

The_Valeyard · 23-07-2015 2:55pm

The amount of horny Russian women that live near me is unreal!!

NachoBusiness · 23-07-2015 2:55pm

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Menas · 23-07-2015 3:16pm

ihavenoname3 wrote: »

Another one was a girl looking to date, who was 7 months pregnant.

:eek:
At least she declared it. Some wouldn't.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-07-2015 3:21pm

ihavenoname3 wrote: »

Another one was a girl looking to date, who was 7 months pregnant.

Was her name Gilly? Think she hooked up with the fat guy from the night's watch

Saipanne · 23-07-2015 3:29pm

ihavenoname3 wrote: »

Ever spot something written in a dating profile that you thought was funny/Ridiculous or picture that you were gobsmacked by.

I have seen loads, forget most of them but some recent ones were a girl lying on her bed with a condom in her mouth.

Another girl who said I know it says im in Australia but this is a global site, love educating the simple minds from back home, she was Irish.

Another one was a girl looking to date, who was 7 months pregnant.

I'd bang a pregnant one. For the craic.

BattleCorp · 23-07-2015 3:33pm

ihavenoname3 wrote: »

Another one was a girl looking to date, who was 7 months pregnant.

Pregnant women need love too. And besides, I've a pregnant woman fetish. Honestly.

A local traveller girl put up an advert on POF and near the bottom of it she wrote:

"I don't want no racists, and I don't want no blacks nor packies neither" :pac::pac::pac:

I guess it's only racism if people are discriminating against her for being a traveller but it doesn't apply to blacks or packies.

PandaPoo · 23-07-2015 3:33pm

Saipanne wrote: »

I'd bang a pregnant one. For the craic.

I've always found it creepy. Pregnant women in porn doesn't sit well with me. Their choice and all that, but I still cringe when I see it. Shag the baby daddy or nobody!

BattleCorp · 23-07-2015 3:36pm

PandaPoo wrote: »

I've always found it creepy. Pregnant women in porn doesn't sit well with me. Their choice and all that, but I still cringe when I see it. Shag the baby daddy or nobody!

What's so objectionable about a pregnant woman having some grown up fun?

Saipanne · 23-07-2015 3:36pm

PandaPoo wrote: »

I've always found it creepy. Pregnant women in porn doesn't sit well with me. Their choice and all that, but I still cringe when I see it. Shag the baby daddy or nobody!

I've never watched it, I just find as I get older I'd like to try a few novelty shags.

PandaPoo · 23-07-2015 3:40pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

What's so objectionable about a pregnant woman having some grown up fun?

Just doesn't sit well with me! you or anyone else can watch pregnant lady porn, or star in it, or get yourself pregnant and shag all around you... I just think it's odd.

I think it's extra intimate when you have a new life inside you. That might be what makes it appealing to some, I don't know.

Tombi! · 23-07-2015 3:41pm

Mod: come on folks, please be nice and stay on topic.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-07-2015 3:42pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

What's so objectionable about a pregnant woman having some grown up fun?

For me, a certain Friends quote springs to mind

Rachel: Come on, you'll be performing a service, okay. Just... just think of me as, like, a ketchup bottle. Y'know, sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.

NachoBusiness · 23-07-2015 7:52pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

A local traveller girl put up an advert on POF and near the bottom of it she wrote:

"I don't want no racists, and I don't want no blacks nor packies neither"

...

23-07-2015 9:06pm

Grown women referring to themselves as princesses and wanting to be treated as such is about as creepy as you can get, I think.

One eyed Jack · 23-07-2015 9:16pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Grown women referring to themselves as princesses and wanting to be treated as such is about as creepy as you can get, I think.

Ohh they're just one step up the creepy ladder from girls looking for sugar daddys, and sugar daddys looking for girls young enough to be their daughter.

I think I'd be well chuffed if I came across Kate Middleton on AshleyMadison tbh :pac: