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If you could roast someone Irish on Comedy Central...

  • 20-07-2015 4:16pm
    #1
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭


    Who would it be and what would you say to them?

    For me, its gotta be Enda Kenny.

    Enda, your leadership seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. How are you so popular?


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  • #2
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Boards Mods, all of them


  • #3
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Bono

    Michael Flatly

    Bertie (literally)

    Gerry Adams


  • #4
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Dustin, around Christmas time would be ideal.


  • #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Pat Kenny

    Brendan O Connor

    Dara O Briain

    Breda O Brien

    Fintan O Toole


  • #6
    ihavenoname3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihavenoname3


    mark cagney


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  • #7
    Vojera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    The idea of a roast seems pretty un-Irish to me. Scheduled piss-taking? No thanks. I'll stick with ripping everyone I know to shreds on a daily basis. You know, because I like them :pac:


  • #8
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Sharon Ní Bheolain. You mean spit roast right?


  • #9
    mikeym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,987 ✭✭✭mikeym


    Sinead O Connor.


  • #10
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Craig Doyle, talentless dildo.


  • #11
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    veryangryman wrote: »
    Who would it be and what would you say to them?

    For me, its gotta be Enda Kenny.

    In order to roast Enda, you'd really have to roast his puppeteer/operator.


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  • #12
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Barry Egan.


  • #13
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    It has to be Pat Kenny - he's already a widespread figure of fun but he still maintains some dignity. He'd probably be a good sport about it too.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    veryangryman wrote: »
    Enda, your leadership seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. How are you so popular?


    I'm not sure - Is that supposed to sound like a criticism or 'slamming him'? cos that sounds like a huge compliment to his leadership, to me?
    :confused:

    Sounds like he's unstoppable and will knock through the competition, leaving battered bodies and smouldering wrecks in his wake and he come off the lines and starts taking things out left, right and centre?


    I can almost picture him standing atop a black pickup truck smashing two cans in the air with Steve Austin's theme tune belting away in the background?


  • #15
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Sharon Ní Bheolain. You mean spit roast right?
    I know she's about as popular on here as rabies in a dogs' home, but Nadia Forde for me. Yum yum. Veering back on topic though;
    Bono
    Brendan O'Carroll (don't get the Mrs Brown hype at all)
    Most politicians
    The bankers/developers that got us in sh1t street
    Bono
    Michael D
    Twink
    Gaybo
    Pat Kenny
    Bono
    Graham Norton
    Joe Brolly
    Pat Spillane
    Bono
    Roy "Keano"™ Keane
    George Hook (Zzzzz.....)
    Any of the RTE weather forecasters (Jeez, no wonder the weather is so bloody miserable)


    That's just off the top of my head; I'm sure there's many more that will come to me in the future.


    Hang on; did I mention Bono?


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