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  • 16-07-2015 10:28pm
    #1
    kissmequick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭kissmequick


    with all the people walking on Motorways lately?!? :eek::eek: Every second day the Wireless informs me about another person out meandering for a stroll on the Motorway. What's goin' on...... Memory issues resulting in unknown location? Strollers out for their daily stroll thinking there's nothing wrong with it? Am mystified here to think that somebody could be out walking on a Motorway.


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  • #2
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Johnny Magory.

    You want another, your mother.


  • #3
    rizzodun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    I think they need a little time to wake up, wake up...


  • #4
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Just do a Bubba Zanetti on it - cog it down one, pull it back to the stop and run 'em over.


  • #5
    Chain Smoker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Chain Smoker




  • #6
    degsie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,755 ✭✭✭degsie


    What the forks a Wireless?


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    kissmequick wrote: »
    with all the people walking on Motorways lately?!? :eek::eek: Every second day the Wireless informs me about another person out meandering for a stroll on the Motorway.

    Could be worse. In Germany for example there are so many people who drive the wrong way along the motorway - they have actually got a word JUST for that. A word that translates into English as "Ghost driver" which in the true style of German dark humor means "A driver still driving but he is already dead and reality just has not caught up with him yet".


  • #8
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    could be worse, you could have a TD drink driving the wrong way up a road


  • #9
    Reuben Whispering Gymnast
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Reuben Whispering Gymnast


    degsie wrote: »
    What the forks a Wireless?

    oh dear


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    degsie wrote: »
    What the forks a Wireless?
    How do you get the death notices?


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    degsie wrote: »
    What the forks a Wireless?

    You put the fork ON the wireless. To get better reception. It works even better if you get the fork to stand on it - and you balance a knife horizontally amongst the tines of the fork. Then you move your chair back and forwards between the wireless and the southern most wall of your house - to find the optimal position for the fillings in your teeth to boost the signal.

    And before you know it - you are listening to Radio Luxembourg.


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  • #12
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    ..put the fork into a plug socket. Get back to us and tell us all about it.


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