There is a smell of Semen of my neighbors bush.

Charlie19

I was talking to my neighbour and her daughter Sunday afternoon when I noticed a very strong smell, but I couldn't quite make out what it was. So I thought nothing more about it.

So there this evening I was walking to the shop and she happened to get out of her car, so we were chatting away about the usual "how was your weekend? Bla, bla ,bla when again I got that strong smell, but this time I figured out what it was... Semen

She seems clean and she lives alone, so I had a little search on google for any other explanations.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen+tree


http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2012/04/lets-talk-about-those-trees-th

mfceiling

"From"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I have to be honest, I would not be able to deduce whether or not a tree would or would not smell of semen. Curious to know what you typed into google...?

Sinfonia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM

Talib Fiasco

I howled laughing reading the thread title...well played OP, well played

Charlie19

mfceiling wrote: »

"From"

Unforgivable mistake.

Osmosis Jones

Even reading the post I couldn't tell what bush you were referring to.

Señor Fancy Pants

Oh I get it! I get jokes!

The Dogs Bollix

How do you know what semen smells like?

Is it yours?

What were you doing pulling yourself off in your neighbour's bush?

Pac1Man

Maybe their boat capsized.

Charlie19

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

How do you know what semen smells like?

Is it yours?

What were you doing pulling yourself off in your neighbour's bush?

Dont worry, You might start noticing some changes when you reach 11 or 12.;)

dmc17

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I have to be honest, I would not be able to deduce whether or not a tree would or would not smell of semen. Curious to know what you typed into google...?

They may have left an old fishing net under it?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

dmc17 wrote: »

They may have left an old fishing net under it?

Wang King

You had me at semen!

ThisRegard

Ah yes, the smell of a sperm tree is something to behold. If you have one in or around your house and it's at the time of year when it's stinking, it's the first thing you have to raise in conversation whenever you have unawares visitors over to avoid them thinking dodgy thoughts like the OP.

Doyler92

Wang King wrote: »

You had me at semen!

No, you had everyone else at semen!

Ruu

Now to ride Mrs. O' Reilly!

Smidge

Ruu wrote: »

Now to ride Mrs. O' Reilly!

sideways

Son Of A Vidic

Wang King wrote: »

You had me at semen!

And with a username like that, you're my chief suspect.

Hollister11

Isn't your neighbours bush, exactly they, her bush. Give get some privacy jeez.

dmc17

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Semen, seamen as in fishermen, smell of seamen, bush, tree......ah nevermind. Anyway, that's a mighty username you've got going on there

NachoBusiness

When I read the thread title, I actually read it as meaning something different entirely..

I thought you meant that you had a suspicion that your neighbour was having an affair with a certain ex Arsenal goalkeeper, oh how I laughed.

irish son

There's a bush just outside my workplace's front door that smells of semen that I just started to get at the beginning of the summer. I have a little laugh to myself each time but I'm afraid say to anyone in case they think I'm a dirty creep

foggy_lad

Op keep your nose out of your neighbours bush.

Liamalone

Whattheabsolute****

anto9

Q.How do you know when a ''Lady'' has had too much Seamen ?

A.When she blows her nose ,and lots of snot come out .

( its all in the best possible taste )

Antar Bolaeisk

Just so we're clear, bush is not a euphemism?

skittles8710

Trees down centre park road have a similar scent , no word of a lie.

Someone must get to the bottom of this.

BBDBB

I'll poke my nose in if you like?

Wang King

BBDBB wrote: »

I'll poke my nose in if you like?

Ah, you'd poke your nose in anywhere!

Rosie Rant

I presume the flowers are pretty. I doubt the bush is bought for the smell. You never know though. Maybe your neighbour starts her day by stepping outside, taking a deep breath and saying "Aaah. I love the smell of sp*nk-bush in the morning . "