Getting drunk

PTH2009

Where the most inappropriate place u ever got drunk or went too drunk ??? Art gallery, funeral, work etc

I'd love to go to an Andre rieu show and be so drunk just to see the looks you'd get

diusmr8a504cvk

Mass

antodeco

Driving Test the following morning.

retro:electro

I got very inappropriately drunk at my aunts 60th a few years ago. It was also the same night I finished college for good so I was celebrating/tired/emotional. All I remember is "twerking" up on her husbands brother while he was asleep in his wheelchair

Kylo Ren

An AA meeting.

Keno

Keno wrote: »

An AA meeting.

Did they get your car going again though?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Baghdad.

mosstin

So everyone else knows who Ardre Rieu is then?

Duff

Disney on Ice.

Gongoozler

Went to work while still drunk from the night before. Luckily no manager on that day and I was in charge.

Got very very drunk on the first date with my boyfriend. Well it wasn't really a date I suppose.

Kylo Ren

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Did they get your car going again though?

They did but I couldn't drive as I was drunk. I took a taxi home and got a friend to drive me to my car the next day.












I'm not playing your games Whoopsy -_-

Keno

Keno wrote: »

They did but I couldn't drive as I was drunk. I took a taxi home and got a friend to drive me to my car the next day.



I'm not playing your games Whoopsy -_-

You were more fun when you were a drunk.

ElleEm

I am a nervous flyer. I got so drunk in the airport before a flight that I am surprised they let me on. The flight was to Venice, and the journey to the hotel was in a boat. It wasn't my favourite day.

Kylo Ren

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You were more fun when you were a drunk.

You sound like my AA sponsor.

entropi

Maybe at an art exhibition, but they did offer me lots of tasty tasty wine...

FloatingVoter

PTH2009 wrote: »

Where the most inappropriate place u ever got drunk or went too drunk ??? Art gallery, funeral, work etc

Been drunk at all three. Funerals - given that the wake can go on for three or four days - its amazing anyone shows up sober to some of them. We're not talking tragic losses here, more dead losses who the widow had a decent insurance policy on.
Art galleries - a brilliant place to chill out and let the hangover melt away. Unfortunately the availability of wine in their cafeterias can lead to hair of the dog complications.
And being drunk on the job was a general rule of thumb between 2000-2008.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Bogart used to say the test of a real man was to be off your head without anybody noticing.

Other examples of high functioning pissheads of that era were Spencer Tracy and David Niven.

PARlance

mosstin wrote: »

So everyone else knows who Ardre Rieu is then?

Only those of us in the "you know you're old..." thread.

HalloweenJack

When we finished college, they put on a drinks and nibbles do for us. Got pretty merry, then when all our lecturers left, O got completely plastered, still on college hrounds.

Mr. CooL ICE

Pilgrimage to Lourdes. I was 16, so it was legal there. Got plastered on three bottles of Desperados in some bar in the afternoon and went pushing wheelchairs that evening. Didn't get caught.

Menas

When I was young they used to have an annual religious parade thru our town. Corpus Christie or something.
Myself and a buddy got langers on cider and joined the other alterboys on that parade with all the old nuns and priests and God botherers.

HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack wrote: »

When we finished college, they put on a drinks and nibbles do for us. Got pretty merry, then when all our lecturers left, O got completely plastered, still on college hrounds.

Student got drunk on free drink?

I thought this was about getting drunk in an inappropriate setting, not doing exactly as expected.

Badly Drunk Boy

entropi wrote: »

Maybe at an art exhibition, but they did offer me lots of tasty tasty wine...

If they're giving you the wine, it's not inappropriate when it affects you. Drink on!!



I don't even want to think of the inappropriate places I've been drunk...

Sunnyisland

I don't remember ...

Your Superior

At Buckingham Palace when I received
an MBE from Prince Charles. Had been incredibly nervous and thus drank heavily beforehand. Not my finest hour.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

my mothers cousins wedding. I tend to have nothing to do with that side of my family so god knows what even brought me to that wedding but I was doing shots by myself, until the barman refused to serve me more shots.
Ended up sitting next to the black sheep of the family, who encouraged me to mix wine wine and red wine (in the one glass) with dinner.

The reason I don't like my mothers family is because they're all stuck up their own asses, and a few weeks later I ran into the grooms mother who is the most stuck up of them all, and she asked me if I had a good time at the wedding. I said I did indeed, then she tells me how happy and proud she is because her daughter doesn't drink.

Fu*k off you boring old goat

keithclancy

Jesus Christ Church of the Latter Day Saints

Wompa1

The first time I met one of my ex's parents, I was hammered...it was 10:30am and I hadn't been to sleep.

When I graduated final year of college my parents were broke. My dad suggested that I bring them and my grandmother out to dinner to celebrate. As in, I pay for it. I said no.

Anyways, I went drinking around 11am alone because all of my class mates had plans to go to dinner and get pictures taken and all of that. My graduation was at 4:30pm. My mother arrived at 4:00 to me in a state. As I was walking into the hall I was told I couldn't bring my drink in, so I downed a pint as I walked in. My graduation was on in October, I had started a job the previous June. It just so happened the guy handing out the parchments was the president of the company I worked for.

Anyways, It wasn't my finest hour. Nothing too bad happened but in hindsight, it was very childish.

c_man

I remember a few of us getting plastered before heading to Gaelic training when I was about 16. Fuking hell.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Also my mom died when I was still in my teens. People were calling to the house and the adults all went to one room while me my bro and our friends were in another room. I was drunk, of course, when the priest came into the young people room. He was a young priest, really really sound. We were chatting away to him when I meant to say "fr you're fierce random" but instead I said "fr, you're fierce randy". Awkward

conorh91

Midnight Mass a few Christmasses ago. I didn't get drunk there, I got drunk in the pub waiting for midnight mass. but I stumbled on my way to the rails. then after sharing in the Body of Our Lord, took a sharp left to take a leak in the carpark.

Drunk mass is fairly intense. Thankfully there was no choir, I'd definitely have been giving it welly.

SaveOurLyric

mosstin wrote: »

So everyone else knows who Ardre Rieu is then?

The guy who plays the violin with a permanent expression of a man who has constipation but is rather enjoying the sensation ?

Senna

16 years old working in a hotel, I went into one of the closed bars and started helping myself to a shot of everything on the top shelf.
2 hours later I was getting sick in the foyer, no idea how they didn't fire me after that.