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Put a Cork in it....

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  • 02-07-2015 10:56pm
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    A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

    DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"

    Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."

    DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"

    Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."

    DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

    Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"

    The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

    DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

    Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."

    DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"

    Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."

    DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

    Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"


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