Superloo's.

kneemos

Ever used one?Apparently they cost a fortune to maintain and almost nobody uses them.
The few around here I don't think I've ever seen anyone step in or out of them.

Superloo sounds like somebody drew the short straw when they were giving out superhero identities.

retro:electro

They're only for if you need to make a super poo or a super wee, not ordinary ones.

The Backwards Man

I've never seen one, never mind been in one.

A wise person once said;
Shite in your own toilet, and you'll never go far wrong

anna080

anna080 wrote: »

They're only for if you need to make a super poo or a super wee, not ordinary ones.

Don't you mean kryptoshite?

Jake Rugby Walrus666

By day Armitage Shanks was a mild mannered, public toilet.
When bathroom emergency calls our favourite WC Crusader....

Sir Osis of Liver.

I've been known to piss against one.

Boom_Bap

anna080 wrote: »

They're only for if you need to make a super poo or a super wee, not ordinary ones.

I'm more of a thunder dumper.

bodice ripper

I'd be suspicious of any toilet with a grocer's apostrophe.

Poor Uncle Tom

I take the soup every time.....

darkpagandeath

Turdis ?

retro:electro

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Don't you mean kryptoshite?

Exactly

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've never seen one, never mind been in one.

A wise person once said;
Shite in your own toilet, and you'll never go far wrong

And how is Stifler's Mom these days?

One eyed Jack

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Turdis ?

Telpiss!

Never heard of these superloos kneemos, what's the story behind them? I have an awful mental image of my insides being vacuumed out were I to sit down, but if it's more akin to Prince Akeem's experience in "Coming to America" ('the royal penis is clean your highness'), I think that's something I might just get used to...

danger_mouse_tm

I use them all the time. They're a fine job. I've no bother paying the 25 cents. They're free to use in Paris - well I suppose they did come from France. I think we're getting them from JCDecaux. They're called a Sanisette in Paris and they cost about €1200 a month each to maintain. They're an impressive piece of kit. We have two of them here in Bandon.

nullzero

"Greetings, I am honored-o to accept-a your-a waste"

One eyed Jack

danger_mouse_tm wrote: »

I use them all the time. They're a fine job. I've no bother paying the 25 cents. They're free to use in Paris - well I suppose they did come from France. I think we're getting them from JCDecaux. They're called a Sanisette in Paris and they cost about €1200 a month each to maintain. They're an impressive piece of kit. We have two of them here in Bandon.

That's a 'superloo'?

Well that's a bit of a let down

Getting my hopes up like that, they're just a public toilet, and no, I don't use them because they used to want 20p to spend a penny, now they want 50c, and I can go in any number of restaurants or hotels nearby for free.

They're a bit like public payphones at this stage, complete overkill, unnecessary, and far too costly to maintain for people who want a quiet spot to shoot up or have sex.

fleet_admiral

I find it mad that there is two public toilets in Arklow but not one in Dublin city centre

Capt'n Midnight

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

By day Armitage Shanks was a mild mannered, public toilet.
When bathroom emergency calls our favourite WC Crusader....

This guy keeps ringing me up asking for Prince Charming.

I've told him a dozen times it's the wrong number, but he's Adamant

justchecked

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I find it mad that there is two public toilets in Arklow but not one in Dublin city centre

Its a dilemma ... Clean pissless alleys or junkies shooting up in public toilets.

Suppose the piss won't mug you. So piss is probably the winner.

Although you could get held up with a knife made of frozen piss... held by a junkie.

That's enough heroin for tonight.

fleet_admiral

Anyone remember the superloo's in Theme Park. If you put less beef in the burgers the patrons would run into the toilet and you would hear them lose control of their camilla's:pac:

justchecked

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Anyone remember the superloo's in Theme Park. If you put less beef in the burgers the patrons would run into the toilet and you would hear them lose control of their camilla's:pac:

Camilla parker bowels.

Ffs.

Ban him.

MadsL

danger_mouse_tm wrote: »

I think we're getting them from JCDecaux.

*shudder*

NachoBusiness

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I find it mad that there is two public toilets in Arklow but not one in Dublin city centre

There's loads of public toilets in Dublin. Just look for this sign.

lulu1

They say you have to be really super to use one

Sounds like I'll just have to stick to my own.