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Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals

  • 19-06-2015 1:04am
    #1
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭


    We'd be planting so many trees and we'd probably really help the world too.


    Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.


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  • #2
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Imagine if guinea pigs held lemons, and the sky laid hazelnuts on a red tablecloth.


  • #3
    ROAAAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭ROAAAR


    Good point to be fair
    Wifi>Life


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    We'd be planting so many trees and we'd probably really help the world too.


    Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.
    I may say you're a dreamer


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The King Of Moo is like a tree.

    Solid, wise, old, and full of sap beneath the rough and abrasive surface.


  • #6
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    The King Of Moo is like a tree.

    Solid, wise, old, and full of sap beneath the rough and abrasive surface.

    and rooted in filth.


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  • #7
    refusetolose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    We'd be planting so many trees and we'd probably really help the world too.


    Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

    convert the oxygen to wifi


  • #8
    Xenophile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,073 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I may say you're a dreamer

    I would say that you are a visionary!

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Xenophile wrote: »
    I would say that you are a visionary!
    But I'm not the only one


  • #10
    _Redzer_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Fun fact; wifi actually kills trees


  • #11
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    imagine if i didn't eat those biscuits - i wouldnt be a fat little man


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  • #12
    FortuneChip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    Tree G?


  • #13
    George Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭George Jones


    Imagine if wireless routers released oxygen. And they were all owned by Eircom, the bastards. Or Sky, the bastards.


  • #14
    Knasher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Imagine the interference though, it's bad enough as it is right now. It would be worse than that stupid movie, The Happening.


  • #15
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Random thought but when you're a tourist in other cities you tend to find issues you realise we also have in our Irish cities which tourists probably experience, and one I can think of now is that there should genuinely be Internet access/WiFi on every main Street of Dublin, Cork, Limerick and Galway. That way any tourists have no excuse and will have no difficulties with finding their way around the city since they'll be able to use the maps on their phones/tablets.


    Could be done with poles similar to bus stops and also have some USB sockets for people in desperate need of charging/turning on their phones. Eircom or UPC should do this since it'd be positive branding for them.


    Tourist information points should also all be touchscreen so tourists can interact with them to select whatever language they speak to help cater to tourists who don't speak English very well.


  • #16
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    Random thought but when you're a tourist in other cities you tend to find issues you realise we also have in our Irish cities which tourists probably experience, and one I can think of now is that there should genuinely be Internet access/WiFi on every main Street of Dublin, Cork, Limerick and Galway. That way any tourists have no excuse and will have no difficulties with finding their way around the city since they'll be able to use the maps on their phones/tablets.



    .

    Or they could learn to read a map..on paper? Like the old days?


  • #17
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Chucken wrote: »
    Or they could learn to read a map..on paper? Like the old days?


    Good one, lol!


    Also I actually forgot but Google are in the works to release Google maps to work offline so that's even better still.


  • #18
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    Good one, lol!

    Go to any hostel in the world and they hand out free maps...on paper. People generally find where they need to be :)

    Failing that...they could ask someone for directions?


  • #19
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    WOW. Imagine if someone created an interesting thread which wasn't made of stupidity, IMAGINE.

    Mod: Banned for continuous flaming


  • #20
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    eternal wrote: »
    WOW. Imagine if someone created an interesting thread which wasn't made of stupidity, IMAGINE.


    You take boards so seriously lmao, I would absolutely hate to associate with anyone with your attitude in real life

    Mod: banned for continuous abuse. For this and following posts.


  • #21
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    Also I actually forgot but Google are in the works to release Google maps to work offline so that's even better still.

    I've had an offline map of Dublin on Google Maps for a few years now.

    But if I was a tourist, I'd keep a tourist's map with me.


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  • #22
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    You take boards so seriously lmao, I would absolutely hate to associate with anyone with your attitude in real life

    I know. I don't like me either :( But man, you're awesome, dude are you awesome.


  • #23
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    eternal wrote: »
    I know. I don't like me either :(


    https://warosu.org/data/vr/img/0016/37/1400719537411.png


    Stop taking my threads srsly mV+3


  • #24
    George Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭George Jones


    eternal wrote: »
    WOW. Imagine if someone created an interesting thread which wasn't made of stupidity, IMAGINE.

    Some people feel imagination isn't real, but I tell them that they're wrong,
    'cause whenever I want to play and pretend, I just sing the Imagination Soooong...

    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imagination!

    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imagination

    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imagination

    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imagination

    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imagination
    Imaginatiooooooooooon!


  • #25
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Not available. Just like me.


  • #26
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    FortuneChip wrote: »
    Tree G?

    deserves more <3


  • #27
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    The Rodgers wrote: »
    deserves more <3


    Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh.

    There's our Eurovision song!


    TreeG


  • #28
    punk_one82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭punk_one82


    eternal wrote: »
    WOW. Imagine if someone created an interesting thread which wasn't made of stupidity, IMAGINE.

    Imagine cheese was made of ham


  • #29
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Can you download oxygen?


  • #30
    George Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭George Jones


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Can you download oxygen?

    Only if you have high speed broxegenband.


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  • #31
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    punk_one82 wrote: »
    Imagine cheese was made of ham

    dude you are blowing my mind


  • #32
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    The Rodgers wrote: »
    dude you are blowing my mind

    Should I write down every reply :D


    For the song?


  • #33
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Chucken wrote: »
    Should I write down every reply :D


    For the song?

    im spittin gold here

    just play the f^*king note!!1!


  • #34
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    The Rodgers wrote: »
    im spittin gold here

    just play the f^*king note!!1!


    Doh Doh Fawwwwwwwwwwwww


  • #35
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    what sap would come up with a thread like this


  • #36
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    DrGreenthumb wrote: »
    what sap would come up with a thread like this


    Do better fukboi


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  • #37
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    Do better fukboi

    i'll try to get back to my roots swagger jacker


  • #38
    KTR1C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭KTR1C


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I may say you're a dreamer

    But he's not the only one .......


  • #39
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Chucken wrote: »
    Go to any hostel in the world and they hand out free maps...on paper.

    How would you find a hostel ??


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