Premature ejaculation

Mister Vain

So how soon do yo have to cum before its considered premature? Under 5 minutes? Or does it depend on the woman?

nokia69

no such thing

its one of those made up problems, like depression

The Dark Side

If it's before the girl's gotten off, it's premature.

sbsquarepants

Once it's out of your trousers that's grand:D

BoJack Horseman

1-2 mins, but its relative.
Its more about the inability to control it.

Buona Fortuna

I always think anything before she has her kit off might be a problem

Menas

One of the great things about been shyte in bed is not having to worry about such problems.

biko

You should be able to last at least 5 hours. Anything else in premature.

Yellowblackbird

Well, the way I see it is.........aaaaaaeeeeuuuuugghhhhh......

Marcus Antonius

Mr. CooL ICE

I call it 'being efficient'

LordSutch

Mister Vain wrote: »

So how soon do yo have to cum before its considered premature? Under 5 minutes? Or does it depend on the woman?

Doesn't really matter as long as you ejaculate in the correct orrifice!

Premature "external ejaculation" is a messy business as far as I can remember

Corvo

Simple solution is to recite the whole starting eleven from the 1999 Champions League final for Man United (or another game of your choice) whilst doing the deed.

If you don't get past Ronny Johnson, you are in trouble my friend.

Colser

Dont beat the egg timer would be ok imo...

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Dont beat the egg timer would be ok imo...

Lets not be setting the bar too high.

Colser

Menas wrote: »

Lets not be setting the bar too high.

Have you spoken to your gp lately?:p

vicwatson

Mister Vain wrote: »

So how soon do yo have to cum before its considered premature? Under 5 minutes? Or does it depend on the woman?

You need this www.takecontrol.ie

ThinkProgress

If you think about it from an evolutionary perspective, those males who came the fastest were probably also the ones who were the most successful at spreading their seed and keeping our species alive!

If it took you 45 minutes to cum, you were probably fairly rubbish at making baby neanderthals!

I would have been useless!

Day Lewin

If it took you 45 minutes to cum, you were probably fairly rubbish at making baby neanderthals!

On the other hand, you were much more likely to be booked for a return match. Diligence pays off!

Mister Vain

I usually keep pounding away until she tells me my time is up.

smash

Don't ever let her tell you that you're not ready OP!

suicide_circus

I dont understand this "premature" stuff...I have always cum exactly on time

NachoBusiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8

bnt

So what if you're "early"? There are other ways of keeping each other occupied for a couple of minutes, then you're back in the ring to take another swing.

OneOfThem

I think it's only premature ejaculation if you dump the crew out into deep space before you dock with the mothership. Otherwise you just don't last that long, but I think that's a different thing.

LordSutch

Menas wrote: »

Lets not be setting the bar too high.

And let's not beat about the bush

otherwise . . .

splat

ToddyDoody

A tip is to dip it in ice cream beforehand

Not a NSA agent

ToddyDoody wrote: »

A tip is to dip it in ice cream beforehand

I would recommend buying the ice cream and taking it home first. Im still not allowed in tesco anymore.

Sir Osis of Liver.

ToddyDoody wrote: »

A tip is to dip it in ice cream beforehand

Put it in cider.

blueser

If you do your best Nicholas Cage impression, you have a problem!

namloc1980

According to factual Cosmo articles on this subject it is premature to ejaculate during the first 8 hours of sex and if you haven't made your partner have at least 650 mind blowing orgasms in that time you're a selfish lover.

Balmed Out

Mister Vain wrote: »

So how soon do yo have to cum before its considered premature? Under 5 minutes? Or does it depend on the woman?

Totally depends on the woman. If she's really really hot 30 or 40 seconds is perfectly acceptable, if shes aesthetically challenged then anything less then 20 minutes is poor form.

tipparetops

there is a muscle exercise you can do to help with premature ejaculation.
The muscle you use to stop urinating, well flex that every day.
Start with 60 a day, seriously it works wonders.

ROAAAR

A guy I was seeing had problems with it. Like he'd be sitting on me and we'd just have started to kiss. It would all be over (for him) before we'd even taken any clothes off. Annoying.

Nucular Arms

ROAAAR wrote: »

A guy I was seeing had problems with it. Like he'd be sitting on me and we'd just have started to kiss. It would all be over (for him) before we'd even taken any clothes off. Annoying.

WinnyThePoo

Takes me ages and often pisses off the girls.

suicide_circus

WinnyThePoo wrote: »

Takes me ages and often pisses off the girls.

Ye cant win sure we cant. If ye need them to play a vigorous 20 minute solo on the devils clarinet they won't be impressed.

Not a NSA agent

I guess OP if it is happening soon enough that you are not happy with it, or with yourself, that is "premature". Anything you and your partner are happy with is fine I guess.

Not a NSA agent wrote: »

I would recommend buying the ice cream and taking it home first. Im still not allowed in tesco anymore.

And their profit and loss accounts have not looked the same since!

hairyslug

I see it as a compliment to the lady, in that you find her so attractive that you cum so quickly

The Corinthian

ThinkProgress wrote: »

If you think about it from an evolutionary perspective, those males who came the fastest were probably also the ones who were the most successful at spreading their seed and keeping our species alive!

I remember reading an article that postulated that circumcision developed as a means to control the fertility of younger males in a tribe. Circumcised males would take longer to reach climax and thus would be less likely to impregnate the women of the older males, was the general jist of it.

If it took you 45 minutes to cum, you were probably fairly rubbish at making baby neanderthals!

Well, clearly neanderthals were ultimately pretty rubbish at making baby neanderthals, given their extinction.

Still, some of the times given here have cheered me up no end.

ejabrod

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Put it in cider.

I don't like cider, can I put it in milk instead?

Cee-Jay-Cee

It's premature if it goes off before you've put it in the honey pot. If it's inside even for a second then job done.

Wibbs

The Corinthian wrote: »

I remember reading an article that postulated that circumcision developed as a means to control the fertility of younger males in a tribe. Circumcised males would take longer to reach climax and thus would be less likely to impregnate the women of the older males, was the general jist of it.

Interesting theory that.

Well, clearly neanderthals were ultimately pretty rubbish at making baby neanderthals, given their extinction.

Though they did make baby human/neandertals and the genetics seem to show it was nearly always their lads with our lasses. Our ladies liked the cut of their jib, but not the other way around. Fear of death by snu snu probably.

Still, some of the times given here have cheered me up no end.

Wibbs

ROAAAR wrote: »

A guy I was seeing had problems with it. Like he'd be sitting on me and we'd just have started to kiss. It would all be over (for him) before we'd even taken any clothes off. Annoying.

That happened to a mate of mine and more than once with more than one chap too and not just with youngfellas either. With one chap in his thirties it was all going well, then in the middle of her getting her kit off he looked down and… Another guy's entire boudoir repertoire was to climb on top two pumps and roll off and look all happy with himself. She was not a happy camper on these occasions.

magentis

Wibbs wrote: »

That happened to a mate of mine and more than once with more than one chap too and not just with youngfellas either. With one chap in his thirties it was all going well, then in the middle of her getting her kit off he looked down and… Another guy's entire boudoir repertoire was to climb on top two pumps and roll off and look all happy with himself. She was not a happy camper on these occasions.

Two pumps!
Sex god.

racso1975

Wibbs wrote: »

That happened to a mate of mine and more than once with more than one chap too and not just with youngfellas either. With one chap in his thirties it was all going well, then in the middle of her getting her kit off he looked down and… Another guy's entire boudoir repertoire was to climb on top two pumps and roll off and look all happy with himself. She was not a happy camper on these occasions.

2 pumps!!! Pfft amateur! !! He obviously never heard of the one pump orgasm

donutheadhomer

vicwatson wrote: »

You need this www.takecontrol.ie

take a look at the woman on that website - think of her every time you feel like you're gonna cum and you never will

Mister Vain

racso1975 wrote: »

2 pumps!!! Pfft amateur! !! He obviously never heard of the one pump orgasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IyHlC-RS8

RomanKnows

Lots of really rubbish advice being dispensed around here. The solution is simple, and has been used by Irishmen for hundreds of years. You drink 12 pints of stout first. This also cures shyness, constipation and a host of other maladies.

iMontoya

Before marriage?

blue note

I've done it twice before getting my pants off. I was a teenager both times. Now the opposite is often the problem, I can go forever before coming, sometimes not even finishing. Especially after drinking heavily or after having sex earlier that day.

Which sounds fine, but the girl seems to take it personally. And I enjoy coming too, so I'd rather I Came easier. It is funny how it's a guy's problem if a guy comes too soon or not at all and also his problem if he can't get the girl to come.

#equality!