Women have a choice

lickme

Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

frozenfrozen

be attractive and don't be unattractive

bear1

Dafuq did I just read?

Digital Solitude

If you weren't such an ugly git you would have an easier time.

And did you or did you not choose which women to approach?

lazeedaisy

Oh god, is the leaving cert really over?

Deranged96

lazeedaisy wrote: »

Oh god, is the leaving cert really over?

No.

PressRun

Cool story.

Big Nasty

Was this like speed dating or something?

Berserker

lazeedaisy wrote: »

Oh god, is the leaving cert really over?

And this is what we are producing after more than ten years of full time education.

Flippyfloppy

You're.......beautiful

The Backwards Man

Tried what?

Challenging them to a game of chess?
Impressing them with your knowledge of the social injustices endemic to Nicaragua?
Debating the pros and cons of geothermal heating systems?

Or stumbled into them with a vodka and red bull in your hand and mumbled something incoherent and borderline obscene with your 'wingman' by your side?

I stopped going to clubs when I would regularly see two or more guys grinding up against the same girl like a horny bunch of bees. Have some f*cking class.

Medusa22

I always find it such a massive turn on when a guy approaches me after already getting knocked back by 20 other girls, that always makes me find his perseverance extremely attractive :rolleyes:

kneemos

lickme wrote: »

Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

What I get from this is you're not easily disheartened.



Or drunk.

Gran Hermano

Big Nasty wrote: »

Was this like speed dating or something?

Sounds more like Wesley. Roll on September.

theteal

Don't ever change, OP!

Ruu

Going up and saying 'my name is lickme' probably was the problem.

Reminds me of the OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz4XIldOb2E

Gwynplaine

Going around plaguing women all night.
A proper idiot.

Son Of A Vidic

OP, when Mammy and Daddy find out you've joined Boards.ie, you'll be grounded for the month.

lickme

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP, when Mammy and Daddy find out you've joined Boards.ie, you'll be grounded for the month.

Maybe the people who have replied here haven't been in a night club in the last ten years? Do ye find it easy to pull? And I'm 27 by the way. I eventually do pill a gal at least once a weekend but definitely every two weeks.

ngcxt6

ooh the poor mens
misandry at its height me thinks

thanks feminism!11

lickme

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Going around plaguing women all night.
A proper idiot.

And i take it ur single? Could Bet My House On It. Obviously don't know what the current night life is like !

The Backwards Man

lickme wrote: »

Maybe the people who have replied here haven't been in a night club in the last ten years? Do ye find it easy to pull? And I'm 27 by the way. I eventually do pill a gal at least once a weekend but definitely every two weeks.

Do you dazzle them with your grasp of mathematics?:p

Penny Tration

lickme wrote: »

Maybe the people who have replied here haven't been in a night club in the last ten years? Do ye find it easy to pull? And I'm 27 by the way. I eventually do pill a gal at least once a weekend but definitely every two weeks.

I'm younger than you, and was last in a club a few months ago. I still think you're acting like a horny 12 year old.

You 'pill' a 'gal' at least once a weekend. And definitely every two weeks?

What? Can you say that in English please?

lickme

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

I'm younger than you, and was last in a club a few months ago. I still think you're acting like a horny 12 year old.

You 'pill' a 'gal' at least once a weekend. And definitely every two weeks?

What? Can you say that in English please?

Few months ago nuff said. Did you pull?

If you have to work hard to pull in a club then you're doing something wrong.

Eutow

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

I'm younger than you, and was last in a club a few months ago. I still think you're acting like a horny 12 year old.

You 'pill' a 'gal' at least once a weekend. And definitely every two weeks?

What? Can you say that in English please?

A mix of rohypnol and sex panther.

lickme

Eutow wrote: »

A mix of rohypnol and sex panther.

Alf Stewart!

Penny Tration

lickme wrote: »

Few months ago nuff said. Did you pull?

What do you mean by 'nuff said?' Because I don't bother paying a fortune to get drunk and listen to sh!t music?

No, I didn't pull, because I'm in a relationship.

Jenny Thalia

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

What do you mean by 'nuff said?' Because I don't bother paying a fortune to get drunk and listen to sh!t music?

.

like omg ur so not cool

Penny Tration

lickme wrote: »

And i take it ur single? Could Bet My House On It. Obviously don't know what the current night life is like !

Christ almighty.

Maybe once you hit thirty, you'll cop on.

Penny Tration

bluewolf wrote: »

like omg ur so not cool

My mam says I'm cool!

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

like omg ur so not cool

I'm kewl though, I swear.

the evasion_kid

lickme wrote: »

Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

What amazes me is that it took you 27 years to figure that out

Yakult

If you honestly tried 30 women, then you just smell of desperation, which is off putting to most girls.

They can sense that ****.

Women have a choice, but can never make up their minds :rolleyes:

The Moldy Gowl

lickme wrote: »

Few months ago nuff said. Did you pull?

You give out saying she is single but you are the desperate one going out approaching 50 girls. What a waste of time.

You're that annoying friend that ditches the group the second you get in anyway to go creep on girls and then call them all gowls.

catallus

Don't mind them OP! You can pull all you want!

Samaris

catallus wrote: »

Don't mind them OP! You can pull all you want!

Well...he can try?

Penny Tration

Tbh if the op has to try that many women just to get laid, he's probably extremely ugly.

catallus

Samaris wrote: »

Well...he can try?

He said he got the shift! You didn't even read his post. :mad:

Are you just trying to put him down to look cool?

lazybones32

lickme wrote: »

Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

Any male over the age of 17 knows that women have the option of refusal to a greater degree than men in a nightclub.

Or were you just looking to tell people that you got the shift last night?

Either way, your post doesn't deserve some of the arseholey comments that are being being directed toward you....

PucaMama

Nothing is a bigger turn off than hearing a grown man use the term lads.

beertons

lickme wrote: »

got the stinky fingers

I lol'd

Topper Harley

You're a classy sleazy man, OP. I'm surprised that at 27 you haven't matured beyond the point where every week you go out with the sole intention of pulling and will stop at nothing to succeed. In fact, where will you stop?

Do you ever not pull and yet still have a good time, whether it's with your mates or some girl who was happy to flirt and no more?

lickme wrote: »

Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

What does the first sentence of this quote mean?

And did you conduct a survey or something to establish that this happens with about 100 lads other lads?

G_R

lickme wrote: »

Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

Charming

bear1 wrote: »

Dafuq did I just read?

This, tbh.

Thread closed - not gonna end well for anyone involved.