Events that changed your life forever!

Fat Christy

As I was sitting here sipping my hot chocolate, willing myself to do some work, I remembered a traumatising event in my life that changed me as a person. Many moons ago, I used to get my moustache waxed on a regular basis. It was all the rage back then. I never had a problem with the whole waxing process, a bit sore, but you half expect that. What I didn't expect is to have my moles plucked without my permission.

While I was getting the ol' moustache waxed, the nice lady kindly asked me if I would like my my monobrow tamed. I don't usually get it done but I said, 'Go then shure, just sort out the middle bit so it doesn't look like a caterpillar on my face'. That was all fine and dandy but next thing I know, she's viciously ripping out my 3 mole hairs. By the time I realised what was happening the damage had been done.

I was freaking out. I couldn't believe she had done that. I'm not usually one for the melodrama so I tried to contain myself as best I could. I paid her minus the usual tipp and ran home to scream into my pillow for an hour. I tried to console myself with the fact that my mole hair would eventually grow back.

To this day, I still have no mole hair. The 3 big black hairs never appeared again. My mole could be mistaken for a large freckle these days. 3 hairs ripped from my mole, 3 hairs that never returned.

Sheep Lover

I plucked an ingrown hair out of the crack of my hole the other day, should I have noted this feat of greatness in my diary?

Fat Christy

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I plucked an ingrown hair out of the crack of my hole the other day, should I have noted this feat of greatness in my diary?

I was very attached to those mole hairs, please don't make fun of me! :mad:

I had dodged many a pluckers up to that point in my life, only to have them removed by someone I barely even knew. It's not right.

Menas

Sorry to hear that Fat Christie. Reading your post has changed my life forever.

The Backwards Man

One Christmas night I put on my Daffy Duck tie and my most colourful shirt and went to a house party and had an awful mad cocktail of drink and drugs. Staggering home in the morning I fell in a shuck and couldn't get out, had to lie there until morning I was that drunk.

Haven't worn a novelty cravat since.

The_Valeyard

Born into this world was a major change.

silverfeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

One Christmas night I put on my Daffy Duck tie and my most colourful shirt and went to a house party and had an awful mad cocktail of drink and drugs. Staggering home in the morning I fell in a shuck and couldn't get out, had to lie there until morning I was that drunk.

Haven't worn a novelty cravat since.

Do you still have the tie?

Fat Christy

Whisky Mac wrote: »

Sorry to hear that Fat Christie. Reading your post has changed my life forever.

Thank you, really appreciate that. I didn't mean to upset anyone with my story. You have to look on the positive side, eh? One of these days, a little blackie might sprout. I need to keep the faith.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

One Christmas night I put on my Daffy Duck tie and my most colourful shirt and went to a house party and had an awful mad cocktail of drink and drugs. Staggering home in the morning I fell in a shuck and couldn't get out, had to lie there until morning I was that drunk.

Haven't worn a novelty cravat since.

Oh my god! I hope you returned that tie to whatever establishment you bought it from!

osarusan

Watching Armageddon in the cinema. It inspired me.

I came to realise that, if something so unbelievably woefully shyte can be successful, then truly, anything is possible.

mad muffin

The day I ate liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

mikom

Baby.
A serious shake up in your life.
A nice shake up, but by god you better be ready for it.

silverfeather

Fat Christy wrote: »

As I was sitting here sipping my hot chocolate, willing myself to do some work, I remembered a traumatising event in my life that changed me as a person. Many moons ago, I used to get my moustache waxed on a regular basis. It was all the rage back then. I never had a problem with the whole waxing process, a bit sore, but you half expect that. What I didn't expect is to have my moles plucked without my permission.

While I was getting the ol' moustache waxed, the nice lady kindly asked me if I would like my my monobrow tamed. I don't usually get it done but I said, 'Go then shure, just sort out the middle bit so it doesn't look like a caterpillar on my face'. That was all fine and dandy but next thing I know, she's viciously ripping out my 3 mole hairs. By the time I realised what was happening the damage had been done.

I was freaking out. I couldn't believe she had done that. I'm not usually one for the melodrama so I tried to contain myself as best I could. I paid her minus the usual tipp and ran home to scream into my pillow for an hour. I tried to console myself with the fact that my mole hair would eventually grow back.

To this day, I still have no mole hair. The 3 big black hairs never appeared again. My mole could be mistaken for a large freckle these days. 3 hairs ripped from my mole, 3 hairs that never returned.

I'm still confused as to whether you are a guy or a girl.

Anyway , it's STILL a mole Christie. You have a mole it's yours. They can't take it away from you. Not unless it has to be removed by a doctor.

The Moldy Gowl

Mole hairs are disgusting anyway.

Used to work with a guy who had a big enough mike on his hand with a load of hairs protruding from it and he shaved it every so often. Made me sick.

silverfeather

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Mole hairs are disgusting anyway.

Used to work with a guy who had a big enough mike on his hand with a load of hairs protruding from it and he shaved it every so often. Made me sick.

I have a couple of moles not on my face, one on my neck and a few other places. Only one on my leg grows hair sometimes but they fall out before they are long. None of the rest do you can't really see. I can't believe I am telling people this on a public forum! May delete. I am stupid!

Fat Christy

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Mole hairs are disgusting anyway.

Used to work with a guy who had a big enough mike on his hand with a load of hairs protruding from it and he shaved it every so often. Made me sick.

How dare you!! GET OUT!! :mad:

Fat Christy

silverfeather wrote: »

I'm still confused as to whether you are a guy or a girl.

Anyway , it's STILL a mole Christie. You have a mole it's yours. They can't take it away from you. Not unless it has to be removed by a doctor.

Yeah, well, I don't have my 3 black hairs so it means nothing to me. I may as well have no mole.

Also I'm sick of people alluding to my gender! I'll be whatever I want to be on any given day. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

The Moldy Gowl

silverfeather wrote: »

I have a couple of moles not on my face, one on my neck and a few other places. Only one on my leg grows hair sometimes but they fall out before they are long. None of the rest do you can't really see. I can't believe I am telling people this on a public forum! May delete. I am stupid!

Responding just to save it. May as well just post pictures so fat Christy can have a lady **** to it

The Moldy Gowl

Fat Christy wrote: »

How dare you!! GET OUT!! :mad:

I'll never leave. I'm here to mole shame you

Fat Christy

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I'll never leave. I'm here to mole shame you

But I don't feel any shame....just sadness, overwhelming sadness.

silverfeather

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Responding just to save it. May as well just post pictures so fat Christy can have a lady **** to it

Just checked it currently has three hairs. On my thigh on my left leg. I don't have hair there except for the mole so I don't shave. The mole has two hairs growing on one side and one other hair growing on the other side on it's own. They will fall out in a while.

silverfeather

I just plucked them. I like my moles I have one on my throat. It means you are a good singer.

doolox

These are known as an epiphany apparently.

I can recall a few.

Closure of my first place of work.

Starting in my second place of work.

Getting married.

The birth of my daughter.

Leaving my second place of work.

Losing my job at my third place of work.

Being diagnosed with Aspergers syndrome at 52 yrs of age after a lifetime of struggle with "normal" people.....

Dumping all my notes etc. for all technical/ Electronic stuff etc... I had done in the last 30 years and deciding NEVER to do technical stuff anymore.

scdublin

The first time I got my eyebrows tinted. Who knew what a difference it makes....I sure didn't. I also got them threaded that time and bejaysus the pain and amount of hair that was falling around me. Was actually a bit traumatizing.

Tony Beetroot

Taking a ride in a tractor.

walkingshadow

That time Gary Glitter took me "backstage".

maxwell smart

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Mole hairs are disgusting anyway.

Used to work with a guy who had a big enough mike on his hand with a load of hairs protruding from it and he shaved it every so often. Made me sick.

Why did it make you sick, did he force you to watch him doing it?