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Robbing a bank

  • 01-06-2015 2:34pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭


    Why does no one rob banks anymore?
    Is it those pesky time locked security doors?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    They do. But it's an inside job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    I read somewhere that the average successful bank robbery nets around $10,000 in the US.

    Hardly seems worth the risk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Laoislion8383


    Tiger kidnappings saves ever having to enter the back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Bastards have that many handling charges these days you'd be out money on robbing them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Laoislion8383


    It could be that the whor@s are broke and nothing to rob :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Brego888 wrote: »
    Why does no one rob banks anymore?
    Is it those pesky time locked security doors?

    yeah.

    I find post offices are easier to rob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    They do ..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    its those stupid ****ing maze you have to use to enter, a couple of people died in them last week, couldn't find their way out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Brego888 wrote: »
    Why does no one rob banks anymore?
    Is it those pesky time locked security doors?

    There was a big bank job in London not too long ago. They drilled through a really thick wall and raided the safety deposit boxes. It was on a weekend so no one in the bank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Electronic transfers are how its done now in the west for the most part.

    Good old fashioned blags are rare now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    If they went up to the counter they'd probably get directed to the self service area in the corner.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    "Give a man a gun he will rob a bank, give a man a bank and he will rob the world."

    --unknown


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    There was a big bank job in London not too long ago. They drilled through a really thick wall and raided the safety deposit boxes. It was on a weekend so no one in the bank.

    Hatton Garden was not a bank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    More money in drugs and less risky


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭Juan8


    More money in drugs and less risky

    Beat me to it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    In Soviet Russia Ireland, banks rob you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I didn't want the hassle of filling in the forms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Hatton Garden was not a bank

    Yes suppose it wasn't but some banks offer the same service with safety deposit boxes. Estimated 200 million taken ; )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Taxburden carrier


    More money in drugs and less risky

    Yeah, no chance of injury or death in the drugs racket :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Chloris


    There was a big bank job in London not too long ago. They drilled through a really thick wall and raided the safety deposit boxes. It was on a weekend so no one in the bank.
    Easter weekend, haha!
    Hatton Garden was not a bank
    Safety deposit boxes with diamonds, wasn't it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    More money in drugs and less risky

    More money in BlackMarket Cigarettes than Drugs or Banks and even less risk ...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    More money in BlackMarket Cigarettes than Drugs or Banks and even less risk ...........


    A good job even better...zero risk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Bank robbers never moved with the times, all to do with computers these days and they have no training in that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    If GTA V has thought me anything its that with a helicopter and a couple of juggernaut suits, I can rob any bank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    kneemos wrote: »
    If they went up to the counter they'd probably get directed to the self service area in the corner.

    Yep, or told there is no counter service on the day you choose to rob the place and advised to come back on 'Tuesday or Thursday between 10am and 12pm .....

    Mind you, the local garda station closed down a year ago, and the next nearest one is nearly 10miles away so if you DID rob the bank, you'd be well gone by the time the Gardai got there.....









    ***ATTENTION CRIMINALS***:
    Will tell you the location in return for a small share of the profits. PM me lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Esroh


    As kids we always wondered why our banks and post office we never robbed. Post office and 2 banks were beside each other. Oneway traffic system so one badly parkedvan would stop traffic and give you a clean getaway. Everytime the Army/gardai escorted the Cash pick up they were actually showing how it could be done .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Esroh wrote: »
    As kids we always wondered why our banks and post office we never robbed. Post office and 2 banks were beside each other. Oneway traffic system so one badly parkedvan would stop traffic and give you a clean getaway. Everytime the Army/gardai escorted the Cash pick up they were actually showing how it could be done .

    Bank done here years ago,one of them blocked the road with a pretend breakdown.
    Planning is everything.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    kneemos wrote: »
    Bank done here years ago,one of them blocked the road with a pretend breakdown.
    Planning is everything.

    "chance favours the prepared mind" louis pasteur


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Brego888 wrote: »
    it those pesky time locked security doors?

    yeah man its desperate. Slim pickings.Lot of folk are getting into timeshares again.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 FreaksAndGeeks


    They're too busy robbing us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭Brego888


    More money in drugs and less risky

    But surely the thrill of a good bank robbery would trump the drug dealing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭ComfortKid


    It's the banks that do the robbing these days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭RedemptionZ


    Around the time of John Gilligan is where those high profile robberies stopped taking place in Ireland and the drug industry began to take over. Though interestingly as he grew up around a different breed of criminals he was traditionally more fond of robberies. But money talks and ultimately he began to see it was the way forward, in economic terms.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    That recent uk heist of the safety deposit place was some bit of precise drilling

    Can someone get a few pics on the www

    I'm on a slow connection Iphone

    The concrete wall was at least two meters thick

    The buzz must have been amazing when they got in.
    Imagine the adrenaline rush !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    worded wrote: »
    That recent uk heist of the safety deposit place was some bit of precise drilling

    Can someone get a few pics on the www

    I'm on a slow connection Iphone

    The concrete wall was at least two meters thick

    The buzz must have been amazing when they got in.
    Imagine the adrenaline rush !

    I'd imagine the adrenaline rush was the same as when they got arrested for it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭greeno




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    greeno wrote: »

    Hmmmm not that many people getting away with the old bank robbing......


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