What the actual fcuk

Specialun

Some dirty horrible khunt has dumped a used,broken,sh!tty child seat next to my house

I live in an estate...its divided into squares...both my bins are at the side of the house in front of a locked gate to the back of my house

What will i do with it and how to i get rid or find out who did it

I was thinking of just fcuking it into the middle of the green

TheChizler

Take some advice from the net curtain thread, some baking soda and lemon juice and that seat will be as good as new.

PandaPoo

Ah the birds will eat it.

Kevwoody

Just be thankful the child isn't still in it

silverfeather

TheChizler wrote: »

Take some advice from the net curtain thread, some baking soda and lemon juice and that seat will be as good as new.

Some weird threads for very ordinary strangeness.............

fleet_admiral

Throw it up on donedeal

Pumpkinseeds

Some people really are filth.

Rubecula

If it is cleaned up it would be a good place to sit out in the sun and watch the local wildlife, although near the bins will only provide views of flies I would think.

Eircom_Sucks

sorry my bad 😜

RayM

At what point did people start adding the word "actual" into "what the fuck"?

And why?

Specialun

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Throw it up on donedeal

Will i include the sh!t the child left on it or will that be a seperate ad

mad muffin

Just plant a pirate flag in it and sail the seven seas.

fleet_admiral

Specialun wrote: »

Will i include the sh!t the child left on it or will that be a seperate ad

Include it, call it rustic

Rubecula

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Include it, call it rustic

or septic

fussyonion

Varnish it and use it as a pretty planter for your geraniums.

catallus

Specialun wrote: »

Will i include the sh!t the child left on it or will that be a seperate ad

Hahahahhahahahhaha

This has brightened up my day considerably

PandaPoo

Put up a pic!!

Specialun

PandaPoo wrote: »

Put up a pic!!

Should i ask why

fleet_admiral

Specialun wrote: »

Should i ask why

Pandapoo may be German?

PandaPoo

Specialun wrote: »

Should i ask why

I might want it...! I just want to see how gross it is

ScumLord

Does your house look like a tip? Maybe give the place a bit of a clean and people will stop dumping stuff, it could be an honest mistake.

blueser

Specialun wrote: »

Will i include the sh!t the child left on it or will that be a seperate ad

More than enough sh1t on Donedeal as it is.

Slunk

Put a lock on it and in sure someone will have a go at taking it. Problem solved

Generic Dreadhead

Specialun wrote: »

Will i include the sh!t the child left on it or will that be a seperate ad

Trade for anything in my ads?

Specialun

ScumLord wrote: »

Does your house look like a tip? Maybe give the place a bit of a clean and people will stop dumping stuff, it could be an honest mistake.

Nope. The mrs will have you (not in a good way) for this outburst

Specialun

Specialun wrote: »

how to i get rid or find out who did it

Finding out is easy.

Smell the seat and then go around smelling all the local kids.

blinding

You couldn't give a wash could you.

I'll collect it when I am ready !

marmurr1916

Specialun wrote: »

Will i include the sh!t the child left on it or will that be a seperate ad

Separate obviously. D'uh.

ScumLord

Specialun wrote: »

Nope. The mrs will have you (not in a good way) for this outburst

I started running as soon as I posted it. I'm already on a plane to an undisclosed south American country.

Autonomous Cowherd

DNA test the poo and every local infant. Job done.

Justjens

Nothing new about that sort of thing around here, someone cleared all the toys out of a creche and fecked them over my ditch, although no seats.

Found plenty of bags, but the most interesting one contained a plate of half eaten spuds along with the knife and fork, even the mug of tea! Lazy bastards couldn't be ****ed to do some washing up but can drive out into the sticks to dump it.

silverfeather

RayM wrote: »

At what point did people start adding the word "actual" into "what the fuck"?

And why?

I couldn't give a notional ****.:)

DoYouEvenLift

Sh!t in it yourself and then pass it onto your neighbours yard so they can do the same until eventually the entire estate has shared in this bonding experience and end it in a bonfire in the middle of the green

Streetwalker

We have a few scummer families around here who throw their stuff in bushes or the field, utter filth bags. Their kids are always the ones who throw their empty cans of coke and crisp packets on the ground on the way home from the shop. The apple never falls far from the tree with these animals.