A strange thing...

sellanra

Something weird happened us this weekend.

We were out drinking after work on Friday, and later 2 of us got dragged into temple bar. When we walked into the place this blonde woman comes over and is all over us. Shes singles me out and is just staring vacantly with this weird grin. I'm freaked out by the whole thing and walk outside. I then come back in, and she's wandering around doing the same thing to other men. Meanwhile her man friend is just standing there watching.

So she come back to us again, and is getting all hot and heavy. The night finishes up were standing outside having a smoke. She comes up to me and starts tying this weird looking ligature thing, and wraps it around my neck. My friend pulls it off me. We're kinda bemused at this point, and start wandering away. Then she changes the knot and wraps it around my neck again - all the while with the same stupid grin. I've had enough at this point so I pull it off and hold her hands at her side and say I'm getting the guards. Then her little man friend comes up and give me a very (watery) punch on the cheek. I let go and they then both take off like they've been rumbled.

They didn't seem interested in money at all, the only they seemed interested in was getting me (and only) to back with them.

So now I'm wondering wtf happened?

Canis Lupus

sellanra wrote: »

Something weird happened us this weekend.

We were out drinking after work on Friday, and later 2 of us got dragged into temple bar. When we walked into the place this blonde woman comes over and is all over us. Shes singles me out and is just staring vacantly with this weird grin. I'm freaked out by the whole thing and walk outside. I then come back in, and she's wandering around doing the same thing to other men. Meanwhile her man friend is just standing there watching.

So she come back to us again, and is getting all hot and heavy. The night finishes up were standing outside having a smoke. She comes up to me and starts tying this weird looking ligature thing, and wraps it around my neck. My friend pulls it off me. We're kinda bemused at this point, and start wandering away. Then she changes the knot and wraps it around my neck again - all the while with the same stupid grin. I've had enough at this point so I pull it off and hold her hands at her side and say I'm getting the guards. Then her little man friend comes up and give me a very (watery) punch on the cheek. I let go and they then both take off like they've been rumbled.

They didn't seem interested in money at all, the only they seemed interested in was getting me (and only) to back with them.

So now I'm wondering wtf happened?

I'm glad you took the time to create an account to tell us this story. They probably needed you for some chaturbate streaming.

sellanra

sellanra wrote: »

Something weird happened us this weekend.

We were out drinking after work on Friday, and later 2 of us got dragged into temple bar. When we walked into the place this blonde woman comes over and is all over us. Shes singles me out and is just staring vacantly with this weird grin. I'm freaked out by the whole thing and walk outside. I then come back in, and she's wandering around doing the same thing to other men. Meanwhile her man friend is just standing there watching.

So she come back to us again, and is getting all hot and heavy. The night finishes up were standing outside having a smoke. She comes up to me and starts tying this weird looking ligature thing, and wraps it around my neck. My friend pulls it off me. We're kinda bemused at this point, and start wandering away. Then she changes the knot and wraps it around my neck again - all the while with the same stupid grin. I've had enough at this point so I pull it off and hold her hands at her side and say I'm getting the guards. Then her little man friend comes up and give me a very (watery) punch on the cheek. I let go and they then both take off like they've been rumbled.

They didn't seem interested in money at all, the only they seemed interested in was getting me (and only) to back with them.

So now I'm wondering wtf happened?

Everyone had too much to drink and now have vague recollections of the night beforehand. Are you sure you werent dreaming?

Fleawuss

Cannibals obviously. Lucky escape.

BBDBB

Kidney farming

Fleawuss

Fleawuss wrote: »

Cannibals obviously. Lucky escape.

Fava beans and a bottle of kiante.

Slippin Jimmy

Watery punch?

jungleman

you came home drunk and did the ol' "hang the belt off the doorknob and ****" trick. we've all done it OP, it's okay.

osarusan

You nearly became a slave for 12 years. Lucky escape.

Bongalongherb

They could have been twisted strange cannibals that wanted to get you home with them to cook you. There's some weird folk out there.

Luckily for you I they missed the opportunity. Human stew sounds appealing terrible.

sellanra

It was pint #4 when this went down, so we were all still with it. I knew something didn't add up as she was far too hot to be going near any of us. Said she was finnish but that could be bs. Seemed to be wearing some kind of sailing jacket.

Totally creeped out by the whole fiasco to be honest. I dread to think what would have went down if I went back with them. Should have listened to my initial instinct and stayed away - impressive knot skills though.

Bongalongherb

sellanra wrote: »

It was pint #4 when this went down, so we were all still with it. I knew something didn't add up as she was far too hot to be going near any of us. Said she was finnish but that could be bs. Seemed to be wearing some kind of sailing jacket.

Totally creeped out by the whole fiasco to be honest. I dread to think what would have went down if I went back with them. Should have listened to my initial instinct and stayed away - impressive knot skills though.

Quite possibly she was on something, a happy drug of some kind ? it would explain the strange grin and touching you, possibly ecstasy.

Or maybe that was her fella and was into watching her have sex with another man, there's a lot of them out there.

Fleawuss

sellanra wrote: »

It was pint #4 when this went down, so we were all still with it. I knew something didn't add up as she was far too hot to be going near any of us. Said she was finnish but that could be bs. Seemed to be wearing some kind of sailing jacket.

Totally creeped out by the whole fiasco to be honest. I dread to think what would have went down if I went back with them. Should have listened to my initial instinct and stayed away - impressive knot skills though.

Good clues OP. Sailing jacket, knot skills, watery punch...Pirates of the Caribbean!

Ficheall

Isn't that how Nathan Fillian ended up married to the stunning Christina Hendricks in Firefly?

fussyonion

Catherine Nevin.

cloud493

Thats Dublin for you.

DrGreenthumb

Very intresting story,


Knot

Panthro

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

Very intresting story,


Knot

Haha you're hilarious!
Ah no seriously,
I'm a frayed knot.

Reiver

Stick it in this thread OP

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056831498

Watch your back next time you're out just in case they don't take being jilted well. Glad you're ok.

silverfeather

It was me!

I was there with my bro..... the dane...he is a little hamletesque..he had just arrived ...

What can I say....

watch yo business!

And no I don't go around picking up random men sorry to disappoint you. I am actually a nice person.

Sincerely hope you enjoyed your night, if you actually got out.

silverfeather

Reiver wrote: »

Stick it in this thread OP

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056831498

Watch your back next time you're out just in case they don't take being jilted well. Glad you're ok.

Don't worry I have a deep genuine respect for people's choices.


And I am a terribly good sport.;) Have a lovely week xx

silverfeather

sellanra wrote: »

impressive knot skills though.

Thank you.:)

blatantrereg

Slippin Jimmy wrote: »

Watery punch?

A fluid motion

It was me!

but why did you keep trying to tie things around people's necks?

SEPT 23 1989

Out of her box on the aul ecstasys?

harry Bailey esq

They were most likely trying to dip you op,eastern Europeans I'm guessing? Worked on a few doors in town and seen similar a few times. Don't let that ruin a good story though, cannabal rapists all the way...

silverfeather

blatantrereg wrote: »

A fluid motion



but why did you keep trying to tie things around people's necks?

Some people twist things. Truthy things.

silverfeather

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Out of her box on the aul ecstasys?

Boxes are not for people they are for things.