Has my milk gone bad?

Sinfonia

It smells fine, the best before date is May 23rd, but when I poured it a lil' lump or two came out...
I don't want to throw my coffee away.

no.panic neva.panic

It's called cream..

Timberrrrrrrr

Sinfonia wrote: »

It smells fine, the best before date is May 23rd, but when I poured it a lil' lump or two came out...
I don't want to throw my coffee away.

If you need to ask that question I think you need to move back in with Mammy for a few more years.

frozenfrozen

bit late for coffee

Sinfonia

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

If you need to ask that question I think you need to move back in with Mammy for a few more years.

I have other skills!

frozenfrozen wrote: »

bit late for coffee

Not where I am.

Custardpi

Did you perhaps put the milk in the freezer by mistake? The lumps could be ice.

frozenfrozen

Sinfonia wrote: »

Not where I am.

if it's two or three days ago where you are then the milk should be still good

_Brian

It's just a little bit of milk around the spout that dried and loosened when you opened the lid again. Fell in your coffee.

Mint Aero

God help these townies

Happyman42

First world problems :rolleyes:

statto25

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/31244482.jpg

KeshFM93

Pour it through a sieve to de-lump, it'll be grand.

blue5000

Sinfonia wrote: »

I have other skills!

Not where I am.

Are you lactating? I reckon it's still ok

The Backwards Man

I would throw it out to be honest, nothing turns my stomach like milk on the turn. Retching just thinking about it

catallus

Maybe the milk is from the future. Ask it questions, OP!

kneemos

"Gone off"I think is the expression.
"Gone bad"suggests it's cruising the streets looking for trouble.

PizzamanIRL

It's a calf fetus.

MistyCheese

Could be. Has it tried to invade Poland, by any chance?

moc moc a moc

Best Before dates are merely an estimate. Trust your nose and taste buds.

waffleman

Rick James says yes

https://youtu.be/_JN2Hz5JFyo

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Yours won't, OP.

Have you considered that maybe you've gone bad

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

Have you considered that maybe you've gone bad

Because it's bad, it's bad. You know it.

Boom_Bap

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a1/a1d6a0af56ff04305cbacbb2110b1699cbd1e40991d392d68702926007b58350.jpg

Milk was a bad choice

biko

Strain it through toilet paper, be grand.

Sinfonia

bluewolf wrote: »

Have you considered that maybe you've gone bad

Hmmm. I am pretty lumpy.

dirtyden

Well your coffee is probably cold now anyhow.

DrGreenthumb

Sinfonia wrote: »

It smells fine, the best before date is May 23rd, but when I poured it a lil' lump or two came out...
I don't want to throw my coffee away.

If you're a religious person this is a question you should ask your pastor

Letree

Can milk that has gone off kill you? That is the question.

Aongus Von Bismarck

Taking milk in your coffee might be OK if your idea of good coffee is a mug of Maxwell House Mild Blend. I'd never destroy a good cup of freshly-ground single estate coffee by adding milk to it.

Earthhorse

Sinfonia

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Taking milk in your coffee might be OK if your idea of good coffee is a mug of Maxwell House Mild Blend. I'd never destroy a good cup of freshly-ground single estate coffee by adding milk to it.

Fine, but that's got nothing to do with the thread.

Not that it's any of your business, but I had poured the aforementioned milk into my steaming pitcher, thereafter creating a perfect microfoam with some additional froth to be added to my shot of locally-roasted espresso (dialed in, ground, dosed and distributed into my VST 15g basket) which poured in a beautiful, single, tiger-striped strand from the centre of my naked portafilter.

Forgive me for - in the Italian tradition - starting my day with a cappuccino.

Frito

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

If you're a religious person this is a question you should ask your pastor

OP could ask for a blessing and get the milk pastor-ised.

Sinfonia

Sinfonia wrote: »

Fine, but that's got nothing to do with the thread.

Not that it's any of your business, but I had poured the aforementioned milk into my steaming pitcher, thereafter creating a perfect microfoam with some additional froth to be added to my shot of locally-roasted espresso (dialed in, ground, dosed and distributed into my VST 15g basket) which poured in a beautiful, single, tiger-striped strand from the centre of my naked portafilter.

Forgive me for - in the Italian tradition - starting my day with a cappuccino.

A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!!

Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!


Time to lay off the painkillers, I think.

Eutow

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Taking milk in your coffee might be OK if your idea of good coffee is a mug of Maxwell House Mild Blend. I'd never destroy a good cup of freshly-ground single estate coffee by adding milk to it.

I knew the Von would have something to say and he didn't disappoint. Although to be fair, I don't take milk in my coffee either, so I agree :eek:

lulu1

OP you are taking your life in your hands by even thinking of drinking that milk.

Dont do it

For the love of god Jes** Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey dont do it

But then again my mother used to say clean meat never fattened a pig so away you go drink up

Wont do you a bit of harm