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The Deep Blue Sea

  • 14-05-2015 12:26pm
    #1
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭


    For €50,000, would you be willing to thread water (with the aid of a flotation device) for 24 hours in the middle of the ocean, hundreds of miles from any land? You would be picked up and dropped off obviously, but have to remain there alone for 24 hours.

    I wouldn't. The thoughts of being there, alone in pitch darkness is fxcking terrifying.


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  • #2
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    no



    keep your money to buy your porn.


  • #3
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    silverfeather wrote: »
    no



    keep your money to buy your porn.

    The internet is full of free porn, but thanks for the advice.


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    If by flotation device you mean luxury yacht then yes, yes I would.


  • #5
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Not a bother once I had certainty that they could find me again at the end of the 24hours


  • #6
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    PM me nudes wrote: »
    The internet is full of free porn, but thanks for the advice.

    The name threw me.


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  • #7
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    How do you sew with water?


  • #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Only if I had shark repellent bat-spray.



  • #9
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Could you be more pacific?


  • #10
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,710 ✭✭✭Corvo


    I'd do a lot worse for €50,000...


  • #11
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    PM me nudes wrote: »
    I wouldn't. The thoughts of being there, alone in pitch darkness is fxcking terrifying.

    For 50 grand I'd put up with being terrified for 24 hours. #
    Eaten by a shark - not so much. So count me out


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  • #12
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,799 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    jayses you'd be fierce wrinkley after 24 hours...


  • #13
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    You'd come out looking like a 90 year old's ballsack


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    PM me nudes wrote: »
    You'd come out looking like a 90 year old's ballsack

    Dead?


  • #15
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,876 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    What size needle would I have to thread the water through?


  • #16
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    McGaggs wrote: »
    What size needle would I have to thread the water through?

    Bit late to the party there mate. The "joke" has already been made :)


  • #17
    Mr.Plough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    So people are more afraid of sharks and the dark then actually freezing to death, which would almost be a certainty.

    Do it if I had a woolly jumper on


  • #18
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Mr.Plough wrote: »
    So people are more afraid of sharks and the dark then actually freezing to death, which would almost be a certainty.
    Well, a floatation device has been deemed allowable so presumably a dry-suit wouldn't be breaking the rules either?


  • #19
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Mr.Plough wrote: »
    So people are more afraid of sharks and the dark then actually freezing to death, which would almost be a certainty.

    Do it if I had a woolly jumper on

    Hmm :pac:


  • #20
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    PM ME nudes


  • #21
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    biko wrote: »
    PM ME nudes

    Yet to receive any. I'm very disappointed.
    Maybe I'll make my way to the Ladies Lounge.


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  • #22
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,876 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    PM me nudes wrote: »
    Bit late to the party there mate. The "joke" has already been made :)

    Managed to miss Guy:Incognito's post somehow.


  • #23
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    My worst nightmare. I'd go insane within the hour. Just thinking about it is terrifying.


  • #24
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I've been in a flotation tank before which isn't the same but if you knew there was a time limit I don't see why you couldn't do it.


  • #25
    Lollipops23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    I'd be terrified of sharks ans whales (they're too damn big to be allowed :( ) so no, probably not. Plus the freezing to death thing.


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Lollipops23 wrote: »
    I'd be terrified of sharks ans whales (they're too damn big to be allowed :( ) so no, probably not. Plus the freezing to death thing.
    Whales are grand, a whale would actually be more shocked than you if it accidentally ate you.


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