Would you give up your boards account for €300?

cloud493

Would you give up your boards account for €300? Under the terms of this, not only would you never ever be able to re-register, you would never be able to visit boards again for any reason, not even to just read threads.

I wouldn't, since €300 isn't that much money, and I've got more out of nearly 5 years worth of entertainment out of this site.

Kovu

Nah, the farming forum would implode :P

Mesrine65

€300...where do I sign?

eternal

Could you not come up with a decent amount of money?

john the one

Nah, I have already saved 100 euro from the steam gifts forum.

Señor Fancy Pants

Nah, I'm being paid to be here.

The Backwards Man

You'd be amazed what I'd do for a fiver.

cloud493

eternal wrote: »

Could you not come up with a decent amount of money?

Get to **** then, 50 euro and a six pack for you.

eternal

cloud493 wrote: »

Get to **** then, 50 euro and a six pack for you.

I've been downgraded

cnocbui

It's yours - cash only please.

dont bother

OF COURSE. sign me up

Asmooh

why not?

RayM

cloud493 wrote: »

Would you give up your boards account for €300? Under the terms of this, not only would you never ever be able to re-register, you would never be able to visit boards again for any reason, not even to just read threads.

I wouldn't, since €300 isn't that much money, and I've got more out of nearly 5 years worth of entertainment out of this site.

Yes, but I'd reregister. You can't stop me. You're not the boss of me.

Dozen Wicked Words

I'd want more, as I have access to the gold plated executive washrooms reserved for Mods.

cloud493

RayM wrote: »

Yes, but I'd reregister. You can't stop me. You're not the boss of me.

Its magical innit. Boards.ie would cease to exist for you.

darkpagandeath

How do you prepose blocking access to viewing this site ?

cloud493

darkpagandeath wrote: »

How do you prepose blocking access to viewing this site ?

Its a magical thing that prevents you from ever accessing the site again, through proxies or even dynamic IP things.

darkpagandeath

cloud493 wrote: »

Its a magical thing that prevents you from ever accessing the site again, through proxies or even dynamic IP things.

Gotch :pac:

LizT

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

I'd want more, as I have access to the gold plated executive washrooms reserved for Mods.

Dude, you're not supposed to tell anyone. Jesus.

Boom_Bap

LizT wrote: »

Dude, you're not supposed to tell anyone. Jesus.

But they are f*cking filthy

Galwayguy35

I'd do it for a lot less than €300.

Boards passes the time but cold hard cash isn't easy to refuse.

Add on another two zeros to the end of that and sure.

Boom_Bap

Deleted User wrote: »

Add on another two zeros to the end of that and sure.

€00300

LizT

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But they are f*cking filthy

Thankfully I have access to the platinum plated CMod ones

recylingbin

My account is worth much more than that. I have the dirt on EVERYONE!!!
The bidding starts at 5gs.

cloud493

recylingbin wrote: »

My account is worth much more than that. I have the dirt on EVERYONE!!!
The bidding starts at 5gs.

5 grams of hot chocolate powder? Sold!

recylingbin

cloud493 wrote: »

5 grams of hot chocolate powder? Sold!

*spits on hand*

boobar

No, I've saved multiples of that through Boards down through the years.

efb

Yes

cloud493

Sure 300 quid is nothing for the years of entertainment and people I've met through boards.

josip

Considering the amount of time I spend on boards, I'd gladly pay you €300 if you could keep me away from it forever.

Wacker The Attacker

If you paid me 300 for all the banned accounts I have it would be a sweet pay day

MistyCheese

Would I get back the €250 I spent opening the account?

Father Ted Crilly

According to the terms, I wouldn't be able to reregister. So, I'd create many many many many many many many many many many many many many more accounts here then give them all away for €300 each.

The Pheasant2

I'd take it; probably because I spend too much time on it anyway!

Sure €50 and a six pack would do the trick tbh!

Buona Fortuna

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

I'd want more, as I have access to the gold plated executive washrooms reserved for Mods.

Ah sure, you'd work your way up again in no time

cloud493

MistyCheese wrote: »

Would I get back the €250 I spent opening the account?

Non refundable deposit.

Dozen Wicked Words

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Ah sure, you'd work your way up again in no time

hahahaha, cheers. Doubt I'd be as lucky again though!

fleet_admiral

Id give it up for a fiver

looksee

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

I'd want more, as I have access to the gold plated executive washrooms reserved for Mods.

Never use them, gold plated taps are so common.

Depraved

Make it €500, and donate it to www.streetchildadvocate.com and I'll give you my account password and never come back. For €600 I'll throw in a massage every week for a month (when I'm back in Ireland). For €700 I'll mow your grass for 6 months. For €1000 I'm prepared to do naughty things. :P

silverfeather

no

silverfeather

Depraved wrote: »

Make it €500, and donate it to

Making a very small donation now....

silverfeather

Confirmation number: *********1847872H

Jesus I hate paypal!

dubscottie

Could prob get more than €300 from some pro russian group or the Iona crowd..

silverfeather

dubscottie wrote: »

Could prob get more than €300 from some pro russian group or the Iona crowd..

But the karma

blatantrereg

Yes. I find this site a massive timesink. And, as suggested by my username, closing your account doesn't work.

Menas

Yup, you could have mine for about a fiver!

5starpool

How did you arrive at the random figure of €300 OP?

To answer the question as stated though, no. Some other sites I could use to distract myself at work are banned and boards isn't, so it's worth much more than €300 for the distraction value alone.

Summer wind

Oh no I'd miss all you beautiful people far far too much.

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

€00300

Eh, I said to the end of it, not at the beginning.

€300.00, of course.