carlow vs leitrim fight to the death

fergus1001

The age old question if the two counties went to war who would win ?

fergus1001

fergus1001 wrote: »

The age old question if the two counties went to war who would win ?

55k Carlow population v 30k Leitrim population so in their own right i suppose Carlow would outnumber Leitrim. There are however other factors such as diaspora and allies to take into consideration.

the evasion_kid

Hopefully carlow

Mickey H

In Leitrim it is customary for every person at the table before dinner to sing a verse of Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills". So, if nothing else, Leitrim might frighten the sh1te out of Carlow.

madmaggie

We are the scallions eaters, so we'd blow them Leitrim lads away!

Mickey H

Mickey H wrote: »

In Leitrim it is customary for every person at the table before dinner to sing a verse of Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills". So, if nothing else, Leitrim might frighten the sh1te out of Carlow.

Leitrim also have Luis Suarez lookalike Emlyn Mulligan who make take a chunk out of many Carlow soldiers

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/garda-gaa-star-cleared-after-botched-arrest-26817829.html

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebwnmt_bDw4

artanevilla

Carlow. Some vicious natives about.

madmaggie

We could ask the Cats next door to batter them with their hurleys. As the powers that be are very keen on merging services in Carlow/Kilkenny, we might well disappear soon.:(

fergus1001

madmaggie wrote:

We could ask the Cats next door to batter them with their hurleys. As the powers that be are very keen on merging services in Carlow/Kilkenny, we might well disappear soon.

I think roscomman and mayo would side with the axis

iDave

Leitrim beat them 1-12 0-06 in the league this year. Pretty comprehensive.

fergus1001

iDave wrote:

Leitrim beat them 1-12 0-06 in the league this year. Pretty comprehensive.

Football is not war

who the fug

fergus1001 wrote: »

Football is not war

Which minor county are you from.

As Leitrim does not exist, then Carlow wins by default

Leitrim of course! Me and my ninja moves will have the war won in no time.

BMJD

My Ma is from Leitrim, feck off Carlow.

RobertKK

Kilkenny would win, we would just annex Carlow while they are off fighting the people from Leitrim :pac:

dan1895

The Carlow lads will have the Leitrim fellas blinded with their Rastafarian GAA jerseys.

racso1975

Easy way to solve it celebrity death match:

Carlow:
Sean o brien, kathryn thomas, saoirse ronan, Richie kavanagh, lisa burke.


Leitrim:
Katherine lynch and paul williams.


Result: Carlow wins by the tank destroying lynch and williams but only after they let them batter the living day lights out of richie kavanagh. All the while thomas, ronan and burke are covered in baby oil and skimpy bikinis for every bodies delight.

racso1975

dan1895 wrote: »

The Carlow lads will have the Leitrim fellas blinded with their Rastafarian GAA jerseys.

New jersey this year........not great but nowhere near as bad

Cee-Jay-Cee

Leitrim would win by default owing to a no show by Carlow who were unable to find Leitrim and just went home again.

keano_afc

Leitrim, on the basis that it actually exists. Carlow is just a rumour parents make up to scare their kids.

GAAman

They destroy each other and Ireland wins :pac:

Miall108

Unless they start breeding like rabbits up there then Leitrim havent a hope plus they still live in the Neolithic Age up there with their stone tools and nomadic tribes whilst the most intelligent of that crowd leave the county altogether for a better life. Carlow Town has the finest of wannabe Dub riff raff to fight them off and of course Sean O Brien who would send the county itself out into the Atlantic with a kick

Skylinehead

Pff, Carlow. Landlocked weaklings. Us Leitrimers have been battered along our 1.6 mile Atlantic coastline for generations, we're well 'ard.

biko

Leitrim is the closest thing we have to the Shire. It's too peaceful to be able to defend itself from the Carlow Orcs.

biko

Leitrim is the closest thing we have to the Shire. It's too peaceful to be able to defend itself from the Carlow orcs.

fergus1001

who the fug wrote:

Which minor county are you from.

Kildare unfortunately

Omackeral

keano_afc wrote: »

Leitrim, on the basis that it actually exists. Carlow is just a rumour parents make up to scare their kids.

I would have thought it was the other way around.

fergus1001

Carlow do have Eddie rockets to supply their armies though


Army group tinryland ordered to take carrig on Shannon at all costs

Ghost Buster

If Leitrim is allowed to play the 'Granny/Grandad' card the way the Irish Soccer team can then they have millions of German, Canadian, Dutch, Uk and Swedish and American artists and crusties to draw from. Carlow is ****ed!!!!

rossie1977

the nordies would come to the defense of their beloved leitrim so there would be only one winner in that situation. roscommon/mayo and sligo would all side with carlow in trying to landgrab their little bit of future territory but would be overwhelmed by the alcohol powered tyrone/fermanagh lads

Leitrim will also have the U.S. marines on side. It's been earmarked for fracking exploration by an American company so the world will be told that Carlow is hoarding WMDs.

Carlow's gonna get nuked!!!

fleet_admiral

I reckon society would win

fergus1001

fleet_admiral wrote:

I reckon society would win

Maby cork would send in a peace keeping mission to the Mullingar heights

For Forks Sake

fergus1001 wrote: »

Football is not war

You've clearly never attended a division 4 game in March.

Leif Johnson

Carlow would win. Leitrim is basically just a rotting carcass on its last legs. One bomb could go off and the whole county would lose.

Super-Rush

We'd smash those inbred Leitrim mucksavages every time.

Adamantium

I would declare a truce and be lifted to tribe leader and cult hero.
We would then hold hands and celebrate to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLvsmho1lGA

Magico Gonzalez

Carlow could spend years trying to find one of the 6 living inhabitants of Leitrim. I call draw.

When the Sun Hits

I went to Carlow before, it is an apocalyptically disgusting place. The locals have no English. They just spout nonsense, consisting largely of guttural noises, gurgling sounds and strange syllables from a forgotten, probably made-up language.

iano.p

Leitrim wouldn't stand a chance. Us carlow folk are pretty sound. But we are like popeye if we have our scallions we turn into beast's. UP THE SCALLION ATERS....

harry Bailey esq

Carlow is full of junkies, Leitrim is full of farmers.In a proper brawl there is only ever gonna be one winner.Clean up your act carlow,theres always next year..

bjork

I'll go with leitrim>. Border county and all that

fergus1001

bjork wrote: »

I'll go with leitrim>. Border county and all that

but carlow could bombard leitrim with sugar beet and drug dealers via catapults

bjork

fergus1001 wrote: »

but carlow could bombard leitrim with sugar beet and drug dealers via catapults

Carlow, Sugar Beet? what is it 2007?



The chances of them hitting anything in Leitrim are slim as targets are few and far between

Just block off the road and deploy guerrilla war tacit on the carlow boys:D

fergus1001

bjork wrote:

Carlow, Sugar Beet? what is it 2007?

The carlow laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa have a secret stash for such an occasion

hairycakes

Don't forget to factor in the hoards of depraved, wanton, debauched hens and stags that flock to the pre-wedding Mecca that is Carrick-on-Shannon every weekend. I hate to say it, being a neighbour of Carlow, but if Leitrim fixed the fight for a weekend and began conscription for every person within their border on that day, I think they would swing it. Running away from the draft would result in lifelong residency in Leitrim. Who wouldn't fight long and hard!!

madmaggie

fergus1001 wrote: »

The carlow laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa have a secret stash for such an occasion

Hoarding it up for the new factory, bit of an ould pong of it now.

fergus1001

madmaggie wrote:

Hoarding it up for the new factory, bit of an ould pong of it now.

The junkies in the town use it as a form of methadone

DEFTLEFTHAND

Carlow are a far superior GAA outfit in both codes.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Carlow are a far superior GAA outfit in both codes.

Well actually maybe not in football these days