Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

CloughCasey1

Bullocks wrote: »

They were fierce fond of my granola yogurt when i opened it up

Far from "granola" you were reared I'd say.

Reggie.

CloughCasey1 wrote: »

Far from "granola" you were reared I'd say.

More like weanling ration

CloughCasey1

Reggie. wrote: »

More like weanling ration

and pulped beet!

Bullocks

I've really moved up in the world since then alright lads . I can actually remember the father telling the mother not to buy any more cereal after he started buying flaked maize for the calves and I think he was half serious too !

frogloch

tanko wrote: »

Maybe an Albatross?:pac:

What ever about the albatross if you look at clip again he just missed an eagle.:eek::D

orm0nd

frogloch wrote: »

What ever about the albatross if you look at clip again he just missed an eagle.:eek::D

no interest in golf,

was in a pub one night with an old guy who in his day was fairly useful with the hurley

news was on the telly & showed a clip of someone putting a hole in 1 in some major tournament

"that was a good stroke" says I to your man
"easy for him" says he "sure there was no one marking him"

whelan2

going to use kovus word . fecking wankshaft of a lorry driver nearly killed me, my kids and my mother today. He was on his phone, drifted over into my lane and there was a car to my left-on motorway-. Not often my mother uses bad language but this was a close one

KatW4

whelan2 wrote:

going to use kovus word . fecking wankshaft of a lorry driver nearly killed me, my kids and my mother today. He was on his phone, drifted over into my lane and there was a car to my left-on motorway-. Not often my mother uses bad language but this was a close one

Hope you're all okay!

whelan2

KatW4 wrote: »

Hope you're all okay!

just got a fright . How easy accidents happen.

Kevhog1988

whelan2 wrote: »

going to use kovus word . fecking wankshaft of a lorry driver nearly killed me, my kids and my mother today. He was on his phone, drifted over into my lane and there was a car to my left-on motorway-. Not often my mother uses bad language but this was a close one

Isnt it instant ban if on phone in hgv? Had a guy take complete front off our new transit on motorway and then fled the scene. Cousin would have been killed only for the fact he wasnt wearing a seatbelt.

whelan2

theemigrant wrote: »

Isnt it instant ban if on phone in hgv? Had a guy take complete front off our new transit on motorway and then fled the scene. Cousin would have been killed only for the fact he wasnt wearing a seatbelt.

duuno , but if i had been distracted with the kids in the back , we were dead.

Kevhog1988

whelan2 wrote: »

duuno , but if i had been distracted with the kids in the back , we were dead.

Lucky. Tbh im bad for using phone when driving. Its my worst habit

whelan2

theemigrant wrote: »

Lucky. Tbh im bad for using phone when driving. Its my worst habit

this was an artic tipper , we were just saying after neither of us got the reg, it was 94 mh but that was all i remember, things happen so quick

Kovu

Must be the day for crappy drivers, was on the N4 and there was some biddy toddling along with a tiny trailer at about 60-70kmph, out in the middle of the lane and oncoming traffic was horrendous and that particular stretch between Masonite and Carrick is very bendy so difficult to get a clear run.
Well there must have been 20 cars built up by the time I managed to get by, gave up and passed out with an oncoming lorry. No fear of them pulling in over the yellow line to let me pass!! It's those type of drivers that cause accidents as you'd get so frustrated being stuck behind them.

Poor Mammy was trying to slide down the passenger seat as I let rip with a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep going by.

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

Must be the day for crappy drivers, was on the N4 and there was some biddy toddling along with a tiny trailer at about 60-70kmph, out in the middle of the lane and oncoming traffic was horrendous and that particular stretch between Masonite and Carrick is very bendy so difficult to get a clear run.
Well there must have been 20 cars built up by the time I managed to get by, gave up and passed out with an oncoming lorry. No fear of them pulling in over the yellow line!! It's those type of drivers that cause accidents as you'd get so frustrated being stuck behind them.

Poor Mammy was trying to slide down the passenger seat as I let rip with a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep going by.

my mother was holding on to the oh **** handles on the door :rolleyes: was telling oh- who's a lorry driver- and he was :eek:

Farrell

Kovu wrote: »

Must be the day for crappy drivers, was on the N4 and there was some biddy toddling along with a tiny trailer at about 60-70kmph, out in the middle of the lane and oncoming traffic was horrendous and that particular stretch between Masonite and Carrick is very bendy so difficult to get a clear run.
Well there must have been 20 cars built up by the time I managed to get by, gave up and passed out with an oncoming lorry. No fear of them pulling in over the yellow line!! It's those type of drivers that cause accidents as you'd get so frustrated being stuck behind them

I remember a lady telling me in the pub that she'd not pull into the hard shoulder to let traffic past, as she'd be evoking her insurance by driving on the hard shoulder. I said if you're 1/2 way, but she was having none of it

IH784man

whelan2 wrote: »

my mother was holding on to the oh **** handles on the door :rolleyes: was telling oh- who's a lorry driver- and he was :eek:

The mother calls them the Jesus handles :pac:

Charliebull

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

darragh_haven

Charliebull wrote: »

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

I dunno Charlie, but I'd say you're one man with experience of such sticky situations.

Bullocks

Charliebull wrote: »

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

She will lead a happier life not knowing! They weighed a few of our calves last year and said they would send out a report in a few weeks but never heard anything back . I'd say we might have more than 1 incorrect sire

darragh_haven

I do so much driving I set my car up with 2 dash cams. If someone crashed into me they will sort the truth from the lies.

If I am in the wrong...... Oh, they weren't plugged in

Genghis Cant

Charliebull wrote: »

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

Maybe she has two mammy! It's legal now you know :-)

Blackgrass

darragh_haven wrote: »

I do so much driving I set my car up with 2 dash cams. If someone crashed into me they will sort the truth from the lies.

If I am in the wrong...... Oh, they weren't plugged in

Few guys starting to put dash cams on gear, a requirement almost for lads doing roadside hedges/verges

Reggie.

Blackgrass wrote: »

Few guys starting to put dash cams on gear, a requirement almost for lads doing roadside hedges/verges

Even the guards use them on the motorbikes

Red Cloud

Make hands free mandatory on HGV's for CVRT pass?

Kovu

Just got a text off the AI man, he had five KOY straws arrive this evening for me Who was it that suggested him again? Thanks whoever it was!

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

Just got a text off the AI man, he had five KOY straws arrive this evening for me Who was it that suggested him again? Thanks whoever it was!

he's working late

CHOPS01

Is it me or is there something uplifting about standing in a meadow as grass is being baled!

ganmo

CHOPS01 wrote: »

Is it me or is there something uplifting about standing in a meadow as grass is being baled!

It certainly gives ya a pick-up, but don't get wrapped up in it

CHOPS01

Fair play to the contractor. Lifted 4 and 5 year olds up into the cab with him. Got a great buzz out of it. The kids I should say not the contractor !