The Saturday Night Show: May 2nd 2015 9.45 ish

Skid X

Good Evening,

Are you ready to get down to the funky funky sound of the nations favourite talk show?

On the Saturday Night Today Tonight Show tonight veteran Political Correspondent, Carlow's own Olivia O'Leary talks about her family, her career and the State of The Nation.

And as if that wasn't enough, Jessie Jane McParland, a nine-year-old Martial Artist and Britain’s Got Talent contestant talks about her new Martial Arts film. I know nothing about that, so here is a montage from The Karate Kid with a bit of Rocky

Margharita Solan, Chairperson of McAuley Place in Naas will talk about the important role of the elderly in Ireland.

Irish food producers Catherine Buggy of Boutique Bake, David Llewellyn of Llewellyn’s Orchard, James Nolan of Nolan Butchers and Jack Kirwan of Sprout & Co about plug their businesses. And discuss the growing demand for natural, home-grown produce in Ireland.

And your man from Villagers sings his new song Courage

That's about it. Only a handful of these to go. Sob.

Welsh Megaman

Er, Skid...aren't we forgetting somethings?

Un Croissant

I thought Weird Al was going to be on

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Er, Skid...aren't we forgetting somethings?

Not in the mood for them, to be honest.

You can have Brian and Michael instead.

Ol' Donie

Guest list is...well who gives a sh*t?

The important thing is that the thread is shaping up very nicely indeed. :-)

Skid X

Judd Trump and the other guy on BBC2 need to hurry up or I'm going to miss the start of the SNS

small town girl

Skid X wrote: »

Judd Trump and the other guy on BBC2 need to hurry up or I'm going to miss the start of the SNS

Me too, but careful what you wish for, the snooker is very entertaining

Welsh Megaman

Evening all!

Ol' Donie

The jokes? You don't wanna miss the jokes!

We should agree here to start each of Ray's shows with some high quality jokery.

*passes mic to WMM*

Go Harvey Go

Skid X wrote: »

Judd Trump and the other guy on BBC2 need to hurry up or I'm going to miss the start of the SNS

small town girl wrote: »

Me too, but careful what you wish for, the snooker is very entertaining

Well, it's going to the 33rd and final frame...

Ol' Donie

The jokes are always worth it for Brendan's own reaction.

Welsh Megaman

Ol' Donie wrote: »

The jokes? You don't wanna miss the jokes!

We should agree here to start each of Ray's shows with some high quality jokery.

*passes mic to WMM*

Whoa, this is so sudden!

Er...ok, let's see what's in the news...

Kate Middleton once asked the queen ''What's the secret of a long life?''

To which The Queen replied ''Wear a seat belt and don't p**s me off!''

*boom, ker-tish*

Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!

Welsh Megaman

Sweep the leg, Johnny!

Atlantic Dawn

Evening all.

I wish they had a block of wood for her so she could carve out a kitchen table and chairs from it.

small town girl

Go Harvey Go wrote: »

Well, it's going to the 33rd and final frame...

Poor Bingham looks stressed, I think Judd is a bit arrogant so I'm hoping Bingham wins this final one

Ol' Donie

What a great kid. Pretty sure she turned up on the toy show last time.

Skid X

I think Kate and Will should call the girl Judd, as a tribute to his clearance in that last frame.

Go Harvey Go

small town girl wrote: »

Poor Bingham looks stressed, I think Judd is a bit arrogant so I'm hoping Bingham wins this final one

Also, Bingham hasn't reached the final before - whereas Trump has, in 2009.

Welsh Megaman

Ol' Donie wrote: »

What a great kid. Pretty sure she turned up on the toy show last time.

She used Ryan as a pugil stick!

*boom, ker-tish*

Er...and could the owner of a Vauxhall Corsa please move their car from the front entrance!

Welsh Megaman

Expected the dad to have a black eye and his arm in a sling.

Atlantic Dawn

For girls hair, this is the only skill you need...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU0apPx4-LQ

Ol' Donie

Skid X wrote: »

I think Kate and Will should call the girl Judd, as a tribute to his clearance in that last frame.

They should give it a cool name, to stay popular with the kids.

Beyonce or summit.

Skid X

I have BBC2 on the laptop and the SNS on the Telly.

This could all end in tears.

Welsh Megaman

Ol' Donie wrote: »

They should give it a cool name, to stay popular with the kids.

Beyonce or summit.

Or Geordie Shore

Atlantic Dawn

The grass looks good enough to smoke.

Ol' Donie

Reckon Ray will have someone on about food every single week?

sudzs

With home juicers the blade oxidises the juice??? Seriously?? Fek off!! :rolleyes:

Welsh Megaman

His skin is pretty luxurious.

bottlebrush

I thought all this juicing was bad for the teeth
That's why my juicer is currently up in the attic

Welsh Megaman

He sure is a smoothie.

But enough about Brendan.

Skid X

"We have one store in Avoca. That's in Kilmacanogue."

That "Avoca" is a silly name for a cafe/shop.

Why call a chain after a placename?

Welsh Megaman

Looks good enough to eat.

And the food looks ok too

Ol' Donie

D4 people saying brownie always makes me laugh.

Braynee

braaineee

It's hard to do in letters.

bottlebrush

Ol' Donie wrote: »

D4 people saying brownie always makes me laugh.

Braynee

braaineee

It's hard to do in letters.

Its like that programme on Newstalk on the weekend 'Fiture preef'
(that's Futureproof)

sudzs

How much is a bottle of Chateau Lusk??

Atlantic Dawn

I hate all the pretentious sheite that goes with wine tasting and opinion. Basically if it's a brand you like it's a brand you like, I don't go around saying this bottle of Jack Daniels is from a good year, the oak caskets mellowed it good, JD is JD is JD.

Welsh Megaman

Brendan the esteemed wine critic...

''There's a bit of a bang off it''

tom_tarbucket

The butcher lad looks like he came from the wax museum.

bottlebrush

Not a good idea showing sausages at this time of night
I'm really feeling peckish now

Atlantic Dawn

I actually preferred the burgers with the horse meat, they are not the same since.

Ol' Donie

I'd ate anything from that meat table.

Give it here.

Skid X

Brendan got in trouble for something he said about Obama

The Saturday Night Show has received a serious complaint about host Brendan O’Connor, claiming he made “unacceptable” remarks towards US President Obama.

In a new documents released by the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland (BAI), RTE have had to apologise for the comments made by the presenter during an interview with the Mayor of Boston, Mr. Marty Walsh, who is Irish/American ...

In the official complaint Mr Walsh says he was “aghast and almost stunned by the comments made by the programme presenter and quickly pointed to the validity of President Obama’s roots in Ireland.”

http://www.goss.ie/2015/04/brendan-oconnor-receives-official-complaint-for-president-obama-remarks-on-the-saturday-night-show/


I don't think he meant any offence. You can't say anything these days without getting in trouble. Getting an official complaint from the Mayor of Boston won't have done Brendan any favours in RTE.

Welsh Megaman

The greatest gift of all...Clonakilty Black Pudding omnomnomnomnomnomnom

sudzs

Donor cards should be popped in the letter boxes of every house in Ireland. I reckon most people would sign them and put them in their wallets.

dublinman1990

Ah ffs the poor chap. Kidney Dialysis is a great help to a horrible illness like Kidney failure.

I am glad to hear that this guy is in good health.

Welsh Megaman

Where's Katherine's headquarters, did he say?

Atlantic Dawn

They could put a Nuacht bulletin on at 10.30pm for Ray when he gets the show, I know how much he loves it on the radio

Welsh Megaman

How's Donald Trump doing in the darts, Skid?

grey_so_what

Is it ok to join the party lads??....

I'm a bit late! xxx

Ol' Donie

Funny how much RAGE fills me the very second I see any one of those Cadburys ads.

Manky stuff.

grey_so_what

Did I miss wine?? .....