Electronic Bidet

Murt10

I can not think of a more appropriate forum to discuss this truly important invention.


it actually sounds great, but then again I've never used a manual bidet. In fact the first time I seen one, I thought it was either a place to wash your feet or an unusual type of urinal. (I used it as the latter)

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/30/technology/personaltech/electronic-bidet-toilet-seat-is-the-luxury-you-wont-want-to-live-without.html?action=click&contentCollection=U.S.&module=MostEmailed&version=Full&region=Marginalia&src=me&pgtype=article&_r=0

Opinions please

Mr. Incognito

I smear my **** on the walls.

Great insulation and save on toilet paper and heating.

Banjo String

Murt10 wrote: »

Opinions please

Coke is nicer from a can than a bottle.

Sh1tbag OToole

Murt10 wrote: »

I can not think of a more appropriate forum to discuss this truly important invention.


it actually sounds great, but then again I've never used a manual bidet. In fact the first time I seen one, I thought it was either a place to wash your feet or an unusual type of urinal. (I used it as the latter)

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/30/technology/personaltech/electronic-bidet-toilet-seat-is-the-luxury-you-wont-want-to-live-without.html?action=click&contentCollection=U.S.&module=MostEmailed&version=Full&region=Marginalia&src=me&pgtype=article&_r=0

Opinions please

I am trying to imagine what a manual bidet would look like if such a contraption ever existed, is there a lever beside it that you pull to pump the water? doesn't a normal bidet use the mains water pressure anyway?

Sh1tbag OToole

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

I am trying to imagine what a manual bidet would look like if such a contraption ever existed, is there a lever beside it that you pull to pump the water? doesn't a normal bidet use the mains water pressure anyway?

Yes it does, turn the taps on full and (if you are in a high water pressure area, you'll blast your bits clean. :eek:

eternal

Banjo String wrote: »

Coke is nicer from a can than a bottle.

First half of an ice cold bottle though?

hairyslug

Banjo String wrote: »

Coke is nicer from a can than a bottle.

Depends what takeaway you are getting

Chinese with a can
chipper with a bottle

eternal

hairyslug wrote: »

Depends what takeaway you are getting

Chinese with a can
chipper with a bottle

Can't you just have a drink on a hot day without piling crap into your body.

Depraved

Common enough here (Philippines). Even more common in Thailand when I was there a few months ago.

The locals thought it odd when I mentioned that we don't have them in Ireland. They think we're unhygienic.

Even in places that don't have them here, the locals still all find a way to wash themselves after each visit for #2.

Links234

Used to use something similar all the time in Japan, seriously awesome.

kneemos

Dunno what people have against them . Always thought they were a great idea.

Robsweezie

kneemos wrote:

Dunno what people have against them . Always thought they were a great idea.

Catholic guilt?

Sh1tbag OToole

Robsweezie wrote: »

Catholic guilt?

They were all the rage in the 1980's if you were building a bungalow. It had to be lime green or pink though and it had to be surrounded by a fluffy germ-laden mat and a matching one around the jacks.

When you had finished using it you could go back to fiddling with your satellite dish to try and get "the channels" while sporting a Ned Flanders-esque 'tache.