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Little things you miss about being single

Mister Vain · 2015-05-02 16:14:05

I'm not talking about the obvious things like freedom and so on. What are some little things that you miss? For me its not having to hold in my farts as much.

02-05-2015 4:14pm

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Mister Vain

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I'm not talking about the obvious things like freedom and so on. What are some little things that you miss?

For me its not having to hold in my farts as much.

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#2 02-05-2015 4:19pm

893bet

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Sex

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#3 02-05-2015 4:20pm

Gatling

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Midnight snacks in bed

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#4 02-05-2015 4:27pm

Grayson

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having a **** instead of sex.

oh wait, thats's never a regret

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#5 02-05-2015 4:28pm

Grayson

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double post

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#6 02-05-2015 4:28pm

Sheep Lover

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Having my balls attached to me and not in the buores handbag.

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#7 02-05-2015 4:31pm

TheBrinch

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Free Will

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#8 02-05-2015 4:33pm

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

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Number two with the door open.

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#9 02-05-2015 4:34pm

Cupcake_Crisis

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Being single is ****e, you have to actually put effort in to get the ride instead of just plonkin yourself on top of someone. Me balls to that.

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#10 02-05-2015 4:35pm

fleet_admiral

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In the words of Scottish hero Mel Gibson 'Freeeedommmmmm'

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#11 02-05-2015 5:12pm

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shes does not like to see me on boards.ie, so I had to distract her to
write this, its a small price to pay I guess.

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#12 02-05-2015 5:27pm

whiskeyman

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A healthy bank balance

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#13 02-05-2015 5:58pm

Mister Vain

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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Being single is ****e, you have to actually put effort in to get the ride instead of just plonkin yourself on top of someone. Me balls to that.

Reminds me of what John Bishop said. :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2xLAi2kPho

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#14 02-05-2015 6:03pm

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The thing I miss most is silence.

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