I just found a bag of weed

joe stodge

In the warehouse in work. It was on top of the floor cleaner, probably dropped by someone last night as they were leaving, what should I do with it. It's only a small bag about €15-20 worth.
I don't smoke it myself.

Duke O Smiley

Op I see you are close by to me, pm me your number and I will come and dispose of it

ceekay74

Eat it

Frynge

You should smoke the whole bag as punishment for blabbing about finding a bag of weed on the internet.

Do it in work.

Señor Fancy Pants

It's a set up

blatantrereg

Leave it alone. Or would people think it's yours because of where it was left? Then put it deep into a bin under other rubbish.

PARlance

Burn it.


Enjoy

Aongus Von Bismarck

Report it to your employers as they may be able to identify the owner and terminate their employment and contact the gardai.

A warehouse can be a hazardous place to work, and you don't want to have a stoner high as a kite driving a forklift around the place.

the evasion_kid

Blaze it up...I found a bag of coke in the work canteen before

Smithwicks Man

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Report it to your employers as they may be able to identify the owner and terminate their employment and contact the gardai.

A warehouse can be a hazardous place to work, and you don't want to have a stoner high as a kite driving a forklift around the place.

Either a very clever post or an embarrassing one :pac:

bbsrs

Put a notice up saying you found it and where the owner can collect it. Only hand it over if they describe it well.

Geniass

Clever OP,

OP is worried he is going to get caught with his stash so creates a thread where he can point to his "finding" the bag.

inspired. And by what we now know.:D

blatantrereg

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Report it to your employers as they may be able to identify the owner and terminate their employment and contact the gardai.

A warehouse can be a hazardous place to work, and you don't want to have a stoner high as a kite driving a forklift around the place.

No, just stay out of it.

Copper_pipe

Give it to these lads :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8k1d8uX9Gw

alroley

just leave it there?

blatantrereg

bbsrs wrote: »

Put a notice up saying you found it and where the owner can collect it. Only hand it over if they describe it well.

Yeah: Found a bag. Will return if owner describes contents.

telecaster

You need to report this to the Guards asap OP

porsche boy

Interesting to note you don't smoke it but you are able to put a fairly precise valve on the find... either way, 4:20. That's all I'll say.

UCDVet

porsche boy wrote: »

Interesting to note you don't smoke it but you are able to put a fairly precise valve on the find... either way, 4:20. That's all I'll say.

I was gonna say the same thing. A regular person who finds weed goes, 'Whoa - is that weed? I dunno, it might be Italian seasoning, but it's in a plastic bag, so it's probably weed, like on TV!'

kowloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr-yQaMbQ3o

Macavity.

UCDVet wrote: »

I was gonna say the same thing. A regular person who finds weed goes, 'Whoa - is that weed? I dunno, it might be Italian seasoning, but it's in a plastic bag, so it's probably weed, like on TV!'

Distinctive smell most people would recognise, whether they smoke or not. Unless they were completely sheltered as a teen and into adulthood.

joe stodge

Used to smoke as a young lad, haven't touched it in at least 8-9 years.
Couldn't be arsed with smoking it or taking it any other way, just not bothered anymore.
I think it's going on a vist to toilet town.

kowloon

Macavity. wrote: »

Distinctive smell most people would recognise, whether they smoke or not.

The floor cleaner may have changed that if the bag was open.

RossD12

The best way to dispose of it is to burn it, no one will know about the weed because it's been burned!

PARlance

Found a match box, with 10 yokes inside it, in an area where the local kids played footy between Meath St and Francis St.

Could have done serious damage to a young kid or two if they had found them.

Aongus Von Bismarck

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Report it to your employers as they may be able to identify the owner and terminate their employment and contact the gardai.

A warehouse can be a hazardous place to work, and you don't want to have a stoner high as a kite driving a forklift around the place.

Trying to get a co-worker sacked, lovely way to go about things :rolleyes:

Sell it or dump it OP, but say nothing to anyone about it.

fistfights

I would say sell it as it's worth a few quid but you're probably better off without the hassle or the risk of getting caught. So I'd say either leave it where it is or dump it down the drain.

mikom

joe stodge wrote: »

I just found a bag of weed In the warehouse in work. It was on top of the floor cleaner.

Put it back.
The floor cleaner will want it when he wakes up.

Ruu

Start your drug empire with it. Paul Williams will have a baddie nickname for you shortly.

Gannicus

I'd report it and I smoke it myself. Like another poster said you don't want some fecker stoned using a forklift or other type of machinery. It would be the same if a member of staff was on the gargle and in work. Someone could get injured or worse.

Wilberto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BukUZ2FCvs

:pac:

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hz93o7HKq0

kylith

porsche boy wrote: »

Interesting to note you don't smoke it but you are able to put a fairly precise valve on the find... either way, 4:20. That's all I'll say.

Might be vastly under or over estimating it. Like when the cops find 3oz of weed and claim it's 'enough for seven hundred million cannabis cigarettes'.

Hans Bricks

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Report it to your employers as they may be able to identify the owner and terminate their employment and contact the gardai.

A warehouse can be a hazardous place to work, and you don't want to have a stoner high as a kite driving a forklift around the place.

Aongus don't go, you're wild craic :rolleyes:

Ted_YNWA

Same as the street value calculations?

unjedilike

Gannicus wrote:

I'd report it and I smoke it myself. Like another poster said you don't want some fecker stoned using a forklift or other type of machinery. It would be the same if a member of staff was on the gargle and in work. Someone could get injured or worse.

Chances are someone just bought a small amount of weed from a colleague to smoke at home and it fell out of their pockets. Normally people are not stoned or drunk at work. Say you reported it, and say there was some sort of cctv and the culprit was identified and fired when all they wanted to do was have a relaxing weekend by purchasing weed in the least shady way they know.

sean1141

I know this is after hours and serious answers are not expected but the poster who said to report it is spot on.
I worked in a meat factory and I got cut by a Co worker who was stoned.
I don't use it myself or I never cared what anyone else did until that day.
In a work place that is dangerous at the best of times you don't want someone stoned.

Conall Cernach

Leave a little anonymous sign in the canteen saying "guess what I found". Then watch who looks shifty.

Aongus Von Bismarck

Elsie CoolS Hashish wrote: »

Trying to get a co-worker sacked, lovely way to go about things :rolleyes:

Sell it or dump it OP, but say nothing to anyone about it.

You're advocating he sell harmful illegal drugs, yet you think I'm out of order. Your moral compass needs re-calibration.

Hans Bricks

I sincerely doubt that even a forklift driver is going to be that stupid to blaze up in the workplace. The smell of weed is quite pungent and stays on you long afterward. Believe me I know. There's no way the owner of the bag has been doing this unless his employer & colleagues have no sense of smell.

Smithwicks Man

Too many people assuming that whoever the owner was must have been stoned at work if he had weed on him.

catallus

Smithwicks Man wrote: »

Too many people assuming that whoever the owner was must have been stoned at work if he had weed on him.

Why else bring it to work?

AndyBoBandy

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

harmful illegal drugs

He did say it was weed, not heroin.

Smithwicks Man

catallus wrote: »

Why else bring it to work?

Could have had it on him from the night before, could have got it off a colleague at work etc.

Aongus Von Bismarck

I don't think the OP needs to investigate whether this drug user is smoking on the premises or not. The fact that he's bringing illegal drugs into work means there's a very good chance that he is.

As I said, a warehouse is a very hazardous workplace with heavy machinery and equipment likely in use. It doesn't mix well with someone smoking mind-altering drugs. I wouldn't be comfortable having a stoner working there. He should report it to his superiors so they can check CCTV and find the culprit.

kylith

catallus wrote: »

Why else bring it to work?

Could have bought it from a colleague or at lunch time. Could have had it in his pocket from last night.

catallus

kylith wrote: »

Could have bought it from a colleague or at lunch time...

So now there's a drug dealing ring in the work-place?

Can't you see how wrong that is?

mikom

Deal with him.
Burn the heretic

kylith

catallus wrote: »

So now there's a drug dealing ring in the work-place?

Can't you see how wrong that is?

A bag of weed the size of a postage stamp, jaysus it's hardly Pablo Escobar.

Would your knickers be in this much of a twist about a hooch smuggling ring if the OP'd found a bottle of poteen?

Duke O Smiley

catallus wrote: »

So now there's a drug dealing ring in the work-place?

Can't you see how wrong that is?

Yes but so fúcking what?

catallus

kylith wrote: »

Would your knickers be in this much of a twist about a hooch smuggling ring if the OP'd found a bottle of poteen?

They'd be in even more of a twist! Bringing liquor into a dangerous workplace? Seriously?

Am I wrong for saying it's wrong?

I'd be even more inclined to report drinking as smoking "weed".