Worst Thing You Have Ever Done

Leif Johnson

What's the worst thing you've ever done.
I was a decent lad when I was younger and still am.
I kicked a football into someone's face once. Didn't like him though.
I also collected insects to watch them eat and attack each other.
Can't think of anything else.

5rtytry56

Eh................

Make a few poo threads, well, in the context here on boards.ie

cloud493

Nice try nark.

O.A.P

I pissed in my pants in first class because I was afraid of the nun who told us to stay in our seats and stay quite while she spoke to someone out side the classroom. BITCH.

Bridge93

Leif Johnson wrote: »

What's the worst thing you've ever done.
I was a decent lad when I was younger and still am.
I kicked a football into someone's face once. Didn't like him though.
I also collected insects to watch them eat and attack each other.
Can't think of anything else.

Same thing as you. I didn't do it on purpose but aged 8 in my first year at a new school I kicked a football into a lads face. Now the difference here was the poor guy at epilepsy and went into a kind of fit.
Was terrifying and felt awful for weeks.

Streetwalker

I once voted for FF.

Leif Johnson

Bridge93 wrote: »

Same thing as you. I didn't do it on purpose but aged 8 in my first year at a new school I kicked a football into a lads face. Now the difference here was the poor guy at epilepsy and went into a kind of fit.
Was terrifying and felt awful for weeks.

Wow. Feel sorry about that.

kneemos

A banned phrase comes to mind.

Lau2976

When I was in college there was this terrifying lecturer everyone was scared ****less of. Me and a guy in my class used to stick doodles on to each others backs all the time and I didn't know he had him next. He roared him out of the room and called him a sexual deviant in front of the whole lecture hall. The poor guy never lived it down and had the piss taken out of him mercilessly for the next 3 years.

everlast75

f**k that - I'm not opening up that pandora's box that is my early youth!!!

peckerhead

O.A.P wrote: »

I pissed in my pants in first class because I was afraid of the nun who told us to stay in our seats and stay quite while she spoke to someone out side the classroom. BITCH.

I shat myself!
Bitch had to go and find me a pair of shorts from the PE teacher.

RayM

Bought a Sony MiniDisc player...

...in 2005.

Depp

Kicked someone in the face

Leif Johnson

Oh, I remember another one. I broke a hoover while cleaning one of the rooms once. It sucked up a coin. No one knew I broke it though

LDN_Irish

RayM wrote: »

Bought a Sony MiniDisc player...

...in 2005.

My father in law retrieved one of those from the attic and gave it to me as a gift. In 2010.

1stuey1

Got married

lulu1

When me and my friend were about 14 we worked in a hotel. Everyday this other worker came in and she would take off her high heels and put on a more comfy pair for working in the kitchen

What did myself an my friend do? We hid the high heels, we thought it was so funny We laughted for days afrerwards

That's about as bad as I get

keano_afc

I chatted once in the humour thread in the soccer forum.

thelad95

Took a shíte in a kettle.

WoollyRedHat

I killed ants.

If there is a God, I hope he's not also one of them, or I am in big trouble.

Oh and I've made some pretty bad puns in the past too.

whupdedo

Leif Johnson wrote: »

What's the worst thing you've ever done.
I was a decent lad when I was younger and still am.
I kicked a football into someone's face once. Didn't like him though.
I also collected insects to watch them eat and attack each other.
Can't think of anything else.

You absolute animal, how do you sleep at night, theirs better than you in the mental

DivingDuck

lulu1 wrote: »

When me and my friend were about 14 we worked in a hotel. Everyday this other worker came in and she would take off her high heels and put on a more comfy pair for working in the kitchen

What did myself an my friend do? We hid the high heels, we thought it was so funny We laughted for days afrerwards

That's about as bad as I get

That's not bad.

If you'd hidden the comfy ones, though, I'd say your immortal soul would definitely be in some jeopardy.

Leif Johnson

whupdedo wrote: »

You absolute animal, how do you sleep at night, theirs better than you in the mental

I'm not an animal. Besides that fella constantly treated me like crap. Maybe because of my English side. I'm still Irish though.

Drink driving, cheating on my ex, and once, aged 16, calling a girl 'fat' over msn (I didn't know she was sitting beside my friend. She was super-nice too).

Worst of all, being a dick to my parents and letting them down. The trouble I caused them between the ages of 14 and 19 is my biggest life regrent.

Well Jesus this thread is a downer before bedtime...

cloud493

I once put the jam on toast before realising I didn't put the butter on.

Mint Aero

I was nice to someone once.

lulu1

Mint Aero wrote: »

I was nice to someone once.

Did you give them the last square of your mint aero

Renegade Mechanic

lulu1 wrote: »

Did you give them the last square of your mint aero

Yeah, but he killed them after, so he could get it back.

I may be confusing that with something else actually..

5rtytry56

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Yeah, but he killed them after, so he could get it back.

I may be confusing that with something else actually..

I'm surprised at you Renegade.
I'm afraid I'll have to report your post here to the other domers.

harry Bailey esq

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I killed ants.

If there is a God, I hope he's not also one of them, or I am in big trouble.

Oh and I've made some pretty bad puns in the past too.

August 29, 1980
Dear Cecil:
As an only child, I was forced to be ingenious
about inventing solitary diversions. While
reading an old diary recently, I found that on
July 1, 1969, I went on a murderous binge
which resulted in the untimely death of 52
houseflies. Knowing how degenerate their
reproductive habits are, I got to wondering how
many of their descendants would be around to
plague us today had it not been for this
prodigious feat of dipterocide. Can you
enlighten me? For obvious reasons, I prefer to
remain …
— Anonymous, Chicago
Dear Anonymous:
If it's awesome statistical fireworks you're
looking for, buddy, you've come to the right
place. The female Musca domestica , or
common housefly, typically lays 600-1,000
eggs in the course of her roughly two-month
lifetime, most of which grow to maturity in
10-12 days, whereupon they can set about
raising little maggots of their own. Under
ideal conditions (which invariably prevail in
this column), you may get as many as 12
generations a year.
Let's suppose that 132 generations would have
been born, or laid, or whatever the
appropriate term might be, had you not
committed the aforementioned massacre 11
years ago. Let's further suppose that half of
the 52 flies were male, that half of all
subsequent generations were female, and
finally that each female deposited 1,000 eggs.
The total number of female descendants
would be 26 x 500132 , and the total fly
population, naturally, would be twice that
many. Having performed various subtle
mathematical manipulations on my handy
calculator, I may categorically state that your
house would presently be infested by roughly
9.550892 x 10 357 flies. At 128 flies to the
cubic inch, we get 3.25 x 1016 per cubic mile,
or 2.292 x 1056 per cubic parsec, which means
that all the flies would fit into a cube a little
more than 3.45 x10 100 parsecs on a side. The
galaxy in which we presently reside, for
comparison, is 25-30 parsecs across. It's easy
to scramble up your decimal points in
calculations of this type and I may have lost
track of a few billion parsecs here and there,
but the implication in general is clear: With
that selfless act long ago, you single-handedly
saved the cosmos.
The lesson in all this, of course, is the futility
of trying to predict the future by projecting a
single factor. Most fly eggs, fortunately, don't
survive till senior citizenhood, succumbing at
some point to parasites, disease, predators, or
starvation. Northern winters finish off
whatever adult flies haven't been killed by
something else, leaving only those in the
larval and pupal stages to maintain the
Muscidate race. The humbling truth is that,
regardless of your efforts in the way of
wholesale slaughter, at any given time there
are about as many flies as the planet has
room for, ecologically speaking. It's enough to
drive you to racquetball.
— Cecil Adams

HugsiePie

JAYSUS

99% of this thread is full of nothing but wee angels!!!!

I thought I was quite a "moral" person till I read this....the worst thing yeeve ever done.....sheesh kicking footballs into garden, hiding shoes, how do you sleep at night?! :P

Im afraid my worst confession would only spoil your innocence and purity.....

normanbates

I pissed on a pykey in the middle of nowhere.

Wailin

Depp wrote: »

Kicked someone in the face

That you face kicker?

waulie_palnuts

I once stayed up all night having a passionate, bone shaking ride fest. Got the chick off side the next morning and went out to see the woman I had been getting serious with - I rode her, told her I'd call her the next day when I'd got back to work (was living away at the time - came back on weekends) kissed and said bye bye.

I was on the road for the journey back to work when I got a call - it was the bone shaker from the night before - she wanted round 2,3,4,5,6. Que another night of absolute hammering - I made it to work the next day by the skin of my teeth. Rang the other chick and said "can't see you anymore, I've met someone else"

skirtgirl

Crushed walnuts (paulies) with a hammer instead of a vice grips

waulie_palnuts

skirtgirl wrote: »

Crushed walnuts (paulies) with a hammer instead of a vice grips

Miaow - love the light kink.

Adamantium

In a fight with my younger brother when I was 8 at Easter, I got dirty, I ripped his glasses off his head and snapped them in half down the bridge. Many tears from him.

I'm sure I've done worse, but nothing has ever left me with a sinking feeling in my stomach so bad. What's worse I remember my aunt and uncle were visiting at the time, and they gave me nothing but glares and silence Iknew exaclty what they message they were trying to send., it was strange seeing that when you change the rules so the visitors try to look scornful. They don't even remember (probably forgot it the week later), but I remember my brother walking around and being unsure were he was going or what he was doing for weeks afterwards at school, until he got a new pair. (He's very short sighted)

Existentialist

Marriage