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Callan's Kicks

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Just turned on for that bit.

    I'll get the rest on podcast later


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,915 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Just turned on for that bit.

    I'll get the rest on podcast later

    Other than that, not up to much.

    Hahahahahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,125 ✭✭✭✭neris


    The pat Kenny skit was good


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just listened back to it. The Varadkar impression is great, but it just grates on me. Probably nothing to do with the sketches, just the fact that Varadkar himself grates on me. It's all a bit too true to life.

    I miss the Alan Shatter sketches; 'twould almost make me vote for Shatter in the next election, if he runs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭boombang


    Did he give liberal ladies a skip this week? I think that's not good, or at least could be done in a much shorter sketch.

    Think he hits plenty on the head. Always enjoy it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    Fantastic Ray D’Arcy show sketch :D

    I’ll now read stories from the papers you already read eight hours ago, then laugh maniacally!

    Along with the pitch-perfect "I dunno!" and his operator errors on the control desk. The under-stated details - which seems to make it funnier.
    I really enjoy Sean ORourke's weary resignation, esp. when Des Cahill is the target.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭boombang


    Along with the pitch-perfect "I dunno!" and his operator errors on the control desk. The under-stated details - which seems to make it funnier.
    I really enjoy Sean ORourke's weary resignation, esp. when Des Cahill is the target.

    The errors were so funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,395 ✭✭✭mattser


    This attempt at comedy/parody is long since past it's sell by date.
    The so called village idiot could do as good, if not better.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mattser wrote: »
    This attempt at comedy/parody is long since past it's sell by date.
    The so called village idiot could do as good, if not better.
    Ah here, that's a bit too far à stretch.

    I respectfully assume that you're not the village idiot; if not, why don't you apply yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,395 ✭✭✭mattser


    mattser wrote: »
    This attempt at comedy/parody is long since past it's sell by date.
    The so called village idiot could do as good, if not better.
    Ah here, that's a bit too far à stretch.

    I respectfully assume that you're not the village idiot; if not, why don't you apply yourself?

    Probably because, like yourself, I'm a boring unfunny person.


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  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mattser wrote: »
    Probably because, like yourself, I'm a boring unfunny person.
    That's probably a fair appraisal of the situation.

    Most of us seem to find Callan's sketches funny, though, which is a bit of a crucial difference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,395 ✭✭✭mattser


    mattser wrote: »
    Probably because, like yourself, I'm a boring unfunny person.
    That's probably a fair appraisal of the situation.

    Most of us seem to find Callan's sketches funny, though, which is a bit of a crucial difference.
    We'll leave it there so, as Bill used to say. Sleep well. ðŸ‘


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,596 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    I have to say his sketches are getting tiresome.
    He needs new characters/material


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,178 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    zell12 wrote: »
    I have to say his sketches are getting tiresome.
    He needs new characters/material

    The bbc one is well past it’s sell by date

    Also trump is boring at this stage

    Simon h is quite good. I’d like more granny zappone. Lots of material to work with there.


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Simon h is quite good. I’d like more granny zappone. Lots of material to work with there.
    The Simon Harris material is excellent. It goes beyond a mere impersonation, I think he captures Harris's public image exactly.
    zell12 wrote: »
    I have to say his sketches are getting tiresome.
    He needs new characters/material
    Or maybe we just need new politicians


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    The Huw Edwards sketch is a convenient point of introduction to all the other UK characters. Enables Callan to quickly establish the topic and target character to follow. Too useful to ditch it - not that I agree it needs to be ditched.
    Boris actually says nothing but that's the point. His bluster still amuses me despite repetition.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    I'm often very impressed by the sound editing. Unlike other programmes on RTE and unlike BBC R4 comedy no one else get a credit at the end.

    Editing two voices obviously can't be so complex but there are often much more elaborate scenes. I remember one featuring Mary-Lou and Ghosts of Christmases past with a spooky appearance of He Who Shall No Longer be Mentioned and lots of sound effects.
    (Note: I am avoiding the dreaded phrase "production values")


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,637 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Leo: Forget what I said about windfarms.

    :D


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Slim pickings tonight - perhaps the highlight was the Ray Darcy/ Cheltenham sketch featuring Ted Walsh and Robert Hall. An honourable mention for Des Cahill/ Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh's coverage of the Parade.

    Slow week in Irish politics, perhaps.

    No Liberal Ladies again this week. Nor Marian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    The horse trainer talking meaningless b0llox is a real person! I must listen out for the real-life version.
    Marty's sexual inuendo sketch was good - even if the notion was gross.

    Maybot saying "simples". Callan does his research.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,915 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Arlene Foster character needs working on.

    Needs to slow down and drop the pitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    Arlene Foster character needs working on.

    Needs to slow down and drop the pitch.

    But well written with added bonus of educational historical facts.

    Callan succeeds in getting the tone and lingo of so many different groups: the liberal ladies, the teenager climate protesters, the unionist, the gob****e horse trainer ... He's not just funny voices.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,915 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    But well written with added bonus of educational historical facts.

    Callan succeeds in getting the tone and lingo of so many different groups: the liberal ladies, the teenager climate protesters, the unionist, the gob****e horse trainer ... He's not just funny voices.

    Hmmmm wouldn’t quite agree there wheels, it’s satire after all, where one lampoons those ‘in power’.

    If the satirist doesn’t get those right he ain’t gonna go too far.

    Not too sure Ted Walsh would appreciate the ‘gobshyte horsetrainer’ tag though but maybe he has a sense of humor.

    Edit... wheels I’m sure you are aware of the interview with Ted which germinated that ‘character’?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    Hmmmm wouldn’t quite agree there wheels, it’s satire after all, where one lampoons those ‘in power’.

    If the satirist doesn’t get those right he ain’t gonna go too far.

    Not too sure Ted Walsh would appreciate the ‘gobshyte horsetrainer’ tag though but maybe he has a sense of humor.

    Edit... wheels I’m sure you are aware of the interview with Ted which germinated that ‘character’?

    Satire: : Agree entirely. I've made the same point here in the past when others were solely focused on the humour content or lack of. I think Callan's satire is very obvious. Certainly in DUP sketches - and health care and homlessness and UK politics ....

    Horsetrainer: I withdraw my term; inaccurate. I've no idea who he is or what it's about. But Callan's gobbledygook was funny and a good version/satire of the banter of some characters who regard themselves as hilarious and the soul of any party. At least that's what it meant to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,915 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Satire: : Agree entirely. I've made the same point here in the past when others were solely focused on the humour content or lack of. I think Callan's satire is very obvious. Certainly in DUP sketches - and health care and homlessness and UK politics ....

    Horsetrainer: I withdraw my term; inaccurate. I've no idea who he is or what it's about. But Callan's gobbledygook was funny and a good version/satire of the banter of some characters who regard themselves as hilarious and the soul of any party. At least that's what it meant to me.

    The ‘subject’ of the horsetrainer bit is Ted Walsh I’m reliably informed.

    Back in the day when asked about a filly in an interview I believe with Tracy Piggot he described her as a great performer and added “ I rode her mother at Cheltenham” which was all above board but for the time was well ..unusual.

    That’s the background unless I am very much mistaken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Bang on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    A friend of mine is a farrier and living abroad now. A few years ago I rang him after a big race to tell him a certain jockey had won. His answer was , "A lovely lad. I rode his mother a few years ago."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭two wheels good


    Ha! I'm imagining the radio/tv team trying to stifle the laughter. Callan had some good material to start with then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 860 ✭✭✭Roadtoad


    Thoughts of Richie Ruin, which Halls Pictorial pilloried in the 1970s.

    RIP Richie Ryan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,394 ✭✭✭plodder


    Roadtoad wrote: »
    Thoughts of Richie Ruin, which Halls Pictorial pilloried in the 1970s.

    RIP Richie Ryan.

    “Fanaticism is always a sign of repressed doubt” - Carl Jung



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