The Late Late Show 10th April 2015

JP Liz V1

I apologise for my attempt at "poetry" but here goes


There was once a presenter called Ryan
Who some may have thought was quite fine
He thought he was hip and cool
But instead was always acting the fool
And when the DLB was on telly it made me drink wine


Joining the divine Ryan this week are actor Jack Reynor, hypnotist Keith Barry and The Voice UK runner-up Lucy O’Byrne


(Holy f*ck, what has happened to me, I am describing Tubs as fine and divine must be the lovely weather, too much sun )

FloatingVoter

First dibs on the cute kittie at the back. And I'll have the rubber duck too if nobody else minds.

Ol' Donie

There once was a show host called Ryan,
His style, most weeks has me cryin',
But the sun's in the sky and I've got clothes to dry,
I could use him to prop up the line!

Birneybau

Ol' Donie wrote: »

There once was a show host called Ryan,
His style, most weeks has me cryin',
But the sun's in the sky and I've got clothes to dry,
I could use him to prop up the line!

Or as a peg.

lukesmom

There was once a show host called Ryan
Who's presenting skills weren't so sublime,
Although pat was a bore, and gay came before,
Tubs tries but he fails all the time

Radio5

That's great line up guests we've never met before...

CountyHurler

Can I play?

*ahem*

There once was a man named Ryan,
Who acted the maggot by time,
First pints with Pearse morgan,
Then a boxset of Borgen,
Tis no wonder they're queueing in line...

Atlantic Dawn

CountyHurler wrote: »

Can I play?

Elaine was only on LLS a couple of weeks ago saying she was single, if reports in the media gossip columns are true Tubs may have linked up with her...
http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/is-love-in-the-air-for-tv-stars-ryan-tubridy-and-elaine-crowley-31117878.html
http://www.her.ie/celeb/ryan-tubridy-and-elaine-crowley-spark-romance-rumours/226442

FloatingVoter

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Elaine was only on LLS a couple of weeks ago saying she was single, if reports in the media gossip columns are true Tubs may have linked up with her...
http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/is-love-in-the-air-for-tv-stars-ryan-tubridy-and-elaine-crowley-31117878.html
http://www.her.ie/celeb/ryan-tubridy-and-elaine-crowley-spark-romance-rumours/226442

All I can say is..... the DLB.

Welsh Megaman

Did anybody listen to 'Callan's Kicks' earlier? It was actually quite good

A sketch involving Ryan joining TV3 :pac:

United Chester Men

Anyone watch the Nadia Forde documentary!!! It is ridiculously self serving, delusional, talentless and cringeworthy! I don't mind Nadia Forde but she seriously needs to take a rain check in front of the cameras!

locum-motion

Anyone know if "The Heartbreak Kid" is any good? It's just starting on 2 and might make an excuse not to watch the LLS.

Ol' Donie

United Chester Men wrote: »

Anyone watch the Nadia Forde documentary!!! It is ridiculously self serving, delusional, talentless and cringeworthy! I don't mind Nadia Forde but she seriously needs to take a rain check in front of the cameras!

Was on there for a few minutes. It's odd, she seems like a nice enough person, but holy jesus that program has absolutely zero substance.

Sample quotes:

"This photographer did a Girls Aloud shoot. And I love Girls Aloud"

"I picked this white leotard thing cos I knew it'd get me in the paper."

"Let's go to Ibiza, everyone who's anyone in music has gone to Ibiza!"

locum-motion

locum-motion wrote: »

Anyone know if "The Heartbreak Kid" is any good? It's just starting on 2 and might make an excuse not to watch the LLS.

I'll be watching the double episodes of Benidorm on UTV Ireland!

Mr.Nice Guy

There's a chap on the telly called Ryan,
And he's so bad you'd think he's not tryin',
He gets paid a pretty penny,
to be worse than Pat Kenny,
Now here's a misery slot to have you all sighin'...

United Chester Men

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Was on there for a few minutes. It's odd, she seems like a nice enough person, but holy jesus that program has absolutely zero substance.

Sample quotes:

"This photographer did a Girls Aloud shoot. And I love Girls Aloud"

"I picked this white leotard thing cos I knew it'd get me in the paper."

"Let's go to Ibiza, everyone who's anyone in music has gone to Ibiza!"

I swear, Tv3 has had some shocking pogrammes before but this one was so bad you couldn't not watch it!!! As I said she seems nice, in a "tim, nice but dim" sort of way but she is making a fool of herself thinking she is going to be anyway involved in music scene. I genuinely couldn't describe the show to someone who didn't watch it without doing its ridiculousness an injustice!

_Kaiser_

Evening all.. after a busy few weeks where I haven't been around for the thread, I'm back!

Kerrydude1981

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Elaine was only on LLS a couple of weeks ago saying she was single, if reports in the media gossip columns are true Tubs may have linked up with her...
http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/is-love-in-the-air-for-tv-stars-ryan-tubridy-and-elaine-crowley-31117878.html
http://www.her.ie/celeb/ryan-tubridy-and-elaine-crowley-spark-romance-rumours/226442

Jesus,if Tubs funks that up he will be cut to death on her programme

Atlantic Dawn

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Jesus,if Tubs funks that up he will be cut to death on her programme

Yes they will eat him like a piece of meat.

Welsh Megaman

I have 'The Druid's Nephew' in the big horsey race tomorrow...

Yay or 'Neigh'? :pac:

emeldc

Anyone believe the Keith Barry rubbish. My friend is in the audience tonight and volunteered to be hypnotised and was taken back stage with the other 'volunteers'. Guess what? She was deemed to be not suitable. IMO it's a crock of sh1t.

grey_so_what

Good Evening LLS Boardies!....

Great op Liz....:)

I hope ye all had a lovely Easter .....My "farmers tan" is quite spectacular....



The guests tonight are not great are they??....

Kerrydude1981

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes they will eat him like a piece of meat.

Maybe they might refer to him as DLB

Atlantic Dawn

emeldc wrote: »

Anyone believe the Keith Barry rubbish. My friend is in the audience tonight and volunteered to be hypnotised and was taken back stage with the other 'volunteers'. Guess what? She was deemed to be not suitable. IMO it's a crock of sh1t.

Hypnotised by the promise of a crisp €500 note at the end of the show more like

grey_so_what

grey_so_what wrote: »

Good Evening LLS Boardies!....

Great op Liz....:)

I hope ye all had a lovely Easter .....My "farmers tan" is quite spectacular....



The guests tonight are not great are they??....

Nope, they'll grate instead

grey_so_what

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Hypnotised by the promise of a crisp €500 note at the end of the show more like

:eek:

No!

Look into my eyes, look into my deep green eyes.......:D:D:D

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Hypnotised by the promise of a crisp €500 note at the end of the show more like

Where do I sign up?

coolhull

Evenin' all! After a week in hospital, I'm back and rarin' to go. The LLS lineup doesn't inspire me though. Wonder if my hospital bed is still free? A colonoscopy would probably be less painful than Tubridy's sad attempts as 'host' :mad:

I am completely fed up with adverts about the Lifetime Community Rating

grey_so_what

coolhull wrote: »

Evenin' all! After a week in hospital, I'm back and rarin' to go. The LLS lineup doesn't inspire me though. Wonder if my hospital bed is still free? A colonoscopy would probably be less painful than Tubridy's sad attempts as 'host' :mad:

Oh no coolhull!.....I hope you are on the mend?.....xxx

Don't be mentioning the unmentionables!!.......:eek:

Sit down there and I'll make you a little drinkie.....:)


Now, what's your poison?....;)

Ol' Donie

My stupid thanks button yokey isn't working again. Stupid computers and phones etc.

Grumble grumble

Stupid everything.

Welsh Megaman

coolhull wrote: »

Evenin' all! After a week in hospital, I'm back and rarin' to go. The LLS lineup doesn't inspire me though. Wonder if my hospital bed is still free? A colonoscopy would probably be less painful than Tubridy's sad attempts as 'host' :mad:

You're a shoe-in for next week's misery slot :pac:

Gawd, please stop shuffling about like you've got ants in your pants, Ryan!

Un Croissant

Girl sings like an opera singer, get her on the telly!

Atlantic Dawn

An Opera singer no less, I thought she was doing the likes of Lady Gaga, Rihanna etc, I havn't been watching The Voice.

CountyHurler

I'm guessing the Joe Dolan interview is pre-record?

Un Croissant

Oh me oh my, Ryan, you make me sigh.

Ol' Donie

Aye aye aye, it's a poor line up tonight.

Welsh Megaman

*swoon*

CountyHurler

I dont even know who the judges are any more in these competitions, never mind the contestants...

[QUOTE=grey_so_what;(


Now, what's your poison?....;)[/QUOTE]

Heavens, I thought this read, "what's your position"....

grey_so_what

Ah God Almighty.......

Joe's statue in Mullingar is rocking at this stage.......


Who's this lassie? She has a mighty pair of lungs

Atlantic Dawn

She better tone it down on the show, we only got new windows put in last week.

Un Croissant

Yep.

Welsh Megaman

Will.I.Am thinks she is 'dope'

_Kaiser_

Anyone can be a "celeb" these days it seems...

grey_so_what

I would have given her a few more years than 24........

What a voice!

Ol' Donie

Un Croissant wrote: »

Girl sings like an opera singer, get her on the telly!

Wait a minute, she's singing...and it ain't some Lady Gaga or Adele or some sh*t?

It's so different!

CountyHurler

I still think Kildare won the All Ireland Final in 1998... Doesnt mean they f**king won it though...

Welsh Megaman

People watch 'The Voice UK'?

coolhull

grey_so_what wrote: »

Oh no coolhull!.....I hope you are on the mend?.....xxx

Don't be mentioning the unmentionables!!.......:eek:

Sit down there and I'll make you a little drinkie.....:)


Now, what's your poison?....;)

I've had enough stuff pumped into me for the past few days, g_s, now you want to start too?:mad:




















Mine's a Jameson, easy on the water.......