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  • #2
    Copa Mundial
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 225 ✭✭Copa Mundial


    Ah yes, the hairy baby maker.


  • #3
    AllGunsBlazing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,678 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    You're more of a ketchup man, then?


  • #4
    MathDebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 958 ✭✭✭MathDebater


    Colemans is your only man.


  • #5
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    It's all a metaphor for drugs


  • #6
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    the days of mustard are over, it's all about the ballymalloo.


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  • #7
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    AllGunsBlazing wrote: »
    You're more of a ketchup man, then?

    Mayo, to be fair i'm partial to some marie rose, but ketchup doesnt get me off the same way!!!
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #8
    househero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭househero


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    It's all a metaphor for drugs

    I believed you *swim*


  • #9
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Can you believe they have a ****ing carlow forum too?

    Seems odd if you ask me

    I don't even like carlow


  • #10
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    It just seems to exist to piss off people in the Forum Requests threads


  • #11
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,818 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    There is something for every one on boards.

    Personal favourite of mine would be the farmer humour thread.


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  • #12
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Bad things have happened to those who complained about the Mustard forum. :/


  • #13
    househero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭househero


    Ruu wrote: »
    Bad things have happened to those who complained about the Mustard forum. :/

    Were they tortured with a smelly yellow liquid?


  • #14
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    What did ever happen to ecksor the evil mustard overlord?


  • #15
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    househero wrote: »
    Were they tortured with a smelly yellow liquid?

    Attacked by a grumpy, but witty, mathamathical operation


  • #16
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    Don't knock the mustard forum they have more psychos than the football forum!


  • #17
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    By the way why is the football forum called the soccer forum????? Hmmm???


  • #18
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    LadyAthame wrote: »
    By the way why is the football forum called the soccer forum????? Hmmm???

    Because football is an Irish sport which is different to soccer.


  • #19
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    It's a load bearing forum. Some gob****e in the office removed it a few years ago and all the personal issues threads fell through into the thunderdome, it wasn't pretty. They had to pretend the site was hacked to distract everyone while they put it back up and ended up having to remove the thunderdome altogether a bit afterwards as there was too much structural damage. Bunch of fvcking cowboys.


  • #20
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    LadyAthame wrote: »
    By the way why is the football forum called the soccer forum????? Hmmm???


    Because lots of Irish people call it soccer


  • #21
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    strobe wrote: »
    It's a load bearing forum. Some gob****e in the office removed it a few years ago and all the personal issues threads fell through into the thunderdome, it wasn't pretty. They had to pretend the site was hacked to distract everyone while they put it back up and ended up having to remove the thunderdome altogether a bit afterwards as there was too much structural damage. Bunch of fvcking cowboys.

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAaa :-D lol


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  • #22
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    There is something for every one on boards.

    Personal favourite of mine would be the farmer humour thread.

    Yea that one and the forum where you send in a PHOTO OF YOUR SHEEP. I mean really!? What's going on there.

    I suppose If i had a sheep i would take photos of it. Id dress it up though.............


  • #23
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Yea that one and the forum where you send in a PHOTO OF YOUR SHEEP. I mean really!? What's going on there.

    I suppose If i had a sheep i would take photos of it. Id dress it up though.............

    I know the forum I am checking out next so!


  • #24
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I miss the Aardvark forum. :(

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #25
    RomanKnows
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭RomanKnows


    I had an account here before. What I really miss is making a cup of coffee, sitting at my desk in work, logging onto boards, visiting the thunderdome, and calling someone 'a soft-cocked mutant cùnt' or 'a bald librarian sex offender'.

    Very theraputic.


  • #26
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I miss the Aardvark forum. :(

    animal rights groups had it shut down after the 10 things you can do with your
    Aardvark thread


  • #27
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    Can you believe they have a ****ing carlow forum too?

    Seems odd if you ask me

    I don't even like carlow

    I don't believe that Carlow exists.


  • #28
    debabyjesus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭debabyjesus


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    There is something for every one on boards.

    Personal favourite of mine would be the farmer humour thread.

    Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?



    It went down the road and turned into a field...


  • #29
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,818 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    debabyjesus wrote: »
    Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?



    It went down the road and turned into a field...

    Hadn't herd that one.



    How did the farmer meet his wife?




    He tractor her down.


  • #30
    walkingshadow
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 369 ✭✭walkingshadow


    I worked in a music store once. One day this hot girl came in- I got a tromboner. Another time this guy came in looking at the drums- I told him to beat it.


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have no idea what's going on here.

    Continue.


  • #32
    Miall108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    Can you believe they have a ****ing carlow forum too?

    Seems odd if you ask me

    I don't even like carlow

    Forget that, Leitrim has a fcuking forum. I mean does Leitrim even have a shop for its 26 residents.

    Pripyat City in Ukraine probably has more life in it than Leitrim


  • #33
    NomadicGray
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭NomadicGray


    What is needed is an Anti Skub forum, those Pro Skubbers have free reign here


  • #34
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Was really disappointed upon visiting the Mayo forum.


  • #35
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    PARlance wrote: »
    Was really disappointed upon visiting the Mayo forum.

    I see what you did there!!! ;)
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #36
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    It's not only a mustard forum but also any condiment related activities.


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  • #37
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    DoYouEvenLift wrote: »
    It's all a metaphor for drugs

    This.

    Just like the Mafia have dry laundry businesses and restaurants etc. as a front for their underworld activities, Mustard forum is Board's equalivent.


  • #38
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Ruu wrote: »
    Bad things have happened to those who complained about the Mustard forum. :/

    Poor old Ecksor would be turning in his grave at the thoughts of people disparaging the mustard forum. Well he would be if he were dead (which he isn't to the best of my knowledge).


  • #39
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    cml387 wrote: »
    It's not only a mustard forum but also any condiment related activities.

    Ah we're not to Fond of the Ketchup only types over there now!

    21/25



  • #40
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    RomanKnows wrote: »
    I had an account here before. What I really miss is making a cup of coffee, sitting at my desk in work, logging onto boards, visiting the thunderdome, and calling someone 'a soft-cocked mutant cùnt' or 'a bald librarian sex offender'.

    Very theraputic.

    Ah good times :D


  • #41
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    ardinn wrote: »
    I Just found a whole forum here about mustard!

    It has 280 topics, a pics thread and a charter!!

    I dunno - It's just odd if you ask me.

    I dont like mustard!!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=457&order=desc
    Did it cut it??


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  • #42
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Yea that one and the forum where you send in a PHOTO OF YOUR SHEEP. I mean really!? What's going on there.

    I suppose If i had a sheep i would take photos of it. Id dress it up though.............

    There's a photo of a sheep with a bucket on its head. I chuckled!


  • #43
    RomanKnows
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭RomanKnows


    Deank wrote: »
    Ah good times :D

    Don't remember you. Genuinely.


  • #44
    Existentialist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 ✭Existentialist


    What the hey hay hey whey way nay tay tay


  • #45
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I don't like mustard, tomato sauce, or mayonnaise, but I despise ketchup and mayo. (I can cope with Mayo, the county, because I very rarely have had to go there.) I always loved salad cream sandwiches as a kid, but it had to be Heinz.


  • #46
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    French (country) mustard ftw. The other stuff is like dog's diarrhoea.


  • #47
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,818 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    1. Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
      I don't like mustard, tomato sauce, or mayonnaise, but I despise ketchup and mayo. (I can cope with Mayo, the county, because I very rarely have had to go there.) I always loved salad cream sandwiches as a kid, but it had to be Heinz.
    Go home, You're drunk.


  • #48
    ecksor
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    pharmaton wrote: »
    What did ever happen to ecksor the evil mustard overlord?

    I got distracted. I'm so ashamed, I neglected my pasty tasty baby, which was hasty. So wasty and I don't even like pastry. Or rhymes.

    True story: The deciding factor in getting my current job was having "founded the world's largest mustard discussion forum" on my CV.


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