Who pretends their OH is someone else when having the ride?

HandsomeDan

As per title. If so, how often, and who do you think of?

Gongoozler

No. I'm with someone I want to be with.

irish_goat

HandsomeDan wrote: »

As per title. If so, how often, and who do you think of?

Do you pretend your hand is someone else?

Macavity.

I'd say 20% at the very least.

SEPT 23 1989

I think of your mother

arayess

only when it's palm.
when it's a real girl I think of me.

whiskeyman

I love my OH so much, I think of her when I'm ridin' other wimmin

HugsiePie

Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

HandsomeDan

HandsomeDan wrote: »

As per title. If so, how often, and who do you think of?

On occasion but only on the knowledge and consent and playing along on their part. Role play or whatever. I do not think I can recall ever closing my eyes and imaginging I am doing someone or something else

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Sure I'd barely have enough mental energy spare to remember what day of the week of it or what me own name is, let alone pretend he's someone else. You're doing it wrong!

Wang King

My wife is so ugly, I pretend I'm! someone else when riding her

NachoBusiness

I always do. Tbh, it's the only way I can reach orgasm.

If I don't, I could it be at it for hours and nothing but once I pretend I have Michael Flatley's legs, orgasmic bliss.

Son Of A Vidic

HandsomeDan wrote: »

Who pretends their OH is someone else when having the ride?

If that is something that you need to do Dan, then perhaps you aren't as handsome as you claim to be.

HandsomeDan

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

If that is something that you need to do Dan, then perhaps you aren't as handsome as you claim to be.

I'll let you in on a secret. I'm not that handsome

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HandsomeDan wrote: »

As per title. If so, how often, and who do you think of?

If by OH you mean my left hand, then yes, I do

I once got a realy bad BJ from a girl who was intent on making my, well you know wat in her mouth. trouble was, she was shocking bad !!so I just imagined she was this British milf I worked with at the time with savage blowjob lips doing the deed!! like most men, we've great powers of persuasion. I persuaded myself said Milf was working me over!!!bottom line?? I awlmost took dat dawls head cleannn off!!!! (said in southern drawl)

Boom_Bap

In the 7 - 9 seconds of magic (on a good day), who has time to think?

Generic Dreadhead

Boom_Bap wrote: »

In the 7 - 9 seconds of magic (on a good day), who has time to think?

9 seconds? Well la-di-da Mr. Free Time!
Some of us have to work you know? :mad:
Fecking dole scroungers with all their free time*

Also, it really depends on if it's a lights off or lights on situation, but no, I can't say that have done it OP.
If my OH was rough as feck, then i dunno, but i'd probably have the guilt and it'd ruin the whole thing....

Ah feck now i feel bad, so much for any sex this weekend.....

*is joke

WinnyThePoo

I like to look in a mirror at myself when im riding.

Renegade Mechanic

Nothing wrong with the od bit of window shopping. Anyone who says they hasn't is lying.
Just, for the love of God, don't roar this persons name!

fedor.2.

Gongoozler wrote: »

No. I'm with someone I want to be with.

LOL

The Diabolical Monocle

Aw yeah Burt Reynolds gimme that pussy.

Timberrrrrrrr

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Nothing wrong with the od bit of window shopping. Anyone who says they hasn't is lying.
Just, for the love of God, don't roar this persons name!

Speaking from experience?

Potential-Monke

It's human nature, everyone does it, men and women. The real question is how often you do it.

Renegade Mechanic

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Speaking from experience?

Once or twice

Katgurl

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Nothing wrong with the od bit of window shopping. Anyone who says they hasn't is lying.
Just, for the love of God, don't roar this persons name!

Oh ffs I can't stand that sort of attitude "this is what i do, therefore everybody else does" about anything. To answer the op, no I haven't and don't see any reason to lie about that on an Internet forum particularly as I don't think there's anything wrong with it, it's just not for me.

Renegade Mechanic

Katgurl wrote: »

Oh ffs I can't stand that sort of attitude "this is what i do, therefore everybody else does" about anything. To answer the op, no I haven't and don't see any reason to lie about that on an Internet forum particularly as I don't think there's anything wrong with it, it's just not for me.

First off, get over yourself. I wasn't referring to "everything". Secondly; So you've never done it? Though hasn't crossed your mind? I'm afraid I simply can't believe that.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

First off, get over yourself. I wasn't referring to "everything". Secondly; So you've never done it? Though hasn't crossed your mind? I'm afraid I simply can't believe that.

There is a difference between anything and everything you know.

I can't recall ever doing this, I've this strange habit of having sex with people I really fancy so I dunno what the point would be.

Wabbit Ears

For sure, It could really be anything from the good old spank bank.

I also cant believe anyone who say that their partner is so amazing that they never drift off into a nice mental fantasy whilst doing the naughty!!!

Renegade Mechanic

Gloria Helpful Ferryboat wrote: »

There is a difference between anything and everything you know.

I can't recall ever doing this, I've this strange habit of having sex with people I really fancy so I dunno what the point would be.

There's an old (sexist) saying that women have sex whenever they want and men have sex whenever they can.

I suppose I should have specified, but the idea that no one, even once, has thought of someone else while bumping uglies is an idea I have great trouble believing.

Sheep Lover

Incest is wrong, so when I'm riding I just imagine it's my cousin.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

There's an old (sexist) saying that women have sex whenever they want and men have sex whenever they can.

I suppose I should have specified, but the idea that no one, even once, has thought of someone else while bumping uglies is an idea I have great trouble believing.

Maybe it's to do with the thing of arousal being more visual for men and tactile for women? "Imagine it was Michael Fassbender touching me like that!" wouldn't do much for me if the way I was being touched wasn't doing it for me in the first place like.

Wang King

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

There's an old (sexist) saying that women have sex whenever they want and men have sex whenever they can.

I suppose I should have specified, but the idea that no one, even once, has thought of someone else while bumping uglies is an idea I have great trouble believing.

The married mans struggle !

Renegade Mechanic

Gloria Helpful Ferryboat wrote: »

Maybe it's to do with the thing of arousal being more visual for men and tactile for women? "Imagine it was Michael Fassbender touching me like that!" wouldn't do much for me if the way I was being touched wasn't doing it for me in the first place like.

.... Interesting point actually..